I need to fap harder

hahahaha... Am I the only one who finds this thread funny? Like Jeez guys, fapping is bad for your penor. Atleast do it once a day.

Last fap was 2 weeks ago? Enjoy your prostate cancer. Fapping is actually good for you. I aim for at least 200 faps a year, easy to obtain. Why 200? Because Oprah said so in order to extend your life by a good 5 years.

Oh... wow. I didnt know it was that serious....

Oprah isn't a guy is she? O_O

Only pros does like 600+ faps a year. Then again, some people say it's the quality, not the quantity here.. -insert 4chan smilie here-

Doesn't it lower your sperm count. BRB GOING TO TRY AND FAP.

Doesn't it lower your sperm count. BRB GOING TO TRY AND FAP.

Uh.... That, I'm not sure? Depends on your diet, I believe, is the correct answer. Fapping may be shunned by some people, but hey, it's normal. If you're not fapping because you think the man up there will hurt you, something's wrong... terribly.. wrong!

If you masturbate you will grow hair on your hands and go blind!

Oh... wow. I didnt know it was that serious....

Oprah isn't a guy is she? O_O

Oprah was a guy, they castrated her, now she's getting revenge on men by turning the housewives against them.

Fapping is a boring waste of time along along with any other sexual activity not involving reproduction. You are better off plotting world domination or playing chess.

Fapping is a boring waste of time along along with any other sexual activity not involving reproduction. You are better off plotting world domination or playing chess.

I like you. But if you were smart enough you would know there is nothing better than having Sex while playing Chess and planning World Domination all at the same time.

Fapping is a boring waste of time along along with any other sexual activity not involving reproduction. You are better off plotting world domination or playing chess.

You probably didn't fap hard enough... Try again? -robotic voice- "30 seconds!" Insert a quarter into the coin slot please!

"point of no return."

You took that "phrase" from me, and you know it!

Last fap was 2 weeks ago? Enjoy your prostate cancer. Fapping is actually good for you. I aim for at least 200 faps a year, easy to obtain. Why 200? Because Oprah said so in order to extend your life by a good 5 years.

You don't need to climax that frequently to feel the beneficial effects of it o_o doing anything excessively is bad for you, although 200 is pretty reasonable I guess.

Yeah.. Doesn't the feeling start to weaking if your doing it every damn day? you could like skip 3 days of it or something. instead of yanking the pomegranate out of it just to bust.

Wasn't Oprah complaining about 9000 Penises or something? Yeah, I'm sure that was her.

I'm deducing that Fapping is using your hands to feel good. Sounds like men's wrestling to me.

Wasn't Oprah complaining about 9000 Penises or something? Yeah, I'm sure that was her.

Precisely. Her audience is lucky to get one penis each, (and that's pushing it for some of them,) and she's b!tching about 9000. I mean, srsly, Oprah, wtp.

Precisely. Her audience is lucky to get one penis each, (and that's pushing it for some of them,) and she's b!tching about 9000. I mean, srsly, Oprah, wtp.

Hey, I'm sure if Oprah started handing out coupons for penises instead of free KFC, her group could make all the men in the world as happy as can be.

You don't need to climax that frequently to feel the beneficial effects of it o_o doing anything excessively is bad for you, although 200 is pretty reasonable I guess.

200 a year? That's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Precisely. Her audience is lucky to get one penis each, (and that's pushing it for some of them,) and she's b!tching about 9000. I mean, srsly, Oprah, wtp.

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NSFW, but oh so amusing.

Yeah.. Doesn't the feeling start to weaking if your doing it every damn day? you could like skip 3 days of it or something. instead of yanking the pomegranate out of it just to bust.

More volume if you wait but I wouldn't say it feels better.

Hahaha.





hahahahahahahahahaha.

Nine thousand penises.