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2009-08-08, 04:49 PM
(This post was last modified: 2009-08-08, 04:55 PM by IllegallySane.)
Twice in the span of 20 minutes is too slow. I need to aim for twice in 10 minutes. This is all without the help of some freaky deaky medication or any of those weird toys/accessories. Why was I given the snippy treatment as a kid? I heard that makes it harder to fap.
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Drink plenty of water. You'll get dehydrated fast.
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You're obviously doing something wrong. Real men can go off in under a minute while also being able to last an hour or more if they want too.
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That's pretty weak, dude. :l
Last time I fapped I came five times over the course of a few minutes (probably over the course of 4-5 minutes) after a 50-60 minute fap session. I think the most times I've ever came during one session was seven times. By the way, I don't use any enhancement pills, lubrication, or any toys/accessories either. I'd also like to note I don't fap everyday either, it's usually once every two or three days. One last thing I'd like to mention, I clean up immediately after each instance of ejaculation.
Oh, and I'm not snipped if that matters.
You might just need some more practice and try waiting a few days in-between each fap session if you don't already. I've only been performing this good for the last year or so.
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Real men get a job, get married, and provide for their children. Measuring your fapping time against other men's seems more of an adolescent penis-size contest than a true measure of manhood. You have no control over that. You DO have control over whether you're a man.
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Quantact Wrote:Real men get a job, get married, and provide for their children. Measuring your fapping time against other men's seems more of an adolescent penis-size contest than a true measure of manhood. You have no control over that. You DO have control over whether you're a man.
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I like where this thread is going.
./popcorn
And It's fapping consecutvely. Fapping in 3-5 minutes is totally doable for me. Now under a minute, you guys are just crazy. There's no lasting feeling of ecstasy from that quick a quickie.
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Quantact Wrote:Real men get a job, get married, and provide for their children. Measuring your fapping time against other men's seems more of an adolescent penis-size contest than a true measure of manhood. You have no control over that. You DO have control over whether you're a man.
I feel like in a hahaohwow.jpg spree.
Even my dad faps don't be silly.
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Fapping for an hour long? Jeez.
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Quantact Wrote:You have no control over that.
Not sure if you're being serious or not here, but you do have control over how long you can last.
IllegallySane Wrote:There's no lasting feeling of ecstasy from that quick a quickie.
True. I was just making a point.
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MetaSeraphim Wrote:True. I was just making a point.
Then I can say REAL men can fap without ever fapping. They can THINK it, and perform it anytime they want.
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IllegallySane Wrote:Then I can say REAL men can fap without ever fapping. They can THINK it, and perform it anytime they want.
Mind-fapping? I think everyone does that..!
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It's all about edgingggggggggg.
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Ugh, no. Edging doesn't help you last longer, it just makes you want to burst more. The trick is to strengthen your PC muscles so you can hold back ejaculation even when you cross the "point of no return." So what you get is a mild orgasm and you'll be able to continue pumping away with renewed stamina.
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Opeth Wrote:Ugh, no. Edging doesn't help you last longer, it just makes you want to burst more. The trick is to strengthen your PC muscles so you can hold back ejaculation even when you cross the "point of no return." So what you get is a mild orgasm and you'll be able to continue pumping away with renewed stamina.
Someone has a lot of free time.
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Enjoy your premature ejaculations.
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Vernacular Wrote:Someone has a lot of free time.
No, he's just as perverted as I am, and he tries stuff like this, and knows it.
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Guise, what's a fap?
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try getting a girlfriend and tell her to have fun and dont stop givin u a hj for 30 mins
ur count will go down tho lol.
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