Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves
#81
Harden
Lick
Stringshot
Swallow
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#82
outrage
dynamic punch
bone rush
psycho cut

alternately

harden
bone rush
sweet kiss
rest
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#83
This is how I have sex.

Flatter
Pursuit
Thief
Sucker Punch
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#84
Swagger
Sleep Powder (Ketamine IRL)
Pound
Eruption

Alternately, for cyattie females:

Pay Day
Flatter
Lick
Eruption

For "rude" girls:

Sleep Powder
Wake Up Slap
Protect
Selfdestruct
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#85
Can we do in less than 4 moves!? Big Grin

Quick Attack
-Run-
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#86
Earthquake
Perish Song
Crabhammer
Magnet Bomb


...yeah

Edit:
Attract
Follow Me
Imprison
Constrict

... then the police came.
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#87
The obvious one to me is:

Lick
Harden
Pound
Hyper Beam <~ lols.. You could do string shot instead.... Greg f3

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Hear's some variants using less thought of moves

For those S&M fans:
Constrict
Wake-up Slap
Sucker Punch
Punishment <~ aka Rape.

You could also add Torment somewhere there if you want Big Grin

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Shadow Sneak
Flash
Extreme Speed
Discharge

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Captivate
Follow me
Bind
Torment

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This next one shows progression from being good... to being naughty Big Grin

Spark
Sweet Scent
Attract
Sing
Flatter
Tickle
Sweet Kiss
Present
Featherdance
Water Sport
Helping Hand
Stringshot
Milk Drink
Covet
Lick
Growth
Megahorn (or harden... your choice)
Protect(ion)
Pound
Endure <~ You can leave this step out if... oh say... Greg is involved.
Horndrill
Howl
Eruption
Withdraw
Minimize
Rest

And then....
Morning Sun
Confusion
Glare
Outrage
Agility


Yeah... there you go Big Grin
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#88
shouri Wrote:The obvious one to me is:

This next one shows progression from being good... to being naughty Big Grin

Spark
Sweet Scent
Attract
Sing
Flatter
Tickle
Sweet Kiss
Present
Featherdance
Water Sport
Helping Hand
Stringshot
Milk Drink
Covet
Lick
Growth
Megahorn (or harden... your choice)
Protect(ion)
Pound
Endure <~ You can leave this step out if... oh say... Greg is involved.
Horndrill
Howl
Eruption
Withdraw
Minimize
Rest

And then....
Morning Sun
Confusion
Glare
Outrage
Agility


Yeah... there you go Big Grin

= win
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#89
B>Translation to human language, I don't understand a single word said here.
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#90
Kortestanov Wrote:B>Translation to human language, I don't understand a single word said here.

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#91
Lol @ Minimize. xD
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#92
Kortestanov Wrote:B>Translation to human language, I don't understand a single word said here.

You're pretty much asking for a hardcore porn fic...with Pokemon.

:f6:
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#93
Sinnuendo Wrote:You're pretty much asking for a hardcore porn fic...with Pokemon.

:f6:

There is a Comic that might have some to it a-@
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#94
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:There is a Comic that might have some to it a-@

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#95
Why you dottin me Frown
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#96
Devil's Sunrise Wrote:...

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Nanananananana Batman?
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#97
Confusion
Confusion
Confusion
Confusion
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#98
Psychic
Blaze Kick
Future Sight
Earthquake
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#99
Here's how a girl would normally react to a stranger trying to have sex with her:

Screech
Scratch
Double Kick
Low Kick

Also:

Pound
Pound
Pound
Pound
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shouri Wrote:This next one shows progression from being good... to being naughty Big Grin

Spark
Sweet Scent
Attract
Sing
Flatter
Tickle
Sweet Kiss
Present
Featherdance
Water Sport
Helping Hand
Stringshot
Milk Drink
Covet
Lick
Growth
Megahorn (or harden... your choice)
Protect(ion)
Pound
Endure <~ You can leave this step out if... oh say... Greg is involved.
Horndrill
Howl
Eruption
Withdraw
Minimize
Rest

And then....
Morning Sun
Confusion
Glare
Outrage
Agility


Yeah... there you go Big Grin

ROFL.

That got me laughing so hard xD
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