A Story About Lizards.

Many years after the overthrow of Wilson, a rebel soldier crouching high
on a hilltop above the war torn forests of Gamehendge spots a group of
loyalists approaching from their lakeside encampment below.

His trusty llama stands beside him, loaded down with a canvas pack that
holds two large bazooka type guns to the animal's sides. Near the man sits
a cache of blastoplast, each capable of destroying the entire hillside in
an instant...

Sunrise over the turquoise mountains
Messenger birds in sight
They came up through the valley
Both sides at a time
Through the cold steady rain
Raid!
I bend down
Poke a double decker on a llama
Llama, Taboot Taboot
Trigger a blastoplast, ramshackle laker recedes
I start to run
It was the loudest thing I'd ever heard
And I knew my time had come
To enter the delta

Leave it on press
Leave it on press
Depress, Depress
Llama, Taboot Taboot
Leave it on press
Depress, Depress
Llama, Taboot Taboot

Llama, Taboot Taboot
Llama, Taboot Taboot
Taboot Taboot
Taboot Taboot
Taboot

I've alternated my meager flock
To the shores of the Baltic Sea
The teeth of time have stowed the rhyme
Of how things should be

My cave, my house, my turning wheel
My little docking pup
The march of Colonel Forbin
And his fleet hound called McGrupp

The grime of countless workdogs
Has collected in my sink
I tie my nose with spandex hose
Before I get a drink

While on frozen warthogs
With its poison in our minds
The ferns that spot our children
Are encased in orange rinds

All times and seasons are the reasons
That people and their clans
Have stowed the Famous Mockingbird
With glue and rubber bands
They writhe and cry in agony
As Rutherford the Brave
Chokes Tela and the Unit Monster
Managing to save

The spotted striper's multi-beast
And thereby cheat his grave
I'd like to get his autograph
But he looks too much like Dave (4-6 x)

I come from the land where the oceans freeze
Spent three long months on the open seas
Paddled 'til it seemed I could take no more
When my ship hit ground on Prussia's shores

How was I to know that day
That the winds had swept me Wilson's way
'Cause soon towards me from the East
Came Wilson and his men on multi-beasts

Well it seems he didn't like my face
And I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil place
They tied me to a chair with a giant clip
And held a piece of paper to my tender nip(ple)

Then they tossed the chair in a tiny shack
And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back
But I loosened up the binds where my hands were lashed
And ran towards the cove where my boat was stashed

Singing "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die
Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"

When Wilson knew that I was loose
I'd surely be subjected to some real abuse
Maybe end up hanging from the nearest tree
So angrily I paddled to the open sea

But the sea was eager to beat me back
And the waves grew huge and deadly black
And the gray clouds rumbled over my head
And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead

When the morning came and the storm had passed
And the dismal fog began at last
To open up before my eyes
And there I saw to my surprise

Chains and specks of islands curved
Where palm trees dipped and seagulls swerved
And I parked my kayak on a stone
And yelled across the ocean to his evil throne

I said "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die
Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye
Wilson, kill you 'til you die
Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"

wtp dude shut up

wtp dude shut up

I think you missed the fact that I ended.

I think you missed the fact that I ended.

i think you missed the fact that people in the funhouse dont care for you longage posts.

i think you missed the fact that people in the funhouse dont care for you longage posts.

Nah, I didn't.

yah i tink u did blud.

yah i tink u did blud.

I don't think I post on forums for other's entertainment. =P

so why did you post this sh'it?

i put my money on myles

Tough one, if I'm not doing it for others, and it's not productive what's another option? xD

I'll leave you to figure that one out, lol.

You've got to runnnnn like an antelope out of controoooool

i already told you what it is, a piece of crap.

Dude that makes no sense in the context of our conversation... o_o

Anyways it's a pretty sick album. xD Although the quality of it completely sucks, lol. WILLLLLSOOOOOOOOOOOON.

Tough one, if I'm not doing it for others, and it's not productive what's another option?

there is no other option, f'ag.

there is no other option, f'ag.

wait, what?

Haha, well that'd be fairly pathetic if someone didn't indulge in fun for themselves, now wouldn't it. Sooo, ya the last option is fun for myself/killing time while listening to music. xD

Perhaps you should try relaxing and having some fun sometime, eh? =P Sure looks like you could use it, haha.

EDIT: Nikkeyyy, did you ever start playing again? Like, I remember something about that a while ago forget if you ever did. I quit a while ago either way. =P

you could do with losing your sexual tension

but with that face... eh.

Okayyyy, I'm a bit lost. What sexual tension?

EDIT: Err, also how would you know what I looked like? =o

its slang in england for when you dont get sex.

also, you must be butters for posting this much and being in on a saturday.