I say my good chaps.

This place has been overrun with barbarians! I am sorry good lads, but I am leaving. I do not want to be corrupted by the sudden wave of vulgar youth.

I am sadden to see you go.

Dare I turn this into a box social?

Positively preposterous preposition!

Oh dear me, it appears the mudkips are attacking. =/

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Oh dear me, it appears the mudkips are attacking. =/

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Your'e paranoid.

My, whoever made the tea did a wonderful job!

I say, the absence of puce in such a gentlemanly place saddens me.

I say, the absence of puce in such a gentlemanly place saddens me.

Be gone, before my cane meets thy backside.

Be gone, before my cane meets thy backside.

My, my, such a brute! My own father did not discipline me as such! I shall have to call into question the quality of the parenting you received if you believe such violence acceptable. Mayhap a year in the Puce Room shall benefit you...

tea?

Only if it's Earl Grey.

tea?

I am of the firm belief that tea should not be processed to be sold with a straw.

I must agree with you there good sir.

Only the finest tea leaves shall find their way in to my cup. Hmm, yes, hmm.

Only the finest tea leaves shall find their way in to my cup. Hmm, yes, hmm.

Would you enjoy some tea that is only grown in remote places in India where it is handmade by a tribe of tea makers who have passed the methods down in their families for generations. Where they must also wade through alligator-infested waters to obtain the leaves once per year. And on each trip some don't make it back alive?

If Englishmen actually talk like this, then genocide is the only solution.

Would you enjoy some tea that is only grown in remote places in India where it is handmade by a tribe of tea makers who have passed the methods down in their families for generations. Where they must also wade through alligator-infested waters to obtain the leaves once per year. And on each trip some don't make it back alive.

My good sir, you ended your question with a period!
How ignorant.

Alfred! Show this man the door, would you?

If Englishmen actually talk like this, then genocide is the only solution.

I'm an English teenager and I don't talk like that.
If I count.

I'm an English teenager and I don't talk like that.
If I count.

Did you really think I was being serious? :f6:

Sorry if my joke fell flat.