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2009-05-09, 03:11 AM
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[color="#cc8899"]Whether it's the classic "A Christmas Story" example or a humorous sign on a streetcorner in China, Engrish is hilarious. Absolutely. It rarely makes sense, and when it does, it has generally the opposite meaning of what was intended. Post your favorite examples, sites full of them, etc. Or, if you are FelixTM, just post cute anime girls. Baklava, pokemans are not welcome here, as they don't speak human languages in general, excepting a few ghosts, psychics, and legendaries.
http://www.engrish.com/
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So uhh yea a fire extinguisher is not a hand grenade, if it was a lot more terrorists would be using this safety device.
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ndynslvr Wrote:
So uhh yea a fire extinguisher is not a hand grenade, if it was a lot more terrorists would be using this safety device.
That's a heavy-ass hand grenade...*insert witty pun*
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2009-05-09, 11:32 AM
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oh wow.....
wow...
Jesus: Behold! I come quickly!
ps: im laughing so hard at these omg.....
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2009-05-09, 12:01 PM
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Engrish ftw.
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I lol'd so hard.
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RobMdza Wrote:
I lol'd so hard. Incredibly hard. 
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Lols.
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2009-05-09, 05:01 PM
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Lol, This is how Mensa came to be.
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Who knew we could crap that high?
Edit 2: Die India Die!
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=( It's less funny when you can actually read Chinese characters. All these people have to translate with is a Chinese-English dictionary, fail.
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You ninja'd the "a cabbage moves rhythmically" one from me. =(
I was going to post it. lol
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Melancholy Wrote:You ninja'd the "a cabbage moves rhythmically" one from me. =(
I was going to post it. lol
Hehe 
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Melancholy Wrote:You ninja'd the "a cabbage moves rhythmically" one from me. =(
I was going to post it. lol
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