I say my good chaps.

Good sir, I have a request. I see better out of my right eye, might you fix one for me?
And my friend is an examiner, so he has asked me to request from you for one with both eyes. Can you help him?

Why thank you good chap. Astounding work as always.

And Quantact, there is no fail here, old bean.

Friends, I have good news! I sold all of my stocks in O' Railey Tea just before it crashed.

Friends, I have good news! I sold all of my stocks in O' Railey Tea just before it crashed.

Good show old bean! Shall we celebrate with the women of the brothel?

...I'm lost...
Hey what's that mind-control device for?

Good show old bean! Shall we celebrate with the women of the brothel?

The establishment down the alley has lemon squares too!

The establishment down the alley has lemon squares too!

Sounds quite lovely.

New language called "British"

I need lessons!

Quite the contrary my good friend!

Yo hizzle fo shizzle y'all dog munchin' dizzleberries! What be goin' on in dis 'ere thread?

Yo hizzle fo shizzle y'all dog munchin' dizzleberries! What be goin' on in dis 'ere thread?

You know..I'm not sure anymore...

You see Winston, the standards of todays society have quite drasticly lowered to that of a subterannian colony of rodents.

You see Winston, the standards of todays society have quite drasticly lowered to that of a subterannian colony of rodents.

I would like to see your proof sir.

You see Winston, the standards of todays society have quite drasticly lowered to that of a subterannian colony of rodents.

Yo dawg, I wanna see dem proofs of yours 2. I ain't seein no one 'round dis place acting like no rat. Yo shizzle is dizzled up. U shud relly thnk bfore u post so u dont looook liek a idit, shizzle!

Yo dawg, I wanna see dem proofs of yours 2. I ain't seein no one 'round dis place acting like no rat. Yo shizzle is dizzled up. U shud relly thnk bfore u post so u dont looook liek a idit, shizzle!

You, sir, are a barbarian.

You, sir, are a barbarian.

I agree with you on that point.

o yo gaiz jus don't no be understandin' da young peeple! we dun have no tiem fo yo hi clazz shizzle.

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You, sir, are a barbarian.

Fo sho.

o yo gaiz jus don't no be understandin' da young peeple! we dun have no tiem fo yo hi clazz shizzle.

You gosh darned young people with your hippity hop and your Hanny Montanny!

What happened to the man gaurding the door? Did that old bean leave? I payed him for 2 hours more! This is an outrage! Ooh escargot...