I had a bad dream that night, so i went to my mommy, and they were bouncing around like a bouncehouse, and then a giant tan candy bar came out, and my mom ate it!
When did santa start having candy bars in his pants?!
I JUST GOT GOT A CANDY BAR FROM TYPING THIS. NO JOKE.
What does ZOMG mean?
What does Poast mean?
Does Heaven, Hell, God, Purgatory, angels, and miracles exist?
What color shirt am I wearing right now?
Where do I live?
How do you know that?
How low can you go? (limbo)
What is your opinion of Michael Bay movies?
Are you going to watch X-Men:Origins?
Is that movie awesome?
Explain how Cyclop's visor works (at least in the comics).
Do you have any idea why we exist?
Why do we exist?
Check out this picture:
Spoiler
What is your honest opinion?
Is this the end?!!?!?!?!?
Spoiler
Yes.
-No, it won't. You are able to complain if it happens, though.
-Yes, yes I did. It came like a VISION.
-Because people spell it poorly.
-42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42
42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42
42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42
42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42
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Yes, I have beaten the first impossible quiz. In fact, I know its creator. A rather cool guy.
-ZOMBIES, OH MY GOD.
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-EVERYTHING is possible, with clay.
-It's a tricky question. It's part of the invisible spectrum for humans. Bees see it, though, ask them.
-In a cardbox.
-I'm behind the cardbox.
-My teacher was longcat.
-They are Baytastic!
-Possibly. Probably not though. Depends on my boredom meter.
-It's a surprise!
-He's constipated. And those are not lasers. Be careful with that sick guy.
-Yup! To ask ourselves silly questions! But don't worry, I'm here to help.
-Oh hey, I answered that already and all!
-Nice upgrade.
-On the picture? Needed a rocket launcher. Or a dinosaur on a jet. Both work.
-Why do you ask questions you answer yourself? Sheesh.
Johnson Wrote:Where do babies come from?
What does the scouter say about my power levels?
Who'd win in a fight, SpongeBob or Raditz?
What happens if a girl drops the soap?
Is my avatar male or female?
Why can't I get any more special cards while they drop for other people like unbuckled pants?
How much longer til you're overrun with questions?
-Babies are the leftovers from McDonalds. Afortunately, they can end up mutating in humans. That's how it has been since the dawn of time.
-Around 34. Bad news, you fail.
-Squidward always wins.
-Fun times...
-Obviously a female, or else you wouldn't be asking.
-I feel your pain. And it's because Nexon has a list of random people and they are always there to say "OH HEY! That's Alloy, set drops to 0". Same for you.
-Overrun isn't in my dictionary.
z0mgc00k13 Wrote:would you kill a man?
wat is the below question?
wat is the above question?
do you enjoy google?
-Only as personal defense.
-"wat is the above question?"
-"wat is the below question?"
-I CREATED IT! Of course I do!
CDFA Wrote:I saw mommy kissing santa claus!
He said he was tired, and wanted to take a nap!
I had a bad dream that night, so i went to my mommy, and they were bouncing around like a bouncehouse, and then a giant tan candy bar came out, and my mom ate it!
When did santa start having candy bars in his pants?!
I JUST GOT GOT A CANDY BAR FROM TYPING THIS. NO JOKE.
-Uh oh... Looks like your parents are getting divorced. Look at the bright side! You'll be living at the North Pole, in a magical toy workshop with elves and other crap.
-Yeah, just looks like the above.
-Get some clothing for very cold weather. Don't forget the gloves.
-Santa has candy bars in the most unexpected places.
-MAGIC!
Johnson Wrote:That means I'm almost 7 times stronger than the farmer.
Is Fiel dangerous?
What anime is that person in GMSInfighter's sig from? <--- I want a real anwser for that one
How come you never anwser "I don't know"? That's an answer
-The farmer fails 7 times more than you then!
-Only if you do something to his chinchillas.
-Doctor Twitter and the magical carroussel of dreams. This is a real answer, only not the one you expected.
-Because I always answer. And that's the less cool answer ever.
GMSInfighter Wrote:Chicken or the Egg?
Adam or Eve? (Trick question)
Dinosaurs or fish?
Me or You? or ?
Enough of those who came first.. NOW SOME REAL HARD HITTING QUESTIONS?
Are you ever going to get a zhelm? (I'm not saying you should, your outfit looks cool with the hat)
Do you play any other online games other than mapleznovel? (MapleStory)
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this..
Spoiler
-EGG. Dinosaurs evolved into BIRDS. And dinosaurs already laid eggs... YOU WASN'T EXPECTING THIS, WERE YOU? HAR HAR.
-Bad news, those weren't the first people on earth. God created a rock band, and they created the whole world with all the people included by rocking out loud. Even themselves. It's the mistery of creation.
-I'm cooler, sorry.
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-Why is that a question?
-You answered for me. MY OUTFIT. In fact, depending on how does my damage improve, it'll probably end up getting dust in my inventory.
-Does that include Team Fortress 2? Or Left 4 Dead? If not, none.
-Ouch.
-How many children do I have?
-What flavored pie do you like?
-What time is it?
-Why is 69 suck a perverted number?
-What's a donkey punch?
-What's PMS?
-What's a pad D:!?
-How many children do you want?
-If you were to choose to die in a burning fire nekkid or have hardcore sex with a gay man, which would you choose?
-Are you really straight?
-You know you could be bi?
-Would you like me in bed?
-The above question is a retorical question. THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!?
-Why are there so many F keys?
-F3
-How many pages do you think this will go?
-How many Pokemon are there?
-Is this my final question?
-Is Pokemon intense?
-What's your favorite Pokemon?
-What do you think about the world sex?
-What color is my mouse?
-IS THIS THE FINAL QUESTION?!
ndynslvr Wrote:Why are people in my school faking swine flu so they go home? Lack of students at my school canceled a chem lab =(.
They think that knowing less is better for them. THEM FOOLS.
Pikachu Wrote:
Can you answer these?!
-How many children do I have?
-What flavored pie do you like?
-What time is it?
-Why is 69 suck a perverted number?
-What's a donkey punch?
-What's PMS?
-What's a pad D:!?
-How many children do you want?
-If you were to choose to die in a burning fire nekkid or have hardcore sex with a gay man, which would you choose?
-Are you really straight?
-You know you could be bi?
-Would you like me in bed?
-The above question is a retorical question. THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!?
-Why are there so many F keys?
-F3
-How many pages do you think this will go?
-How many Pokemon are there?
-Is this my final question?
-Is Pokemon intense?
-What's your favorite Pokemon?
-What do you think about the world sex?
-What color is my mouse?
-IS THIS THE FINAL QUESTION?!
-You already kidnapped 7. YOU MONSTER.
-Pie flavoured pie.
-17:40 here.
-It's a sexual position. That's its name and all!
-A nonsense. DONKEYS DON'T HAVE HANDS. Except Donkey Kong. He's the only one able to do them. It's simply an ordinary punch by him.
-Polonian Measure System
-Something you use to play.
-I want you to give back the ones you stole.
-Burning in a fire while a gay man is hardcore bumping me.
-Yes, I am! And I fooled you before! Now's too late to rectify my answer!
-Believe me, I'm not. I've slept with another guy in the same bed due to lack of space, and I couldn't sleep because of feeling uncomfortable D:
-The other guy was a buddy, so that same thing with a stranger? No, thank you.
-Learn to use interrogation marks then.
-One for every month.
-F5
-WHO KNOWS! time will tell.
-None. They don't exist in real life.
-Obviously not. What's with this question being repeated so much, anyways?
-It's NONEXISTANTLY INTENSE.
-Golem. Gotta love its roundiness.
-It's a nice planet, yeah. So round and soft... Oh wait, I believe I'm thinking in something else.
-White.
-IS THIS AN ANSWER!?
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