Food Wars!

I was bored so I felt like making a thread. Then suddenly, this idea came to mind. THe object of the game is to makes food battle eachother somehow. How they battle is up to you.

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Rules:
Not many. Just post foods to battle the food before yours. It must be edible, that means no poisons, etc. Also, please include a picture of the food, and the same food can't be used twice. I reserve the right to add to these rules whenever I see fit.

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I'll start, I guess.




Cap'n Crunch sets up his defense!

Milk makes the cereal soggy. Captain Crunch lost his Crunch.

salt makes milk stale, and captain crunch salty

The champignons make the milk undrinkable.

Super ninja'd.

Not actually gonna fight, but...
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American history ftw

the complete lack of attention the chef has adds TOO MUCH PEPPER making everything that has been posted extremely spicy and unedible(7lbs of pepper to each item)

No contest.

I think this thread already failed.

No contest.

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*Boom*


Pecismist!

They don't win.
Nothing beats pineapple.

They don't win.
Nothing beats pineapple.

What about pumpernickel?

./thread

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