Explosions are nice when you're drunk

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

they;re niceee

i like putting a mentos in a pepsi then closing the cap. Then I put the bottle on the ground, my left foot on the bottle, and I spin kick the cap off with my right foot. cola explosion

Shiny lights are not fun when you're hung over...

Shiny lights are not fun when you're hung over...

My worst hangover EVER- I had to wake up at 9 am and go teach a karate party...
LOTS OF SCREAMING KIDS

Some people hate history. I have no clue why.

One fine night in Chicago, a cow farted. This fart-heard-around-the-world got to a lantern, which set the barn on fire, which set all of Chicago on fire, and which caused the whole city to be rebuilt from the ground up.

Them cows, they're DANGEROUS I tell you. You give me 1-ton howitzer shells or nuclear bombs, and *I* give you the cow fart that torched Chicago.

asspolosion??

Some people hate history. I have no clue why.

One fine night in Chicago, a cow farted. This fart-heard-around-the-world got to a lantern, which set the barn on fire, which set all of Chicago on fire, and which caused the whole city to be rebuilt from the ground up.

Them cows, they're DANGEROUS I tell you. You give me 1-ton howitzer shells or nuclear bombs, and *I* give you the cow fart that torched Chicago.

Then the cow got struck by lightning, and he exploded from excess methane.

cool story bro

This is my favorite explosion

Master exploder
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Then the cow got struck by lightning, and he exploded from excess methane.

The cow was a SHE. Have you ever told a woman she was a man? INSTANT sMACKDOWN!