Random Quote Thread

Quotes, and make em random, or put some thought into them. Follow my first quote as an example


Under the second amendment, we have a right to bear arms, obviously we need something to kill the bears. ~ John J. Ellis


Now GO!

Screw the rules I have money

My philosophic quote....

"Your unique, just like everyone else."

After watching Zathura the other night, I found my favorite quote of all time.

"Get me a juice box, biatch!"

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Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

"Class, can anyone give me an example of a metaphor?"
"Balls of Steel?"

Crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race.

"We are all worms, but I believe I am a glow worm." - Winston Churchill

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." - Moonbay

<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.
<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"
<Sabdo> we were like, wtp?

so long, and thanks for all the fish ~dolphins

Big boobs are ugly ~ some fool

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
-George Carlin

you mess with the best, you die like the rest ~Hackers the movie

you mess with the best, you die like the rest ~Hackers the movie

I was about to quote that

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK.... WE SALUTE TO YOU!

Can you smell.... WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?

I am serious … and don’t call me Shirley
- Leslie Nielsen as Dr Rumack, in “Airplane!”

We came. We saw. We kicked it’s ass.
- Bill Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman, in “Ghostbusters”

First rule of Fight Club is… you don’t talk about Fight Club.
- Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, in “Fight Club”

Yippie-ki-yay, motherf***er!
- Bruce Willis as John McClane, in “Die Hard”

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
- Roy Scheider as Police Chief Martin Brody, in “Jaws”

Luke, I am your Father!
- James Earl Jones as Darth Vader, in “Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back”

Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!
- Al Pacino as Tony Montana, in “Scarface”

Mick Foley put my ass in this seat.

so long, and thanks for all the fish ~dolphins

Big boobs are ugly ~ some fool

Is this fool's name start with a H?
does it end with a N?
of f'uck it, is it Harrison?!?

sidenote: I have nothing against harrison just thought i get some lolz

and the quote of the day is:

me: hehe[snickers]anal[snickers more]
gayfriend: eww anal thats gay
me: right because you cant have anal w/ a girl...-facepalm-
gayfriend: bbu...butt..
me: yes anal involves asses, infact you're the gay one for thinking anal is gay. Seeing as you thought of gay anal before you thought of straight anal.
coolfriend: hehe [coolfriend and me highfive]
gayfriend: [cries]

conversation at university:

Other Guy: Someone proved mathematically that money is inversely proportional to work!
Me: Just because they are inversely proportional doesn't mean that it isn't the opposite and in fact more money equals less work or even that they are not a cause-effect pair. Correlation does not imply causation. http://xkcd.com/552/

This guy believes he's in grave danger, but he's really just in a magic trick!

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

It's like a cunch to the punt.