Da aolar transla2r

SO THARAS THES RILLY AEWSOMA SIET FOR TOKNG IN LET-SPEAK ITS CALAD TEH ENGLISH-2-12-Y3AR-OLD-AOLER TRANSLA2R!1!!1 wtp THES TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TEH MANAR A 12-Y3AR-OLD AOLAR WUD WRIET IT!!1!!!1 wtp TYPA IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND TH3N CLIK TEH BUTON

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aol...lator.html

I WANA B TEH V3RY BST LIEK NO ON3 3VAR WAS!1!11!!! LOL 2 CATCH THAM SI MAH R3AL TEST 2 TRANE THEM SI MAH CAUES!1!111!11 OMG wtp LOL I WIL TRAEVL ACROS TEH LAND S3ARCHNG FAR AND WIED!!1111 OMG wtp LOL 3ACH POKAMON 2 UNDERSTAND DA POW3R TAHTS INSIED!11!1!!1 OMG LOL POKEMON!11!11 OMG wtp ITS U AND ME I KNOW ITS MAH DESTINY!1!111! OMG wtp POK3MON!!!!! OH UR MAH BST FREIND IN A WORLD WE MUST DAFEND!!!!!!1 POK3MON!1!1!!11 LOL A HEART SO TRUE!!111 wtp LOL OUR COURAEG WIL PUL US THROUGH!!111! OMG wtp LOL U TEACH M3 AND IL T3ACH U POKAMON!!111 OMG wtp LOL GOTA CATCH 3M AL!!1!!1! wtp

 What I really typed in

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test; to train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Each Pokemon to understand the power that's inside. Pokemon! It's you and me; I know it's my destiny. Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend in a world we must defend. Pokemon! A heart so true. Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you, Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all.

PA3 SI GOD11111!111!!111!!!1 wtp OMG OMG wtp LOL OMG
multiple translations...

Im raadng teh bok the alchemyst teh secrets of teh imortal nicholas flmel it si colio and wtp about taht?!?!??? Omg lol im lokng at a crepy picture of cartman from southpark wit a wokei tokei in his hand chasng after a leprachaun along wit kyla crage and a faw other random people!!!!!1 wtp lol
other pok3mon song tiem
pokémon!!1!!!!1 wtp lol pokémon!!11! Lol its al about teh chalangas!1!!! wtp lol its a brand nu gme and a brand nu world!!!!1! wtp lol nu rivals as u fight for survival!!11!!1 omg wtp nothng can s2p u dimond and p3arl!11!1!!! wtp pokémon!!11!1!11 wtp its al about da batles!1!!1111 omg u gota play smart!!1!!!1!1 omg lol u gota mova fast3r bhind av3ry win th3res a chance 2 bgin agane!!!!!1! wtp lol u gota taek it al if u wana b a mast3r.!11!!1!!1!!!!1!1! wtp pokémon!111!!!! Omg wtp pokémon!!1!!11!1 omg its tiem for adventure dimond and pearl!!111!111 lol we can chang3 da world!1111 omg wtp pokémon!!!1!1!1! Omg lol

THES THRAAD SI VERY STRANGE INDED!1!!!1! wtp OO
O!!1!!1 OMG wtp LOL W3L I TREID THES TRANSLA2R ANYWAY T_T

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This thread is very strange, indeed! O.o
Oh well, I tried this translator anyway T_T

This is what I rly said.

What.

lol ¡¡111¡sʇlnsɐɹ ɹ3ƃuɐɹʇs uǝʌǝ ɹoɟ pɐǝɹɥʇ ɹǝɥʇo ɐp uı ɹɐʇɹɐʌuı ʇx3ʇ ɥǝʇ ʎǝldɐ puɐ sǝɥʇ ʞǝɐʇ ʍou ɟʇʍ ƃɯo ¡11¡1¡puıɟ ƃuʇsɐɹǝʇuı ɥǝʇ ʇǝınb ıs sǝɥʇ ʍoʍ

^Combining two funhouse threads into one :3 (don't shoot me ><)

Lol thes pomegranate si fukng win!!!!! Omg wtp u guys shud try it!!!!11!1 lol

I NED 2 HAEV ACES 2 SOM3THNG LIEK THES IN GM3 SO I CAN SPEAK LIEK EVARYONA ELSE DOAS AND LIEK 2TALY FIT IN.

Hi guys how r u dong?!??!?! wtp imm dong w3l!!!1!!!!1 omg wtp lol lol
i luv thes transla2r!1111!!! Omg wtp lol

MAPLES2RY (KORAAN 메이플스토리 SI AN ONLIEN COMPUTER GME FIRST DEVALOPAD BY TEH SOUTH KOREAN COMPANY WIEZT IN 203!11!111!1 IT SI A SIED-SCROLNG 2D MORPG!!1!1! OMG wtp LOL IT SI CLEINT-BAESD WHICH MEANS TAHT U MUST DOWNLOAD DA R IN ORD3R 2 PLAY TEH GME!1!111!! OMG wtp TEH R CAN B DOWNLOAEDD AT DA OFICIAL MAPLES2RY WEBSIET!1!1! OMG wtp LOL HOWEV3R AT ALMOST 1GB IT SI ADVISABL3 2 UES A DOWNLOAD MANAEGR 2 DOWNLOAD TEH GM3!!!1!!!! wtp LOL MAPLAS2RY SI COMPLETELEY FRE 2 RAGISTER AND PLAY ALTHOUGH THEIR SI A CASH SHOP WHAR3 PLAEYRS CAN UES REAL-WORLD MONEY 2 BUY IETMS TAHT AERNT AVALEABLE THROUGH DA IN-GM3 CURANCY M3SOS!!11!!11! OMG LOL

© <- lol

Southp3ry si da win
southpary si teh win
southpery si da win
southpary si da win
southpery si teh win
southp3ry si teh win

Lmao isnt thes transla2r aewsoma?!???? Omg wtp lol i rilly liek writng in thes ratarded way!!11!1!!1 omg

Omg thes 3pic win thr3ad..apik!11!11111!11!!11!1!!!!11 lol win!!!11!!!!111!!!

Lemme post some common maple talk:
mesos please
cleric spam heal
do you sell leech?
OMG NOOB
CONGRATS TO ______ ON LVL ______ SPAM HIM/HER

MASOS PLZ SPM H3AL
DO U SEL LECH
OMG?!?!!??! NOB
CONGRATS 2 ___ ON LVL ___ SPM HIM/HER

i translated nexon's ToS. LOL!

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N3XON TERMS OF UES
NAXON MERICA INC!!1!1!!! OMG - T3RMS OF PLZ RAAD THES T3RMS OF UES AGREM3NT CAERFULY BFOR3 USNG DA S3RVIEC!!1!1!!!! wtp N3XON MARICA INC!1!!1 OMG LOL (NAXON M3RICA DA COMPANY WA US) PROVIEDS THES W3B SIET (TH3 SIET) AND AL SIET-RALAETD SARVIECS AND PRODUCTS INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION MASIEVLEY MULTIPLAEYR ONLIEN ROL3-PLAYNG AND MULTIPLAEYR ONLIEN CASUAL GMAS (COLECTIEVLEY DA SARVIEC) SUBJ3CT 2 UR COMPLIANCA WIT DA TERMS AND CONDITIONS S3T FORTH IN THES AGREMANT (THE AGREMANT)!!!11 LOL THES AGREMANT GOV3RNS DA R3LATIONSHIP BTWEN TEH COMPANY AND U TEH SIET VISI2R AND/OR SARVIEC M3MBR U WIT R3SPACT 2 UR UES OF TEH SARVIEC!1!11 LOL IT SI IMPORTANT TAHT U READ CAERFULY AND UNDERSTAND TEH TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THES AGREM3NT
WE!1!!!1!11 wtp RESERVE DA RIGHT AT ANY TIEM 2
* CHANG3 DA TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THES AGREMANT
* CHANG3 TEH SERVIEC INCLUDNG TERMINATNG ELIMINATNG SUPLEMENTNG MODIFYNG ADNG 2 OR DISCONTINUNG ANY CONT3NT OR DATA ON OR F3ATURA OF DA S3RVIEC OR DA HOURS TAHT TEH SARVIEC SI AVALEABL3
* CHANG3 ANY FES OR CHARGAS IF ANY RALAETD 2 UR UES OF TEH SARVIEC AND
* CHANG3 TEH EQUIPMENT R OR R REQUIERD 2 UES AND AC3S TEH SARVIEC
ANY!11!!1!!1 OMG LOL CHANGAS WE MAEK WIL B EFECTIEV IMEDIAETLEY UPON NOTIEC WHICH WA MAY PROVIED BY ANY MAANS INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION POSTNG ON DA SIET!!!111 UR CONTINUAD UES OF TEH SIET OR SERVIEC AFT3R SUCH NOTIEC WIL B DEMED ACEPTANCA OF SUCH CHANGAS!!1!!!! wtp B SURA 2 RETURN 2 THES PAEG P3RIODICALY 2 ANSUR3 FMILIARITY WIT DA MOST CURENT V3RSION OF THES AGREMANT!1!11!!1 OMG UPON OUR RAQUEST U AGRE 2 SIGN A NON-3L3CTRONIC VERSION OF THES AGREMANT
1!111! wtp S3RVIEC R3GISTRATION
11!!11!1111 OMG LOL ACAPTANCE OF AGREMENT/AEG REQUIERMENTS
IN!!1!111 OMG LOL ORD3R 2 ACES AND UES TEH SERVIEC FOR ANY PURPOSE U MUST SIGN UP FOR AN ACOUNT (ACOUNT) WIT US!111!!1 OMG wtp LOL PRIOR 2 COMPL3TNG TEH SIGNUP PROC3S FOR UR ACOUNT U WIL B REQUIERD 2 INDICAET UR AC3PTANC3 OF AL OF DA TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THES AGREMENT!1!111! OMG IF U DO NOT AGRE 2 AL OF TEH TARMS AND CONDITIONS OF THES AGREM3NT U MAY NOT SIGN UP FOR AN ACOUNT AND U SHAL NOT HAEV TEH RIGHT 2 UES DA SARVIEC WHICH INCLUDES TEH RIGHT 2 PLAY ANY GMES!!!11 OMG wtp LOL BY SIGNNG UP FOR AN ACOUNT AND USNG DA SERVIEC U R3PRES3NT AND WARANT TAHT U R 18 YAARS OF AEG OR OVER AND HAEV DA RIGHT AUTHORITY AND CAPACITY 2 ENTER IN2 THES AGREMANT OR U R DA L3GAL AEG REQUIERD 2 FORM A BINDNG CONTRACT IN UR JURISDICTION IF TAHT AEG SI GRE8R THAN 18!!!11! wtp WITHOUT LIMITNG UR CONSENT 2 OR TEH SCOPA OF THES AGREMENT OR TEH LIECNS3S GRANTED HEREIN OR ANY FUTURA GRANT OF RIGHTS CONS3NT AGREM3NTS ASIGNMENTS AND WAVEARS U MAEK WIT R3SPACT TH3RE2 U HER3BY RATIFY ANY PRIOR GRANT OF RIGHTS CONSANTS AGREM3NTS ASIGNMANTS AND WAVE3RS MAED BY U!1!!1 OMG wtp LOL UR ACOUNT MAY B UESD ONLEY BY U EXCEPT TAHT IF U R A PAERNT OR GUARDIAN U MAY P3RMIT ONE (1) OF UR MINOR CHILDR3N WHO SI 13 YEARS OF AEG OR OLD3R 2 UES TEH ACOUNT INSTEAD OF U!!!11!! U AGRE TAHT U R ENTIERLEY LIABLE FOR AL ACTIVITEIS CONDUCT3D THROUGH TEH ACOUNT AND R RESPONSIBL3 FOR ANSURNG TAHT U R AND/OR UR CHILD SI R OF UNDERSTANDS AND COMPLEIS WIT TEH T3RMS OF THES AGREMENT AND ANY AND AL OTHAR COMPANY RULAS POLICEIS NOTIECS AND/OR AGREM3NTS!!!!1!1! LOL NOTWITHSTANDNG DA FORAGONG U SHAL AT AL TIEMS B RESPONSIBLE AND LIABL3 FOR AL ACTIVITEIS CONDUCT3D AND IETMS OBTANEED THROUGH TEH ACOUNT INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION AL ACTIVITEIS WHICH MAY B CONDUCTAD AND/OR IETMS WHICH MAY B OBTANE3D BY UR CHILD!1!11 OMG ONLEY NATURAL PERSONS AS OPOSED 2 ANY KINDS OF LEGAL ENTITEIS (EG!!!1!!!! OMG LOL CORPORATIONS LIMIETD LIABILITY COMPANEIS AND/OR PARTNERSHIPS) SHAL HAEV DA RIGHT 2 3STABLISH AN ACOUNT!!11!1! wtp WA HEREBY DISCLAME ANY AND AL R3SPONSIBILITY AND LIABILITY FOR ANY UNAUTHORIEZD UES OF UR ACOUNT
12!1!!11 R3GISTRATION PROCES/INFORMATION
2!111!1 OMG wtp LOL REGIST3R AN ACOUNT U WIL B REQUIERD 2 PROVIED US WIT CERTANE INFORMATION ABOUT U INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION UR NM3 E-MALE ADRAS BIRTHDAY GENDAR COUNTRY OF RESIEDNC3 STAET ZIP CODE AND ETHNICITY!11!! LOL WE WIL ALSO ASK U 2 PIK A SECURITY QUESTION AND ANSW3R (OR SACURITY QUASTIONS AND ANSW3RS) AND MAY COL3CT UR IP ADR3S AND COMPUTARS R AND OP3RATNG SYSTAM SP3CIFICATIONS!!!!11! OMG wtp DA INFORMATION U PROVIED 2 US AND TAHT WE COL3CT WIL B UESD BY US FOR A VAREITY OF INTERNAL PURPOSES INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION 2 VERIFY UR RIGHTS 2 AND MANETANE TEH ACOUNT 2 ENSURE TAHT UR ACOUNT SI UNIQUE 2 DEAL WIT SACURITY DABUGNG AND TACHNICAL SUPORT ISUES FOR BILNG AND PAYMENT-RALAETD ISUAS AND 2 PROT3CT OURS3LVES AND OTH3RS FROM ABUES!1111 LOL AL OF DA INFORMATION U PROVIED 2 US OR TAHT WA COLACT FROM U WIL B GOVERNED BY TEH TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THES AGREMENT AND OUR PRIVACY POLICY WHICH SI HEREBY INCORPORAETD BY REFER3NCE!!1!1! wtp LOL U AGRE AT AL TIEMS 2 (I) PROVIED ACURAET CURENT AND COMPLETA INFORMATION ABOUT U AS PROMPT3D BY OUR REGISTRATION FORM OR OTHERWIES AND (I) MANETANE AND UPDAET UR INFORMATION (INCLUDNG UR 3-MALE ADRAS) 2 KEP IT ACURAET CURANT AND COMPL3TA!!!!11111 LOL U AKNOWLADGA TAHT IF ANY INFORMATION PROVIEDD BY U SI UNTRUE INACURAET NOT CUR3NT OR INCOMPLATE W3 R3S3RVE DA RIGHT 2 T3RMINAET THES AGREMENT AND UR UES OF TEH S3RVIEC AND IN OUR SOLE DISCR3TION 2 REPORT U 2 DA APROPRIAET GOVARNM3NT AUTHORITEIS!1!11111 wtp W3 R NOT R3SPONSIBL3 OR LIABLE IF UR ACOUNT SI HAKED OR IF UR ACOUNT (OR DA INFORMATION CONTANEED THAREIN) SI OTH3RWIES DEL3TED
13!1!!1 OMG wtp UESRNME/PASWORD
AS!!1!1!11 OMG wtp PART OF DA REGISTRATION PROC3S U WIL ALSO B ASK3D 2 SELECT A UESRNME AND PASWORD FOR UR ACOUNT WHICH U WIL UES EACH TIEM U ACES TEH SERVIEC!111! OMG wtp WE RESERVE AL RIGHT 2 R3FUES 2 GRANT U OR 2 TARMINAET A UESRNME TAHT (I) IMP3RSONAETS SOM3ONA ALSA INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION ANOTHER UESR NON PLAYNG CHARACTER OR GM3 MASTAR (GM) (I) SI OR MAY B ILEGAL OR SI OR MAY B PROTACT3D BY TRAEDMARK OR OTH3R PROPREITARY RIGHTS LAWS OR MAY CAUES CONFUSION (II) SI OR MAY B CONSIEDRED VULGAR DEFMA2RY OBSCEN3 HAETFUL RACIALY ETHNICALY OR OTHARWIES OFENSIEV INCLUDNG ANY UESRNMES WHICH R SAXUAL IN NATURA (IV) SI COMPRIESD OF OR INCLUDES DA NM3 OF A POPULAR CULTUR3 ICON P3RSONA OR M3DIA P3RSONALITY (EG!!!11 LOL SPIEDRMAN OR TIEGRWODS) OR RALIGIOS DAITY OR FIGUR3 OR UR REAL NME OR SURNME (V) SI COMPRIESD OF OR INCLUDES DA NMES (INCLUDNG STRET NMAS) OF ANY DRUG NARCOTIC OR OTHER CRIMINAL ACTIVITY (VI) INCLUD3S OR SI COMPRIESD OF PARTIAL OR COMPLATE SANT3NC3S (AG!!11! OMG LOL U (VI) SI COMPRIESD OF OR INCLUD3S GIB3RISH (AG!11!111! OMG wtp AKDNVPRQ) (VII) SI COMPRIESD OF OR INCLUDES LET OR DUD3SPAAK (EG!!!!1! OMGNEWB XLOLX AFKBOTMAN) (IX) SI COMPRIESD OF OR INCLUDES ANY RANK AND/OR FANTASY TITLES (EG!1!!1!! OMG LOL MAJORMARK OR QUENQIANA) (X) INCLUDES ANY SP3CIAL CHARACT3RS (IE.!1!!!11 OMG wtp LOL ASCI CODAS) AND/OR (XI) SI OTHERWIES INAPROPRIAET REGARDLES OF OUR SOFTWAERS ABILITY 2 DISALOW SUCH UESRNMES!111! OMG U AGRE TAHT U WIL NOT UES MISPELNGS OR ALTERNATIEV SP3LNGS OR TAEK ANY OTHER ACTIONS FOR TEH PURPOSA OF CIRCUMVENTNG DA FOREGONG RESTRICTIONS!!111!! wtp U UNDARSTAND AND AGRE TAHT IN ADITION 2 DA FOREGONG R3STRICTIONS W3 RASERV3 DA RIGHT 2 CHANGA REMOVE ALT3R OR DEL3TE ANY UESRNMA AT ANY TIEM AND FOR ANY R3ASON IN OUR SOL3 DISCRETION!!1!!!1 wtp U WIL B RESPONSIBLE FOR TEH CONFIEDNTIALITY AND UES OF UR UESRNME AND PASWORD AND AGRE NOT 2 TRANSFAR UR RIGHT 2 UES OR ACAS DA S3RVIEC VIA UR UESRNM3 OR PASWORD 2 ANY THIRD P3RSON (3XCEPT IF U R A PAERNT OR GUARDIAN 2 ON3 (1) OF UR MINOR CHILDREN)!!!!!!! OMG IF U HAEV R3ASON 2 BLEIV3 TAHT UR ACOUNT WIT US SI NO LONGER S3CUR3 U MUST PROMPTLEY CHANG3 UR PASWORD BY VISITNG HTP/WWNEXONNAT!!!11!1! OMG LOL AND IM3DIAETLEY NOTIFY US OF TEH PROBL3M BY A-MALENG OUR CUS2M3R SERVIEC DEPARTMENT BY USNG TEH 3-MALE OF INQUIRY FORM ON DA SIET!111! OMG U R 3NTIERLEY RESPONSIBLE FOR MANETANENG DA CONFIEDNTIALITY OF UR UESRNME AND PASWORD AND FOR ANY AND AL ACTIVITEIS (INCLUDNG PURCHAESS AND CHARGAS AS APLICABL3) TAHT R CONDUCT3D THROUGH UR ACOUNT
2!1!1!11!1 OMG wtp LOL SARVIEC UES & RASTRICTIONS
21!!!!!!! OMG LOL BASIC UES!!11!11 OMG wtp U MAY UES DA S3RVIEC SOL3LEY SUBJ3CT 2 DA TERMS AND CONDITIONS SAT FORTH IN THES AGREM3NT!111!1!! OMG wtp LOL U MAY UES DA R (AS DEFIEND IN TEH END UESR LIECNS3 AGREMANT) 2 AC3S TEH SARVIEC SOLALEY SUBJECT 2 DA TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF TEH END UESR LIECNS3 AGREM3NT AS W3L AS THES AGREM3NT!11!!11 U UND3RSTAND AND AGRE HOWEVER TAHT U R SOLELEY R3SPONSIBL3 FOR OBTANENG AND MANETANENG AL TAL3PHONA CABLE WIERL3S COMPUT3R R AND OTHER EQUIPMENT NED3D 2 AC3S AND UES TEH SERVIEC AND TAHT U SHAL B SOL3LEY RASPONSIBLA FOR AL CHARGES AND FES RELAETD THER32
22!1!11 wtp LOL CODE OF CONDUCT!!!!1!1 OMG LOL WHIEL USNG TEH SERVIEC AND SOFTWAER U AGRE 2 COMPLEY WIT AL APLICABL3 LAWS RUL3S AND R3GULATIONS!1!!!!1 wtp LOL W3 RESERV3 TEH RIGHT IN OUR SOLE DISCR3TION 2 TAEK ANY ACTIONS W3 DEM NEC3SARY AND APROPRIAET 2 PR3SERVE TEH INTEGRITY OF TEH S3RVIEC AND SOFTWAER!!111!1 LOL WA FURTHER RES3RVA TEH RIGHT 2 DATERMIEN WUT CONDUCT SI OUTSIED TEH SPIRIT OF TEH SERVIEC AND GMES PROVIEDD TH3REIN!1!!!11! OMG wtp LOL WHIEL USNG DA SERVIEC U AGRE NOT 2
# R3STRICT OR INHIBIT ANY OTHER INDIVIDUAL FROM USNG DA SARVIEC A CASH IETM (AS DEFIEND BLOW) OR DA SOFTWAER INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION BY MEANS OF HAKNG OR DEFACNG ANY PORTION OF DA SARVIEC OR SOFTWAER
# INSTITUTE AN ATAK UPON ANY S3RV3R UESD IN CON3CTION WIT TEH S3RVIEC OR OTHERWIES ATAMPT 2 DISRUPT SUCH S3RV3RS
# UES DA S3RVIEC CASH IETMS OR R FOR ANY UNLAWFUL PURPOSE OR IN ANY MAN3R NOT INT3ND3D BY DA COMPANY AS CONTEMPLAETD HEREIN AND/OR ON TEH SIET
# 3NGAEG IN RUDE UNLAWFUL HARASNG VULGAR OBSCENE HAETFUL THREAETNNG ABUSIEV OR OTHERWIES OBJ3CTIONABLE BHAVIOR INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION LOTNG KIL STEALNG MAKNG S3XUAL COMENTS AND/OR CURSNG
# 3XPRES OR IMPLEY TAHT ANY STAETMANTS U MAEK OR ACTIONS U TAEK R 3NDORS3D BY US
# IMPERSONAET ANOTH3R PERSON (INCLUDNG CELABRITEIS) INDICAET TAHT U R A NAXON MERICA 3MPLOYE REPR3SENTATIEV OF NEXON M3RICA (INCLUDNG A GM) OR ATAMPT 2 MISLAAD UESRS BY INDICATNG TAHT U REPRESENT N3XON M3RICA OR ANY OF NAXON MARICAS PARTNERS OR AFILIAETS
# TRANSMIT (I) ANY CONT3NT TAHT SI UNLAWFUL HARASNG VULGAR OBSCANA HAETFUL FRAUDULANT THRAAETNNG ABUSIEV LIEBLOS DEFMA2RY OBSC3NE S3XUALY EXPLICIT OR RACIALY ATHNICALY OR OTHERWIES OBJ3CTIONABL3 OR TAHT CUD B DEM3D 2 B STOKNG OR CONSTITUTA AN INVASION OF A RIGHT OF PRIVACY OF ANOTHER PERSON (I) ANY CONTANT TAHT INFRNGES OUR OR ANY THIRD PARTYS INTELECTUAL PROPARTY OR OTH3R RIGHTS OR TAHT U OTHERWIES DO NOT HAEV PERMISION 2 TRANSMIT (II) ANY R OR OTHER M8RIALS TAHT CONTANE ANY VIRUESS WORMS TROJAN HORSES DEFACTS DAET BOMBS TIEM BOMBS OR OTH3R IETMS OF A D3STRUCTIEV NATUR3 (IV) ANY M8RIAL NON-PUBLIC INFORMATION ABOUT COMPANEIS WITHOUT TEH AUTHORIZATION 2 DO SO (V) ANY TRAED SECR3T OF ANY THIRD PARTY OR (VI) ANY ADVERTIESMANTS SOLICITATIONS CHANE LETERS PYRMID SCH3MES INV3STMENT OPORTUNITEIS OR OTHER UNSOLICIETD COMERCIAL COMUNICATION (3XC3PT AS OTHERWIES EXPR3SLEY PERMITED BY US)
# ENGAEG IN SPMMNG OR FLODNG
# R3MOVE ALT3R OR CONCEAL ANY COPYRIGHT TRAEDMARK PAETNT OR OTHER PROPREITARY RIGHTS NOTIECS CONTANE3D IN DA SERVIEC CASH IETMS OR SOFTWAER
# FRME OR MIROR ANY PART OF DA S3RVIEC WITHOUT OUR PRIOR WRITAN AUTHORIZATION
# LINK 2 ANY PAEG OF OR CONTENT ON TEH SIET OTHAR THAN DA URL LOCAETD AT HTP/WWN3XONNET/
#!1!!!!!! wtp PROVIED A LINK 2 ANY W3B SIETS TAHT PROMOTE ANY PRODUCT OR ANY S3RVIEC
# UES ANY ROBOT SPIEDR SIET SEARCH/RATREIVAL APLICATION OR OTHER MANUAL OR AU2MATIC D3VIEC OR PROC3S 2 RATREIV3 IND3X DATA MIEN OR IN ANY WAY REPRODUCE OR CIRCUMV3NT TEH NAVIGATIONAL STRUCTURA OR PR3SENTATION OF TEH SARVIEC OR ITS CONTANTS INCLUDNG BUT NOT LIMIETD 2 CASH IETMS
# HARVEST OR COLECT INFORMATION ABOUT DA S3RVIEC VISI2RS 2 TEH SIET OR UESRS OF DA SERVIEC WITHOUT THERE 3XPRAS CONSENT
# DOWNLOAD COPY REPRODUC3 R3PUBLISH UPLOAD POST TRANSMIT MODIFY DISTRIBUTA OR PUBLICLEY DISPLAY ANY OF DA CONTENT OR INFORMATION CONTANE3D IN TEH SERVIEC AXCEPT AS AXPR3SLEY AUTHORIEZD BY THES AGREM3NT
# HOST PROVIED MATCHMAKNG SERVIECS FOR OR EMULAET OR RADIERCT DA COMUNICATIONS PRO2COLS UESD BY US (OR OUR D3SIGNES) AS PART OF DA SERVIEC INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION BY PRO2COL EMULATION TUN3LNG REVERS3 ANGIENERNG MODIFYNG DA R OR USNG A UTILITY PROGRM 2 HOST TEH SOFTWAER
# SAL ADVERTIES OR POST INFORMATION ON HAX FOR DA SOFTWAER CASH IETMS OR SERVIEC AND/OR ADV3RTISNG POSTNG INFORMATION ON OR S3LNG HAX FOR ANY OTHER R OR WEB SIETS
# AXPLOIT TEH SOFTWAER CASH IETMS OR DA SERVIEC FOR ANY COMERCIAL PURPOSA INCLUDNG DA PROVISION OF POWER L3VALNG S3RVIECS
# EXPLOIT 3RORS IN DASIGN F3ATURES WHICH R NOT DOCUM3NTED AND/OR BUGS 2 GANE ACES TAHT WUD OTH3RWIES NOT B AVALEABLA OR 2 OBTANE ANY COMP3TITIEV ADVANTAEG
# MODIFY TEH SOFTWAER CASH IETMS OR TEH SERVIEC 2 CHANGA GMA PLAY INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION CR3ATNG CHEATS AND/OR HAX OR USNG THIRD-PARTY R 2 ACES FIELS IN DA R OR SERVIEC
# RAVERSE ANGIENER DACOMPIEL OR DISASEMBLA AL OR ANY PORTION OF TEH SERVIEC CASH IETMS OR SOFTWAER
# UES 2LS WHICH HAK OR ALTAR TEH SOFTWAER CASH IETMS OR TEH SERVIEC OR TAHT ALOW U 2 CONECT 2 TEH SOFTWAERS PRIVAET BINARY INTARFAEC OR UTILIEZ UESR OR OTHER INTARFAECS OTHAR THAN THOS3 PROVIEDD BY US 2 U 3NGAEG IN USNG MACROS (IE.!!1!11! OMG wtp MACRONG) AU2-LOTNG OR ROBOT PLAY (IE.!!!!1 OMG BOTNG) OR ANY OTHER BHAVIOR TAHT ALOWS U (OR ANY CHARACTAR U R CONTROLNG) 2 AU2MATICALY FUNCTION OR AFECT ANY ACTION IN A GM3 WIT OR WITHOUT UR PRESENCE
# UES PAKAT SNIFNG SCRIPTNG AND/OR MACRONG R FOR ANY PURPOSE WUT OR OTH3RWIES MONI2R DA SARVIEC DA CASH IETMS OR TEH SOFTWAER
# ATEMPT 2 OBTANE A PASWORD OR OTHER PRIVAET ACOUNT INFORMATION FROM ANY OTH3R PARSON OR UESR OF DA S3RVIEC AND/OR
# DISCLOS3 UR PERSONALY IEDNTIFIABLA INFORMATION OR ANY OTH3R PERSONS OR UESRS P3RSONALY IEDNTIFIABLA INFORMATION (AG!111!1!! OMG wtp NM3 3-MALE ADR3S TEL3PHONE NUMBR AEG ADRES ATC)!!!!! OMG wtp LOL ON TEH SIET OR THROUGH TEH SERVIEC OR W3B SIETS OR FORUMS RELAETD 2 DA SIET OR SERVIEC INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION DA FORUMS DISCUSED IN SECTION 23
23!!!11! PLAYNG GMES!111!1 AT AL TIEMS U SHAL COMPLEY WIT DA TARMS AND CONDITIONS OF THES AGREM3NT AND TEH TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF AL GM3 RUL3S AND POLICEIS PROVIEDD ON TEH S3RVIEC WHICH R HER3BY INCORPORAETD HERAIN BY THES REF3R3NCA!!1!!1 BY PLAYNG ANY OF DA GMES PROVIEDD ON TEH S3RVIEC U AGRE 2 TEH GME RUL3S AND POLICEIS APLICABLA 2 EACH GME RESP3CTIEVLEY
231!!!1!1! GME FORUMS!111!!! LOL WHIEL PLAYNG GM3S U MAY CREAET AND/OR JOIN EXISTNG FORUMS AS PART OF DA SARVIEC (THA FORUMS) FOR DA PURPOS3 OF COMUNICATNG WIT OTH3R PLAEYRS REGARDNG GM3 STRAETGY!11!11!1 OMG wtp LOL DURNG TEH RAGISTRATION PROC3S U WIL B RAQUIERD 2 SELECT A FORUM NME SUCH NME 2 B SUBJACT 2 DA RESTRICTIONS APLICABLA 2 UESRNMES AND GROUP NMES AS SET FORTH IN SECTION 13!1!1!!1! ABOV3!!1!! WHIEL PARTICIPATNG IN A FORUM IN ADITION 2 ADH3RNG 2 TEH RUL3S OF CONDUCT SAT FORTH IN S3CTION 22!11!!111 ABOVE U AGRE NOT 2
# DISRUPT DA NORMAL COURSA AND PAEC OF POSTNGS OR CHAT IN DA FORUM INCLUDNG THROUGH (I) UES OF A MACRO WIT LARGA MOUNTS OF TEXT (I) UES OF MACHANISMS CAUSNG TEH FORUM OR CHAT SCREN 2 SCROL FASTER THAN OTHER UESRS R ABLE 2 R3AD (II) HITNG TEH RETURN K3Y REPEAETDLEY (IV) EXCASIEV SHOUTNG THROUGH TEH UES OF TEH AL CAPS K3Y (V) POSTNG SPM MASAEGS AND/OR (VI) SENDNG R3P3AETD UNSOLICIETD OR UNWELCOME MESAEGS 2 A SNGL3 UESR OR RAP3AETDLEY POSTNG SIMILAR M3SAEGS IN A FORUM OR CHAT AERA
# HARAS THR3AETN STOK EMBARAS OR CAUES DISTR3S UNWANT3D ATENTION OR DISCOMFORT 2 ANY OTHAR P3RSON OR PLAEYR AND
# PARTICIPAET IN ANY ACTION TAHT IN DA SOL3 DISCRETION OF DA COMPANY SCMS OR OTHERWIES DEFRAUDS ANY OTHER PLAEYR INCLUDNG WIT RASPACT 2 ANY IETMS TAHT A PLAEYR HAS AARNED OR OTHERWIES OBTANE3D (EG!11111! OMG wtp CASH U!!!!1!11 OMG wtp LOL UNDERSTAND TAHT MUCH OF TEH INFORMATION INCLUDED IN DA FORUMS SI FROM OTHER PLAEYRS WHO R NOT EMPLOY3D BY OR UNDER TEH CONTROL OF TEH COMPANY!111! OMG LOL U FURTHER AKNOWLEDG3 TAHT A LARG3 VOLUMA OF INFORMATION SI AVALEABL3 IN TEH FORUMS AND TAHT PEOPLE PARTICIPATNG IN SUCH FORUMS OCASIONALY POST MESAEGS OR MAEK STAETM3NTS WH3TH3R INTANTIONALY OR UNINTENTIONALY TAHT R INACURAET MISLAADNG DEC3PTIEV ABUSIEV OR 3V3N UNLAWFUL!!!1!11 OMG LOL WA NAITHAR 3NDORSA NOR R RESPONSIBL3 FOR SUCH MASAEGS OR STAETMENTS OR FOR ANY OPINION ADVIEC INFORMATION OR OTHAR UTERANCA MAED OR DISPLAEYD IN DA FORUMS BY U OR DA OTHAR PLAEYRS!1!11!!!! OMG wtp DA OPINIONS EXPR3SED IN TEH FORUMS REFL3CT SOL3LEY TEH OPINION(S) OF U AND DA OTH3R PLAEYRS AND MAY NOT R3FL3CT TEH OPINION(S) OF DA COMPANY!!1111!! LOL W3 R NOT RESPONSIBL3 FOR ANY 3RORS OR OMISIONS IN POSTNGS FOR HYP3RLINKS EMBDED IN MASAEGS OR FOR ANY RESULTS OBTANEED FROM DA UES OF TEH INFORMATION CONTANE3D IN TEH FORUMS!1!!111 UNDAR NO CIRCUMSTANC3S WIL W3 OR OUR AFILIAETS SUPLEIRS OR AEGNTS B LIABL3 FOR ANY LOS OR DMAEG CAUESD BY UR RALIANCA ON TEH INFORMATION IN DA FORUMS OR UR UES OF DA FORUMS!1!1!!! U SHUD B R TAHT WHEN U DISCLOSA INFORMATION ABOUT U IN A FORUM WHIEL USNG DA SERVIEC TEH INFORMATION SI BNG MAED PUBLICLEY AVALEABLE AND MAY B COLACT3D AND UESD BY OTHER UESRS!11!11! OMG wtp WHAN U DISCLOS3 ANY INFORMATION IN A FORUM U DO SO AT UR OWN RISK!111!1111 wtp LOL W3 HAEV NO OBLIGATION 2 MONI2R DA FORUMS OR ANY POSTNGS OR OTH3R M8RIALS TAHT U OR OTHAR PLAEYRS TRANSMIT OR POST ON TEH FORUMS!111111 OMG wtp HOWEVAR U AKNOWLEDGE AND AGRE TAHT WE HAEV DA RIGHT (BUT NOT TEH OBLIGATION) 2 MONI2R TEH FORUMS AND DA POSTNGS AND OTHER M8RIALS U AND DA OTHER PLAEYRS TRANSMIT AND POST 2 ALT3R OR RAMOV3 ANY SUCH M8RIALS (INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION ANY POSTNG 2 A FORUM) AND 2 DISCLOS3 SUCH M8RIALS AND DA CIRCUMSTANCES SUROUNDNG THEYRE TRANSMISION 2 ANY THIRD PARTY IN ORDER 2 OPERAET DA S3RVIEC PROPERLEY 2 PROT3CT OURS3LVAS OUR SPONSORS AND OUR MEMBRS AND VISI2RS AND/OR 2 COMPLEY WIT LEGAL OBLIGATIONS OR GOVERNMENTAL R3QUESTS
232!1!!1! OMG wtp CASH SHOP / CASH IETMS!!!111 LOL WHIEL PLAYNG OUR GM3S U WIL HAEV DA OPORTUNITY 2 VISIT OUR ONLIEN S2R3 (CASH SHOP) AND UES ONLIEN CASH (NEXON CASH) 2 LIECNS3 A VAREITY OF VIRTUAL IETMS (CASH IETMS) TAHT CAN B UESD WHIEL PLAYNG VARIOS GMES!1!!1! IN ORDAR 2 OBTANE NEXON CASH U MAY B REQUIERD 2 PROVIED US OR ANOTHAR PAYMENT SARVIEC DESIGNAETD BY US (EG!!1111!1 wtp LOL PAYPAL) WIT UR CRADIT CARD INFORMATION AND OTHER INFORMATION RELAETD 2 UR CRADIT CARD TRANSACTION (EG!1!!!1! LOL UR BILNG AND SHIPNG ADRAS ON RECORD WIT DA APLICABL3 CREDIT CARD COMPANY UR CREDIT CARD AXPIRATION DAET ATC)!!!11!!!! LOL FOR EACH R3AL WORLD US!!1111!11 wtp LOL DOLAR TAHT U AUTHORIEZ US 2 CHARGA 2 UR CR3DIT CARD U WIL B AWARD3D ON3 THOSAND (100) UNITS OF NEXON CASH PROVIEDD HOWEV3R TAHT WE RASERV3 TEH RIGHT IN OUR SOLA DISCR3TION AT ANY TIEM 2 CHANG3 DA NUMBR OF UNITS U WIL B 3NTITL3D 2 FOR 3ACH RAAL WORLD US!1111!1! DOLAR!!1111!1 OMG LOL U UNDERSTAND AND AGRE TAHT ONCE U AUTHORIEZ US OR OTHAR D3SIGNAETD PAYMENT S3RVIEC 2 CHARGA UR CREDIT CARD FOR A CARTANE MOUNT SUCH MOUNT SHAL UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES B RAFUNDABL3 INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION UPON TERMINATION OF UR ACOUNT FOR ANY REASON TARMINATION OF THES AGREMENT TARMINATION OF DA CASH SHOP AND/OR DA DISCONTINUATION OF TEH SERVIEC!111!1 OMG wtp LOL U MAY ALSO B AWARD3D POINTS (GM3 POINTS) FOR UES IN TEH CASH SHOP OR THROUGH CERTANE OF OUR PROMOTAD 3VENTS!!!!111 OMG TH3SE GME POINTS HAEV NO REAL WORLD VALUA BUT MAY B AXCHANGED BY U FOR DESIGNAETD CASH IETMS IN TEH CASH SHOP!1!!1 OMG CERTANE CASH IETMS HAEV AN AXPIRATION DAET WHIEL OTHARS HAEV NO 3XPIRATION DAET (LIEFTIEM IETMS)!1111!!1! LOL AACH CASH IETM TAHT U OBTANE USNG N3XON CASH OR GME POINTS WIL B INCLUDED IN UR ACOUNT UNTIL DA EARLEIR OF TAHT CASH IETMS 3XPIRATION DAET (IF IT SI NOT A LIEFTIEM IETM) UR ACOUNTS 3XPIRATION OR TARMINATION DAET OR SUCH DAET WHEN TEH S3RVIEC ENDS!!111!1 wtp LOL REGARDLES OF DA CONSIEDRATION OFAR3D OR PADE IN EXCHANGE FOR CASH IETMS U DO NOT HAEV ANY OWNARSHIP RIGHTS IN TEH CASH IETMS!1!!!1 OMG LOL WA HAEV NO LIABILITY FOR HAKNG OR LOS OF UR CASH IETMS FROM UR ACOUNT PROVIEDD WE WIL UES REASONABLE EFORTS 2 RAPLAEC SUCH IETMS UNDER CARTANE CIRCUMSTANCAS IN OUR REASONABLE DISCRETION!1!11 LOL WE HAEV NO OBLIGATION OR RASPONSIBILITY 2 AND WIL NOT REIMBURS3 U FOR ANY CASH IETM OR ANY AXP3REINCE LOST DUA 2 UR VIOLATIONS OF THES AND ANY OTHER COMPANY RULAS POLICEIS NOTIECS AND/OR AGREMANTS!!11! wtp LOL U UNDERSTAND TAHT ANY CR3DIT CARD TRANSACTION-RALAETD INFORMATION WIL B TREAETD BY DA COMPANY IN DA MAN3R DASCRIEBD H3REIN AND IN OUR PRIVACY POLICY AND AS APLICABLE IN TEH MANER D3SCRIEBD IN TEH PRIVACY POLICY OF ANY THIRD-PARTY PAYMANT SERVIEC TAHT W3 CHOSE 2 UES!!111!11 wtp U AGRE TAHT AL INFORMATION TAHT U PROVIED 2 TEH COMPANY OR A D3SIGNAETD THIRD-PARTY PAYM3NT SARVIEC WIL B ACURAET CUR3NT AND COMPLATE!!!!! LOL U H3REBY AGRE 2 PAY AL CHARG3S INCURED BY U (OR UR CHILD IF APLICABLE) RASULTNG FROM UR UES OF TEH SARVIEC AT DA PRIEC(S) IN 3FECT WHAN SUCH CHARGES R INCUR3D!1!11! wtp LOL U WIL ALSO B R3SPONSIBLE FOR PAYNG ANY APLICABLE TAEXS RELATNG 2 SUCH TRANSACTIONS!11!! OMG wtp U UND3RSTAND TAHT WE MAY SUSPEND OR TERMINAET UR ACOUNT IF FOR ANY R3ASON A CHARG3 U AUTHORIEZ US 2 MAEK 2 UR CREDIT CARD CANOT B PROCESAD OR SI R3TURNED 2 US UNPADE AND IF SUCH AV3NT OCURS U SHAL IMEDIAETLEY RAMIT 2 US PAYMANT FOR SUCH CHARGA THROUGH TEH UES OF ANOTHER CREDIT CARD OR OTHAR PAYMANT MECHANISM!1111! wtp WA SHAL NOT B R3SPONSIBLA OR LIABLA FOR ANY CR3DIT CARD OR BANK-RELAETD CHARGES OR FES RALAETD 2 ANY OF UR TRANSACTIONS!1!!!! wtp LOL WA RASERVE DA RIGHT WITHOUT PRIOR NOTIFICATION 2 LIMIT TEH ORDER QUANTITY ON ANY CASH IETM AND/OR 2 R3FUES 2 PROVIED U WIT ANY CASH IETM!1!!1 VARIFICATION OF CARTANE INFORMATION APLICABLA 2 A TRANSACTION INVOLVNG A CASH IETM MAY B REQUIERD PRIOR 2 OUR ACEPTANCE THEREOF!!11!!1 OMG PRIEC AND AVALEABILITY OF TEH CASH IETMS R SUBJECT 2 CHANGE WITHOUT NOTIEC!1!111!11 OMG wtp LOL U AGRE TAHT U CANOT AND HAEV NO RIGHT 2 SEL OR OTHERWIES TRANSFER ANY OF DA CASH IETMS OR ANY OTHER CONTENT OR INFORMATION INCLUDAD IN DA SERVIEC IN WHOLE OR IN PART 2 ANY THIRD P3RSON OR ENTITY WUT INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION ON INT3RN3T AUCTION SIETS (3G!1!!11!11 LOL EBAY IEG) OR IN RATURN FOR ANYTHNG OF VALUA (INCLUDNG RAAL MON3Y) OR OTHERWIES
24!!11!1!11 OMG R AND R ACES!11!1!11! OMG U H3R3BY AKNOWL3DGE TAHT
241!11!11 OMG THE COMPANY HAS DA RIGHT 2 OBTANE WITHOUT NOTIFICATION 2 U C3RTANE INFORMATION ABOUT UR COMPUTER OR SOFTWAER INCLUDNG BUT NOT LIMIETD 2 UR OPARATNG SYSTEM IEDNTIFICATION OF UR HARD DRIEVS CANTRAL PROCESNG UNIT IP ADRAS AND INT3RN3T BROWSER FOR PURPOSES OF IEDNTIFICATION
242!1!!1!!1 OMG wtp LOL THE COMPANY HAS DA RIGHT 2 OBTANE WITHOUT NOTIFICATION 2 U NON-P3RSONAL INFORMATION FROM UR CONACTION 2 TEH S3RVIEC OR SIET FOR DEMOGRAPHIC PURPOS3S
243!1111!!!1 wtp THA COMPANY HAS TEH RIGHT 2 OBTANE WITHOUT NOTIFICATION 2 U INFORMATION FROM UR COMPUTER SOFTWAER AND PARTS OR PORTIONS THERAOF INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION UR COMPUTARS RANDOM ACES M3MORY VIEDO CARD CANTRAL PROCASNG UNIT HARD DRIEV(S) AND ANY OTHER S2RAEG D3VIECS 2 ASIST OUR EFORTS IN POLICNG UESRS WHO MAY DEV3LOP AND/OR UES HAX AND/OR CH3ATS 2 GANE ADVANTAEG OVAR OTH3R UESRS!1111!!1 LOL DA INFORMATION OBTANEED IN THES SECTION WIL ONLEY B UESD FOR TEH PURPOS3 OF IEDNTIFYNG PERSONS OR ENTITEIS NOT IN COMPLIANCE OR BLEIVED BY TEH COMPANY 2 NOT B IN COMPLIANCE WIT THES AGREMANT AND ANY AND AL OTHER COMPANY RULES POLICEIS NOTIECS AND/OR AGREMANTS
3!1!!! OMG wtp COMPANY M8RIALS
THE!!!!1!1 OMG wtp R AND S3RVIEC R INTENDAD SOLELEY FOR PLAYNG PURPOS3S AND FOR UR PERSONAL UES!11!!11!1 LOL U MAY PRINT A SNGLA COPY OF ANY TAXTUAL M8RIAL AVALEABLE FOR DOWNLOADNG THROUGH TEH S3RVIEC!!!1!1 OMG wtp ALTHOUGH DA COMPANY STRIEVS 2 PROVIED CONTENT THROUGH ITS SERVIEC TAHT SI BOTH UESFUL AND ACURAET DATA AND OTH3R INFORMATION CHANGE FR3QUENTLEY AND R SUBJACT 2 VARYNG INTERPRETATIONS!!1!!11 ACORDNGLEY ALTHOUGH TEH COMPANY AND3AVORS 2 UES R3ASONABLE R IN AS3MBLNG SUCH CONTENT IT MAY NOT B UP-2-DAET ACURAET OR COMPLET3!1!1111! OMG IN ADITION PORTIONS OF SUCH CONTENT MAY HAEV B3N CONTRIBUT3D BY VARIOS THIRD PARTEIS AND/OR S3RVIEC PROVIEDRS!!111 OMG LOL TEH INCLUSION OF SUCH INFORMATION DO3S NOT INDICAET ANY APROVAL OR 3NDORSEMENT OF SUCH THIRD PARTEIS OR PROVIEDRS AND TEH COMPANY 3XPRESLEY DISCLAMES ANY LIABILITY WIT RESP3CT 2 TEH FOR3GONG!11!! OMG wtp DESCRIPTIONS OR IMAEGS OF OR R3FAR3NCES 2 PRODUCTS OR SERVIECS AVALEABLA ON DA S3RVIEC DO NOT IMPLEY TEH COMPANYS 3NDORSEMANT OF SUCH PRODUCTS OR S3RVIECS!!!11!!1! OMG IF U BLEIVA TAHT C3RTANE CONT3NT SI INCOMPLATE OR INACURAET PLZ CONTACT OUR CUS2MER SERVIEC D3PARTMANT USNG TEH A-MALE OF INQUIRY LOCAETD ON DA SIET WITH IF POSIBLE A DESCRIPTION OF DA CONTANT 2 B CH3KED AND TEH LOCATION (URL) WHAR3 SUCH CONTANT MAY B FOUND
4!11!!!1! OMG LOL LINKS
THE!1!11 SIET MAY CONTANE LINKS 2 OTHER INTARN3T WEB SIETS INCLUDNG AFILIAETD W3B SIETS WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT B OWN3D OR OPERAETD BY DA COMPANY!!!1!!11 LOL TEH COMPANY HAS NOT REVEIW3D AL OF DA W3B SIETS TAHT R LINKED 2 DA SIET AND DA COMPANY HAS NO CONTROL OVER SUCH SIETS!1!!!!1 OMG wtp LOL TEH COMPANY SI NOT R3SPONSIBLE FOR TEH CONTENT OF SUCH WEB SIETS ANY UPDAETS OR CHANGES 2 SUCH SIETS OR DA PRIVACY OR OTHAR PRACTIECS OF SUCH SIETS AND DA FACT TAHT DA COMPANY OF3RS SUCH LINKS DOAS NOT INDICAET ANY APROVAL OR ENDORS3MANT OF ANY M8RIAL CONTANEED ON ANY LINKED SIET!!111!! DA COMPANY SI PROVIDNG TH3SE LINKS 2 U ONLEY AS A CONVENEINCE!!11!!1!! wtp LOL ACORDNGLEY WE STRONGLEY ANCOURAEG U 2 BCOMA FMILIAR WIT TEH TERMS OF UES AND PRACTIECS OF ANY LINKED SIET!1!!1!!!1 LOL FURTHER IT SI UP 2 U 2 TAEK PRECAUTIONS 2 ENSURA TAHT WUT LINKS U SEL3CT OR R U DOWNLOAD FROM SUCH W3B SIETS SI FRE OF SUCH IETMS AS VIRUESS WORMS TROJAN HORSES DEFACTS DAET BOMBS TIEM BOMBS AND OTH3R IETMS OF A DESTRUCTIEV NATURE
5!1111 LOL CLAMES OF COPYRIGHT INFRNGEM3NT
THE!!!1!!11 OMG wtp LOL DIGITAL MIL3NIUM COPYRIGHT ACT OF 198 (THE DMCA) PROVIEDS R3COURSE FOR COPYRIGHT OWNARS WHO BLEIV3 TAHT M8RIAL AP3ARNG ON TEH INT3RN3T INFRNGES THERE RIGHTS UNDER US!1!!1!!1 LOL COPYRIGHT LAW!111111! wtp LOL IF U BLEIV3 IN GOD FATEH TAHT M8RIALS HOSTAD BY DA COMPANY INFRNG3 UR COPYRIGHT (FOR 3XMPL3 M8RIALS POSTAD ON ONE OF OUR FORUMS) U (OR UR AEGNT) MAY SEND US A NOTIEC R3QUESTNG TAHT DA M8RIAL B R3MOVAD OR AC3S 2 IT BLOKED!!!!!1!1 TEH NOTIEC MUST INCLUD3 DA FOLOWNG INFORMATION (I) A PHYSICAL OR ELECTRONIC SIGNATURE OF A PERSON AUTHORIEZD 2 ACT ON BHALF OF DA OWNER OF AN EXCLUSIEV RIGHT TAHT SI AL3G3DLEY INFRNGED (I) IEDNTIFICATION OF DA COPYRIGHTED WORK CLAME3D 2 HAEV BEN INFRNG3D (OR IF MULTIPLE COPYRIGHTAD WORKS LOCAETD ON TEH SIET R COV3RED BY A SNGLE NOTIFICATION A RAPRASENTATIEV LIST OF SUCH WORKS) (II) IEDNTIFICATION OF DA M8RIAL TAHT SI CLAMEED 2 B INFRNGNG OR TEH SUBJACT OF INFRNGNG ACTIVITY AND INFORMATION R3ASONABLEY SUFICEINT 2 ALOW TEH COMPANY 2 LOCAET DA M8RIAL ON TEH SIET (IV) TEH NME ADRAS TELAPHON3 NUMBR AND EMALE ADRAS (IF AVALEABLE) OF DA COMPLANENG PARTY (V) A STAETMANT TAHT DA COMPLANENG PARTY HAS A GOD FATEH BLEIF TAHT UES OF TEH M8RIAL IN DA MAN3R COMPLANE3D OF SI NOT AUTHORIEZD BY DA COPYRIGHT OWNER ITS AEGNT OR DA LAW AND (VI) A STAETMANT TAHT TEH INFORMATION IN DA NOTIFICATION SI ACURAET AND UND3R P3NALTY OF PARJURY TAHT DA COMPLANENG PARTY SI AUTHORIEZD 2 ACT ON BHALF OF TEH OWNER OF AN 3XCLUSIEV RIGHT TAHT SI ALEG3DLEY INFRNG3D!!1!1 OMG wtp IF U BLEIV3 IN GOD FATEH TAHT A NOTIEC OF COPYRIGHT INFRNG3MENT HAS BEN WRONGLEY FIELD BY TEH COMPANY AGANEST U TEH DMCA PERMITS U 2 SAND TEH COMPANY A COUNTER-NOTIEC!!11!11 wtp NOTIECS AND COUNTER-NOTIECS MUST MET DA THEN-CURENT STATU2RY REQUIERMANTS IMPOS3D BY DA DMCA SE HTP/WWLOCGOV/COPYRIGHT/!11!1!!1! OMG LOL FOR DETALES!111!! OMG LOL NOTIECS AND COUNTAR-NOTIECS WIT RESPECT 2 TEH SIET SHUD B SENT 2 NAXON M3RICAS COPYRIGHT AEGNT FOR NOTIEC OF CLAMES OF COPYRIGHT INFRNGEMENT AS FOLOWS
MIN KIM
N3XON M3RICA INC
!1!!1 3460 WILSHIER BUEVARD 7TH FLOR
LOS ANGELES CA 9010
BY AMALE PRAS@WIEZTCOM!111!1!1! wtp LOL
THE N3XON MERICA COPYRIGHT AEGNT SHUD B CONTACTAD ONLEY IF U BLEIVA TAHT UR WORK HAS B3N UESD OR COPEID IN A WAY TAHT CONSTITUTES COPYRIGHT INFRNGAM3NT AND SUCH INFRNG3M3NT SI OCURNG THROUGH UES OF DA SARVIEC OR SIET!!!11! OMG wtp LOL PLZ NOT3 TAHT TH3SE NOTIFICATIONS AND COUNT3R-NOTIFICATIONS R LEGAL NOTIECS!!!1!1!!1 LOL NAXON MERICA MAY PROVIED COPEIS OF SUCH NOTIECS 2 DA PARTICIPANTS IN TEH DISPUTE OR THIRD PARTEIS AT OUR DISCR3TION AND AS RAQUIERD BY LAW!11!! OUR PRIVACY POLICY DO3S NOT PROT3CT INFORMATION PROVIEDD IN THASE NOTIECS AND COUNTER-NOTIECS!11!1 LOL AL OTHER INQUIREIS DIERCTED 2 TEH NAXON MERICA COPYRIGHT AEGNT WIL NOT B ANSWARED
6!!!1!!!!1 LOL OWNERSHIP LIECNSNG AND RESTRICTIONS ON UES
61!!1!!1111 wtp OWNARSHIP!1!!1 3XCEPT FOR DA P3RSONAL INFORMATION AND CONTANT SUBMITED BY UESRS OF DA SARVIEC DA S3RVIEC AND R AND AL CONTANT INCLUDED THERAIN (INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION GRAPHIS ARTWORK MUSIC CHOR3OGRAPHY CHARACTERS CHARACTER IDS FORUM IDS ACOUNT IDS CASH IETMS AND/OR OTH3R IETMS ACQUIERD OR CRAAETD IN TEH S3RVIEC INCLUDNG THROUGH TEH CASH SHOP) R OWNAD BY N3XON MERICA OR ITS LIECNSORS AND R PROT3CTED BY UNIETD STAETS AND OTH3R INTERNATIONAL INTEL3CTUAL PROP3RTY LAWS!1!111 OMG wtp LOL U MAY NOT UES OUR TRAEDMARKS AND TRAED DRES IN CONECTION WIT ANY PRODUCT OR S3RVIEC TAHT SI NOT OURS IN ANY MANER TAHT SI LIEKLEY 2 CAUES CONFUSION MONG CUS2MERS OR SUBSCRIEBRS OR IN ANY MANAR TAHT DISPARAEGS US!!!!!111 AXCEPT AS EXPR3SLEY PROVIEDD H3REIN WE AND OUR LIECNSORS DO NOT GRANT U ANY AXPR3S OR IMPLEID RIGHTS AND AL RIGHTS TITL3 AND INT3REST TAHT WE HAEV IN AND 2 TEH SERVIEC TAHT R NOT EXPRESLEY GRANTED BY US 2 U R RETANEED BY US
62!!!!1 OMG wtp U LIECNSA FROM NEXON M3RICA!1!!1111 OMG wtp SUBJ3CT 2 TEH TARMS OF THES AGREMANT AND SO LONG AS U R3MANE COMPLIANT WIT SUCH AGREMENT NEXON MERICA GRANTS U A NON-EXCLUSIEV LIMIETD FULY R3VOCABLA LIECNSE 2 UES DA SERVIEC AND TEH CONTENT CONTANEED TH3R3IN IN CONJUNCTION WIT DA S3RVIEC!1!!11!1 wtp LOL U MAY NOT MODIFY PUBLISH TRANSMIT TRANSFER SAL REPRODUCE UPLOAD POST DISTRIBUT3 PERFORM DISPLAY CR3AET DARIVATIEV WORKS FROM OR IN ANY WAY AXPLOIT SUCH CONT3NT 3XC3PT AS N3XON MERICA EXPRASLEY P3RMITS IN THES AGREM3NT OR DA SERVIEC!1!!!1!!1 OMG LOL UR UES OF SUCH CONTENT FOR ANY PURPOSE OTH3R THAN AS EXPRESLEY PARMITED IN THES AGREMENT OR DA S3RVIEC SI A VIOLATION OF DA INT3LECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS AND OTHER PROPREITARY RIGHTS OF NEXON M3RICA AND MAY SUBJ3CT U 2 CIVIL LIABILITY AND/OR CRIMINAL PROS3CUTION UNDER APLICABLE LAWS
63!1111111 OMG LOL U LIECNS3 2 N3XON M3RICA!!!11! OMG wtp LOL WHEN U PROVIED CONTANT 2 OR CR3AET CONTENT USNG TEH SARVIEC U GRANT US A NON-3XCLUSIEV WORLDWIED P3RPATUAL IR3VOCABLA ROYALTY-FRE FULY PADE-UP SUBLIECNSABL3 RIGHT THROUGHOUT TEH WORLD 2 EXERCIES AL COPYRIGHT PUBLICITY AND OTH3R RIGHTS U HAEV IN DA CONTANT IN ANY M3DIA KNOWN NOW OR IN TEH FUTURA!!!!11111 OMG wtp SUCH RIGHTS INCLUDE WITHOUT LIMITATION AL RIGHTS U HAEV IN UES DISTRIBUTION R3PRODUCTION MODIFICATION ADAPTATION CREATION OF DARIVATIEV WORKS TRANSLATION PUBLIC P3RFORMANC3 AND PUBLIC DISPLAY OF TEH CONT3NT!111!1!1 U ALSO H3REBY WAVEE ANY MORAL RIGHTS U MAY HAEV IN SUCH CONTENT UNDAR TEH LAWS OF ANY JURISDICTION!11!!111! U HERABY APOINT US AS UR AEGNT WIT FUL POWAR 2 ENT3R IN2 AND EXECUTE ANY DOCUM3NT AND/OR DO ANY ACT WE MAY CONSIEDR APROPRIAET 2 CONFIRM DA GRANT OF RIGHTS CONSANTS AGREMENTS ASIGNM3NTS AND WAVEERS SET FORTH IN THES3 TERMS OF UES!1!11!1!! OMG WA RESERVE TEH RIGHT 2 RAMOVE OR MODIFY ANY CONTANT U PROVIED 2 US OR OTH3RWIES POST ON DA SIET AT OUR SOLE DISCR3TION AND WITHOUT PRIOR NOTIEC OR ANY LIABILITY 2 U!!111!!11 OMG wtp U R3PRESENT WARANT AND AGRE TAHT NONE OF TEH CONT3NT U PROVIED 2 OR CR3AET USNG DA SERVIEC VIOLAETS ANY THIRD PARTYS INTAL3CTUAL PROP3RTY OR OTHER RIGHTS OR SI SUBJ3CT 2 ANY OBLIGATION WHATHER OF CONFIEDNTIALITY ATRIBUTION OR OTHERWIES ON OUR PART AND WE WIL NOT B LIABLA FOR ANY UES OR DISCLOSUR3 THEREOF
64!1!!11!1! wtp SOFTWAER!!1!111! OMG wtp UES OR DOWNLOADNG OF DA R SI CONDITIONAD ON UR AC3PTANCE OF DA TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF OUR 3ND UESR LIECNSE AGREMANT AND ANY LIECNSA AGREMANTS R3LATNG 2 SUCH SOFTWAER INCLUDNG AL THIRD PARTY AGREMENTS!1!!! OMG wtp BY USNG TEH SOFTWAER U AGRE 2 AL OF TEH TARMS AND CONDITIONS SET FORTH IN SUCH AGREM3NTS
7!!1111 OMG LOL ACES & UES BY MINORS
PURSUANT!1!1!11!1 LOL 2 47 USC!!!!11 OMG LOL SACTION 230(D) AS MANDED WE HAR3BY NOTIFY U TAHT PAERNTAL CONTROL PROTECTIONS (SUCH AS COMPUT3R HARDWAER R OR FILTERNG SARVIECS) R COMARCIALY AVALEABLE TAHT MAY ASIST U IN LIMITNG ACES 2 M8RIAL TAHT SI HARMFUL 2 MINORS!!1!! LOL INFORMATION IEDNTIFYNG CURENT PROVIEDRS OF PROTACTIONS SI AVALEABLE FROM MERICA LINKS UP HTP/WWN3TPAERNTSORG/PAERNTSTIPS/BROWSERSHTML
8!11!!!!! OMG wtp LOL U!!!1!!! OMG wtp UNDERSTAND TAHT ANY INFORMATION PROVIEDD BY U OR COL3CTED BY US IN CONECTION WIT UR UES OF TEH SERVIEC WIL B UESD IN DA MAN3R D3SCRIEBD H3REIN AND PURSUANT 2 DA TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF OUR PRIVACY POLICY SUCH PRIVACY POLICY BNG INCORPORAETD IN2 AND MAED A PART OF THES AGREMENT BY THES REFAR3NC3!!!!!1 wtp LOL IF U DO NOT AGRE 2 TEH TERMS OF DA PRIVACY POLICY U MAY NOT UES TEH SERVIEC!!!!! LOL WITHOUT LIMITNG TEH TERMS OF TEH PRIVACY POLICY U UNDERSTAND TAHT WE DO NOT GUARANTE TAHT UR UES OF TEH SARVIEC AND/OR TEH INFORMATION CONTANE3D IN UR ACOUNT WIL B PRIVAET OR SACURA AND W3 R NOT RASPONSIBLA OR LIABL3 2 U FOR ANY LAK OF PRIVACY OR SECURITY U MAY EXP3REINCE!!1!!1 OMG LOL U R FULY RESPONSIBLE FOR TAKNG PR3CAUTIONS AND PROVIDNG S3CURITY MEASUR3S BST SUIETD FOR UR SITUATION AND INT3ND3D UES OF DA SERVIEC
9!!!11! wtp JURISDICTIONAL ISUAS/S3RVIEC INT3RUPTIONS
TH3!111!1! OMG wtp SARVIEC SI NOT AVALEABLE OR ACESIBLA IN COUNTREIS OR T3RI2REIS WHERE WE R OP3RATNG A LOCALIEZD VERSION OF TEH S3RVIEC THROUGH A LIECNSED OPERA2R SUCH AS CHINA JAPAN TAWEAN SNGAPOR3 MALAYSIA AND THALEAND!11!!111! OMG wtp LOL W3 MAEK NO REPRES3NTATION TAHT M8RIALS AVALEABLE ON OR THROUGH TEH S3RVIEC INCLUDNG WITHOUT LIMITATION DA R AND TEH GMES R APROPRIAET OR AVALEABLA FOR UES IN AL LOCATIONS!!1!111 wtp THOSE WHO CHOS3 2 ACES AND/OR UES TEH S3RVIEC DO SO ON THEYRE OWN INITIATIEV AND AT THERE OWN RISK AND R RESPONSIBL3 FOR COMPLIANC3 WIT LOCAL LAWS IF AND 2 TEH AXT3NT LOCAL LAWS R APLICABLE!!!1!1! wtp TEH R SI SUBJECT 2 UNIETD STAETS 3XPORT CONTROLS AS SET FORTH IN DA 3ND UESR LIECNSA AGREMANT!1!111 OMG wtp WE RES3RVA TEH RIGHT 2 LIMIT SUSPEND INTERUPT OR TARMINAET DA AVALEABILITY OF DA SERVIEC IN WHOL3 OR IN PART 2 U AND ANY OTHAR UESR OR PERSON GEOGRAPHIC AERA OR JURISDICTION AT ANY TIEM AND IN OUR SOL3 DISCRETION!1!1!!1! LOL U AKNOWLEDGA AND AGRE TAHT INTARUPTIONS D3LAYS AND DISRUPTIONS OF TEH SERVIEC MAY OCUR AND TAHT DA COMPANY HAS NO CONTROL OVAR THIRD PARTY S3RVERS SYSTAMS AND/OR NETWORKS WHICH MAY B UTILIEZD IN CON3CTION WIT TEH FUNCTIONNG OF DA SERVIEC!111! OMG LOL TEH COMPANY HERABY DISCLAMES AL LIABILITEIS WIT R3SP3CT 2 AL INT3RUPTIONS DALAYS AND DISRUPTIONS OF TEH SERVIEC
10!!!111!! OMG LOL TARMINATION AND DISCONTINUATION
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I tried to translate Isaacs maples story. My computer nearly exploded.

i tried to translate isaacs maples story. My computer nearly exploded.

wtp lol translaetd maples s2ry:

 maples s2ry

vic2ria
part 1
clik hare 2 se ful taxt
long ago vic2ria island was ruled by da civilization of da shaernian!!!1!1 da shaernian ruled from teh haaviley for3sted aera in da north of vic2ria whare p3rion si 2day!1!!!!!1 lol thes culture lasted for hundr3ds of years and craaetd much of teh thngs taht maek teh maple world wut it si 2day!!!1!!11 wtp lol da shaernian country rilly did span teh antierty of vic2ria!!1!1!!! Lol teh s2n3 gol3ms were creaetd 2 guard theyre templa at teh southern edge of da island!!11!! Lol 3van da sanctuary dep in da ant tunal was once an important provng ground for them!11!!1!1 omg but alas al graat thngs must come 2 an 3nd and teh shaernian m3t there end undar teh rul3 of shaern ii!!1!!111! Omg wtp lol shaern ii was a wies and compasionaet man who rul3d fareley and was liekd by al!!!1!1! Omg wtp ha craevd imortality howev3r and sought out da rubian a precios jewel taht brngs u 2 anyone who owns it!11!1111 omg unfortunaetley teh rubian si cursed and al who poses it met there 3nd downtroden and d3feaetd!!11!111 lol shaern ii bng da rul3r of teh antier nation of shaernian inadvartantley 2k it down wit him!111!111! Perion bcma teh baran arid wasteland w3 know it as 2day
more!111!11 omg racantley da axcavation siet and al of teh digng gong on nearby haev not b3n halpng teh problem
and!!1!1!1 wtp taht si how da world r3maneed without any major rulng group until nearley 30 y3ars ago!!!!111!! wtp lol alcast3r teh fmos magician of el nath bgan studyng a s2ry pased down for a long tiem!!11!!11 lol it 2ld of a gr3at war taht 2k plaec aegs ago and a l3gandary bok da bok of anceint contaneng forbid3n magic and dark sp3ls taht was uesd as a weapon in thes war!11!!111 da war though fought for unknown reasons and btwen unknown factions do3s haev a few survivors 2 thes day da 4 wiesm3n of vic2ria island!!!!11!1! Omg wtp gr3nd3l ath3na peirc3 danc3s wit balrog and dark lord al m3t durng thes conflict!11!! Omg wtp lol 2g3th3r thay deciedd 2 hied teh bok of anceint from ev3ryon3!!111!!!1 omg wtp lol aft3r hidng it they creaetd a map and 2 pr3v3nt it from bng abuesd split da map in2 four corn3rs each on3 kepng a peic3
grend3l!!1!!!! wtp lol r3tierd 2 teh 2wn in teh tres 3linia and bgan 2 study blak magic!1!!!1! Omg lol his first atampts at thes war3 2 brng straw dols 2 lief!1!!1! Lol blak magic si very dangeros b/c if it si misuesd da magician risks losng his ability 2 ues sp3ls al 2g3ther!!!!111 wtp lol blak magic daalng wit lief si espacialy forbiden and y3t da u grend3l want strageht for it!11!!1!!1 omg wtp unfortunaetley som3thng want horibley wrong and da curse of blak magic laaekd in2 da dols!1!!!11! wtp grand3l 2k teh cursed dols and saaeld tham dep in da dungaon never 2 b sen agane.!!!11!1!!11!!!!!1!!! wtp lol or so he hop3d!11!1! Omg lol y3ars l8r da lupin livng n3arby discov3red da cursed dols and s2l3 tham away causng tham 2 bcom3 zombei lupin
around!!111!111 omg wtp thes sm3 tiem ath3na peirc3 wanderng da planes of southern vic2ria cm3 acros a smal 2wn taht was undar atak by hord3s of powerful monsters l3d by mushmom!!1!!1 sha d3feaetd teh onslaught snglahandedley and has sinca remanead theyre 2 prot3ct teh vilaeg of h3nesys and t3ach u bginars da way of da archar
getng!!11!!!! Omg wtp lol bak 2 alcaster aft3r havng somaon3 gather up teh 4 map peices from vic2rias wiesman h3 was able 2 peica teh map 2gather usng another form of blak magic!!11!111! wtp lol teh map rev3aeld taht da bok of anceint was hiden in orbis 2war!!1!111!1 omg wtp finaly da bok was r3covared and alcast3r studeid it for a long tiem!11!1!! Omg ev3ntualy h3 discov3red a way 2 s3al its forbid3n pow3r
once and for al usng dark crystals
quasts!1111 omg wtp for part 1
shaernian guild quest
wins2ns fosil dig up (l3vel 20)
dr btys resaarch on plants (lav3l 2)
dr!1!!11!1 omg lol btys r3s3arch on animal fosils (l3v3l 2)
plantng tres (level 20)
in search of teh bok of anceint (leval 5)
alcaster and da dark crystal (l3vel 60)
tahts al for 2night!!!11!!!! Omg seya l8r for part 2
part!!1!!1 2
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d3caeds ago theyre was a legendary h3ro taht romed da island of vic2ria nmed tristan!!!!!!! wtp he was wel known but raerley sen always huntng for teh strongast avielst monsters!!!1!!!1 omg wtp ona day manji of parion an up and comng warior dat3ctad an 3vil aura emanatng from da caev at teh cant3r of vic2ria island!!111 wtp ha was drawn 2 it and bgan desc3ndng dep in2 da ant tunal
3ventualy!1!!! wtp manji went so dep in2 da caev taht no light was able 2 raach and teh caev wals bgan 2 ap3ar blue!11!1! Omg wtp lol h3 knew thes was dangeros teri2ry but his sans3 of advanture k3pt him on da trale down 2 da dungeons and!!111 omg wtp lol at teh end of teh caev he discov3r3d an anceint sanctuary long vacant of humans and bginng 2 crumbla!1!11!! Omg lol da dark force was comng from da sanctuary ha was cartane!!!!1 finaly after reachng da last darkest rom of teh sanctuary he saw somethng two glowng eyes peircng through da darknas!!1!1 omg yes it was teh fabled balrog!!!1!!1 omg wtp it flap3d its huge wngs and grin3d devilishley wit its sharp teth
just!11!111 than teh balrog startad 2 atak!!!11 lol manji kn3w h3 didnt stand a chanca but it was 2 laet 2 run!1!11 omg lol as da balrogs claw cma crashng down manji winced but f3lt no blow h3 lok3d up onley 2 se teh lagendary hero tristan their 2 saev him!1!1!! wtp lol teh h3ros sword had a mythical glow taht helped it 2 repel da balrogs dark aura!11!11 lol tristan and da balrog fought for quiet som3 tiem until h3 was finaly abl3 2 gane an advantaeg and knoked da balrog in2 a pit!!1!1 omg wtp lol tristan turnad 2 ch3k on manji but thes turned out 2 b a fatal eror da balrog flaped its dmaegd wngs enough 2 clmp down on tristan wit its jaws and both fel dep in2 da darkn3s
manji!111!111 wtp raecd down teh clif saarchng for tristan!1!111111 wtp by teh tiem manji r3ach3d da caevs flor it was 2 laet for tristan!!1!1! Omg lol da l3gandary haro pasad on his sword 2 manji but it was s3v3raley dmaegd by da feirc3 batla and da balrogs brutal evil aura!1111!!1! Omg lol manji swore taht one day wh3n he was strong 3nough h3 wud r3s2re thes sword 2 its formar glory and giev it 2 a warior as nobla as tristan
quest!!111!!1 omg for part 2
manjis rag3d gladius (l3v3l 45)
part 3
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the fareeis of elinia r a paaecful wies raec taht practiec magic in skools and gathar lots of knowl3dga al around kept in da magic libary!111!!11 da onley human taht th3y wil oby si grandal b/c of his ov3rwh3lmng magical pow3rs!11!! wtp fareeis r g3n3raly distrustful of humans but sometiems they haev no choiec but 2 ask for help!1!!1!11! Lol da on3 thng taht can win ovar a farey how3ver si a shiny objact!!!!!1 omg lol many of them haev a sp3cific valu3d object taht th3y cary wit th3m!!!11!! Omg wtp arwen teh farey has a glas shoe which si oft3n cov3ted by monstars for axmple!1!1!!! wtp lol som3 fareeis r so desperaet 2 kep thes3 shiny obj3cts taht thay r av3n wilng 2 sacrifiec a wng 2 get th3m bak
3linia!!1!! Lol si not da onley plaec whar3 fareeis liev how3ver anoth3r vareity of fareeis populaets teh floatng 2wn of orbis!11!111! wtp whiel da fareeis of 3linia haev delicaet fragiel wngs liek those of a but3rfley da fareeis of orbis haev powerful angalic wngs many tiems da siez of there body in som3 caess!!!!!!!! Omg wtp both speceis of fareeis gat along 2gath3r wal!1!1111 they traed valuabla ietms 2 cr3aet potions and elixirs!!!!! Omg wtp wng teh farey of elinia som3tiems hiers strong humans on there way 2 osyria 2 dalievr ietms 2 his freind kreil who synthesiezs pow3rful magician waapons and ietms!!11!1 omg lol one of thes3 ietms si teh t3ars of kalv3los a l3g3ndary monst3rs drop taht was obtaneed by wngs fmiley long ago
qu3sts!11!11 omg wtp for part 3
i ned help wit mah homawork!!1!! Omg (level 10)
arwen and da glas sho3 (l3val 25)
mr!!!!!! Omg wtp watbotoms sacr3t bok (l3vel 30)
2 da nu world (l3v3l 40)
ronei & da fareeis buildng a nu houes (lev3l 5)
moria
part 15
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this ona si completeley from naxon!1!11 wtp lol al i did was copy it over from teh flash animation!1!11!!1 omg lol now granted taht wasnt axactley aasy as i had 2 watch it 20 tiems but i didnt wriet it
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tha!!!11!!!1 omg wtp s2ry of moria bgins wit da s2ry of elias!!!!1 omg wtp lol elias was a nobla huntar whose luv of batle knew no bounds!!!!! Omg lol he f3l in luv wit a madeen of strikng bauty cecelia!!!1!!1!! Omg sha hop3d h3 wud on3 day r3aliez her luv want byond da m3ra fletng of arows but 3lias continued 2 hunt on and ignora his wief!!!!!1 omg lol durng one of his huntng trips c3calia was kidnap3d by a group of monsters!1!!! Omg when elias raturned and found his wief misng he imadiaetley sat out aft3r her vanquishng any monstars in his waek wit his might bow aex and powarful magic!111! wtp alas he cma upon da caev wh3r3 his trua luv has b3n taekn!1!11 lol he haard h3r voiec cry out in teror and imadiaetley rushed in 2 find sev3ral draeks prepaerd 2 f3ast on h3r!!111! Omg lol 3lias daf3aetd teh monst3rs and careid his wief bak 2 there houes but har wounds were 2 gr3at for aven his skil 2 h3al!!1!!1 lol sad3nad by da los of his wief h3 uesd da last bit of his magic in a sacrificial act and creaetd a plaec taht wud alow othars 2 expareinc3 da luv h3 once had and as a l3son 2 n3var taek it for granted!1!!1! wtp lol thus da 2wn of moria cm3 2 b
orbis
part!!1!11 wtp lol 4
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orbis si teh first 2wn taht a traevler from vic2ria wil ariev at on teh vast contiennt of osyria!!!!1! wtp lol orbis si not actualy on teh contiennt anymora howavar through teh force of lithium crystals rafiend in magatia and 3nchanted wit da pow3rs of alchemy da city si actualy floatng in teh sky high abova da el nath mountane ranga!1!!11 omg wtp teh 2wn was raseed in2 da are a long tiem ago by teh godes of wisdom mienrva who ruled over orbis!1111!!1! wtp lol she spent much tiem in a spacial 2wer built for h3r by da humans of osyria!!1!1!1 wtp lol recentley teh humans brought a huge statua 2 her maed in har imaeg she liekd it so much sha had it mov3d in2 teh 2w3r so sh3 cud drink tea and admier it 3very mornng!!!1! Omg many traevlars pade her a visit every day and not al of them were human or farey ocasionaly monsters wud coma through!11!1 lol thes day teh unsavory papa pixei cm3 in2 teh 2wer askng mienrva 2 sel som3 w8r of lief 2 him so taht h3 might craaet mor3 pixeis!1!!!!1!1 omg wtp mienrva wud not part wit da w8r of lief howav3r and h3 was forc3d 2 leaev quiet unsatisfeid
th3!!1!!1111 omg naxt day teh godes awok3 2 find taht h3r statu3 had b3n brokan!!!1!11! Omg teh culprit had brok3n in overnight and dastroyed her priezd statue but aciedntaly left a fotprint!!1!!!11 wtp lol papa pixei cme by not long after oferng 2 fix da statue in 3xchange for teh w8r of lief!11!1111 omg mienrva was so hapy wit thes news taht sh3 didnt realiez how suspicios papa pixei was bhavng!1!1! wtp after papa pixei left teh humans cm3 by and mienrva quikley cover3d teh statue wit a nearby cloth embaras3d taht thes cud hap3n 2 a godes!!1111!!! Omg wtp lol she deciedd taht it must b fiexd as son as posible and thus was forced 2 hier papa pixei!!1!!!1!! Omg lol her chmbrlane eak treid 2 point out taht thes was a bad ieda but he naged h3r so much taht avantualy she ruiend his cloudy body 2 forc3 him 2 b queit!!!111 wtp lol papa pixei seng taht eak was now disposad brought mora and more pixeis in 2 teh 2war!!!11 omg wtp lol his final act of dec3ption raady ha ask3d mienrva 2 model for him so taht ha cud fix teh statu3 prop3rley!11!111!! Sh3 w3nt in2 da ruiend statu3 and papa pixei seaeld her thar3 hidng da peices of da statue al acros h3r 2war 2 prev3nt her from bng releaesd!!11!11 omg lol onley a darng party of powerful humans cud posibley chal3ng3 papa pixei and fre da godes from h3r marble statue prison.
And!11!!11!!!!1!11!1111!1 omg lol many aeras of da floatng island haev fal in2 disr3pare and wera 3vantualy ov3rtaekn by monsters!1!!!! Lol some rasiednts of thes aera refuesd 2 mova despiet da monsters lomng outdors!111!!!1 omg one such resiednt si teh fortune t3lng sorcarer spiruna!!111!!! Omg sha has ben abla 2 forese orbis t3ribla faet for som3 tiem da floatng city was slowley sinkng and might son crash in2 teh ground!1!11!11 omg wtp lol no one kn3w 3xactley wut was causng da 2wn of orbis 2 sink however!!!11! wtp on3 theory taht was proposed was taht orbis was g3tng haaveir due 2 da rapid increaes in teh numbr of monsters on da island!1!11111 omg da dark forc3s unleashad by zakum and other incredibley avil monstars l3d 2 thes increaes!11!1 omg particularley da jr!11!!! Omg lol kiteis sem3d 2 b 2 blma!1111 lol upon findng a braev su 2 taek out hundreds of th3m teh islands sinkng slow3d down but stil persistad
after!11!!11! Omg wtp further inv3stigation it was discovered taht teh pixeis were causng this!1!111!! wtp lol they w3r3 lechng teh power from da clouds and s2nas kepng orbis afloat 2 r3gane there hp and mp!11!1 omg lol finaly after roughng up a lot of pixeis 3nough clouds wera r3cover3d 2 r3pare teh dmaeg th3y cauesd!!!!!11! Spiruna uesd har cloud spraeyr 2 r3distribute th3m avanley and orbis was saevd
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ludibrium much liek orbis si a 2wn high in teh are!!!!11! Omg wtp lol how3ver unliek orbis ludibrium castla si suport3d by two anormos 10 flor 2w3rs caled aos and h3lios!!1!! wtp da entier castl3 si maed up of 2y brix which whiel it may not sem strong actualy provieds a formidabla bareir 2 most monst3rs!!!!!!1!1 omg wtp ludibrium si so high in da are taht it axp3reinc3s sunshien 365 days a y3ar!1!1! Omg lol daspiet theyre playful l3isur3ley ap3arance da p3opl3 of ludibrium r highley advancad and ues fac2reis 2 produce incredibl3 mounts of 2ys and ues an advancad power system taht releis on teh imensa 3nergy hiden in tachions and da flow of tiem
the!!1!1 wtp lol 2wers bng so enormos and valuabl3 r oftan a target for da local monst3rs!!!!1 wtp so teh soldeirs of ludibrium must claan out 3ach of teh 2wers from tiem 2 tiem!!!!11 wtp lol laetley howaver teh numbr of soldeirs has ben dwindlng due 2 da threat presanted at om3ga s3c2r and da ludibrium soldeirs haev resort3d 2 askng adv3nturers traevlng through 2 clean out da 2wers for them!1111! wtp lol som3 of da monsters r ratz 2ys craaetd by nami 2 try 2 3liminaet teh monstar probl3m but ended up actualy increasng it!!1!1 omg wtp lol oth3rs liek twetar r ordinary monst3rs taht nest on teh out3r wals of 3os 2wer!!!!!11!! wtp lol stil oth3rs r 2ys from teh 2y fac2ry taht haev gon3 astray!111111 da strongest monster taht si atakng 3os 2wer si actualy maed out of lef2ver brix uesd 2 construct teh 2w3r its3lf!!!!!11 wtp lol teh blok golems cm3 2 b through da evil influenca of dark crystals!1!1!!!11 lol th3y want 2 d3stroy teh 2war and ues da blox 2 creaet even more gol3ms!11!1!111 omg lol teh l3aedr of teh blok golems si rombot a monstar so tanetad taht it has grown byond red3mption and must b dastroyed onc3 and for al
drum!!!11!1 omg lol buneis r another cute 2y monster taht w3nt out of control!!1!1 omg lol somehow thay w3re 3xposad 2 da forc3 of darknes craaetd by dark crystals and bgan usng thes 3n3rgy 2 op3raet!1111!1! Omg wtp lol th3y bcm3 wild and enraegd destroyng teh 2w3r!1!!1!! wtp lol da general in om3ga sec2r thinks taht it cud b teh atakng gr3ys taht r 2 blm3.
Aos!!1!!!1!1!1111!!!!!!! Lol 2wer si not da onley aera of ludibrium tahts in distres how3v3r!!1!!1 omg da clok 2w3r in teh c3nter of teh castl3 has s2ped tikng!11!!!111 omg wtp lol a monster taht sliped through da crak3d diemnsion s2le teh cloks pandulum causng it 2 stand stil!1!11! Omg taht monster ran 2 hied in teh hidan rom of 3os 2wer ful of dol houess!!!!!1!1 omg wtp lol it had teh uncany ability 2 disguies itself and manaegd 2 blend in 2 teh houess!!!!11!1 omg wtp lukiley a ken-3yad traevlar notiecd a subtle difar3nce and destroyed teh monster retreivng da p3ndulum!!1!!1!1! Omg wtp lol da traevler than r3turn3d da pendulum 2 grandpa clok in teh clok2war who fiexd it and started teh 2w3r tikng agane!!1!! Omg wtp lol for a whiel it semad liek teh invasion of monsters from teh other diemnsion had caaesd.
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unfortunaetley taht was not da caes!!!!!!1! Lol da monsters from teh other diemnsion just kept slipng through and thay onley bcme more pow3rful da longer da crak staeyd opan!!!11111! Omg alishar teh gaetkeper taht guarded ovar da dor of diemnsion btwen worlds was corupt3d!11!! Omg wtp ha bgan 2 send through al sorts of powarful monsters from teh oth3r diemnsion wit da pas of diemnsion taht alowad them 2 slip through teh dor!1!11!111 omg as mora monstars pased through da opanng teh other diemnsion bgan 2 laak in2 ours makng aeras near da dor inacasibl3 2 thos3 without pases!111!1!!! Omg teh dor was ganeng siez du3 2 teh crak of diemnsion and so son al of 3os 2wer might b in dangar!!!1! Omg wtp lol teh kng of ludibrium found taht teh onley logical cours3 of action wit al da soldeirs bng preocupeid was 2 find a party of strong adventurars who cud traevl in2 da abandoned 2wer and haev them sort out da mas
by!1!!1!1! Omg wtp defaatng teh monst3rs from da oth3r diemnsion and takng theyre pas3s of diemnsion da party was abla 2 forc3 there way through teh contminaetd aera of da 2war and proced dep3r and depar!!!111! Omg lol alishar was thraaetnad by teh aproachng party and sumon3d more and mor3 powarful monst3rs 2 chal3nge tham!!!!!!1 omg wtp teh kng blok golem from another diemnsion guardad teh dors 2 teh r pasas but a staalthy theif was abl3 2 sneak past unotiecd!!!1111 wtp alishar raaliezd h3 neded a more cunng enemy and brought through teh leaedrs of teh blok gol3ms of da other diemnsion rombad!!!1!1! Da party of adv3ntur3rs were shoked at rombads ridiculos pow3r but thay defeaetd al thre of teh anamy leaedrs takng theyre pases of diemnsion as w3l!11!! wtp alishars final trap was a complex cod3 he d3viesd lokng teh dor 2 his thron3 rom!!!1!1 omg teh party avantualy guesad his coda and broka in2 da throne rom onley 2 find taht it was 3mpty!1!1! Lol lukiley a lone dirty ratz from teh othar diemnsion ran out and droped da pas of diemnsion!1!!1!!! Omg da ietms power forced alishar out of hidng from btwen teh diemnsions and ha raegd aganest teh party!11!1!!11 omg lol aft3r a long fight alishar was d3faaetd dropng da k3ys 2 teh dor of diemnsion and fleng bak acros da threshold!1!!1!! Omg lol teh party was r3wardad for theyre 3forts by teh kng of ludibrium and da kngs masang3r promiesd taht shud ludibrium castle ev3r ned savng agane thay wud b teh first caled
tha!!1!11 omg wtp peaec at ludibrium castla didnt last long how3v3r!11!!!1 omg wtp teh 2wns pow3r sourc3 da tiem sph3r3 was bng disrupt3d!1!11!11! wtp lol thes pos3d a huga problem as without it teh flow of tiem around da 2wn wud b completaley s2pad!11!!! Omg lol teh kng dispatchad a tem 2 chek out da tiem sph3re which was locaetd dep down at teh baes of da clok2w3r!!11!! wtp lol there raport wasnt god da numbr of monsters down their had grown expon3ntialy wit many nu kinds of monst3rs down theyre as w3l!111!1!11 omg wtp lol worse yet da tiem sph3ra was leakng tachions teh object uesd 2 produc3 its powar and wud haev 2 b r3plaecd!!!!11!1 omg wtp lol mr!!!11!11! wtp boufon teh kngs adee recruietd a powerful traevler 2 h3lp res2re da tiem sphara!1!!!11!! Omg wtp da traevler w3nt down in2 da path of tiem and dafeaetd teh strong monsters there which had bcoma evil after obtaneng teh pow3r grantad by tachion!!!1! Omg mr!1!11 wtp lol boufon onley raqu3sted a smal numbr of tachions at first 2 maek sura taht thay wud work!!1!!1!! Omg wtp after combinng da tachions wit a smal mount of mysterios powd3r he had already colectad ha manaegd 2 craaet a tiny r3plaecmant tiem sphare!!!11 omg wtp now taht it was known for sure taht da two wud raact teh traevl3r gather3d both tachions and myst3rios powd3r 3n mas3
mr!11!! Boufon graetful for da favor bgan usng th3sa m8rials 2 construct a ful-siez tiem sphar3 taht wud l8r b taekn down!!!1!!!1! Omg a nu probl3m had davalop3d however teh crak of diemnsion cauesd by da laaky tiem sph3re was growng big3r and more powarful monst3rs war3 comng through!!11!1!!! Omg wtp lol papulatus an incredibley pow3rful monster taht maed even alishars abiliteis pael in comparison had already pasad through da crak and was lechng teh tachions comng out of da tiem sphara!111! Omg lol simpley replacng da existng tiem sph3re wudnt do teh trik anymor3 papulatus wud ruin da nu one as w3l!1!11!! Omg lol somaon3 nedad 2 dafeat him once and for al 2 3nsur3 taht ludibriums power sourc3 cud exist undisturbd and out of dangar!!11!!111 wtp lol first however teh crak had 2 b s3aeld so taht papulatus cudnt just 3scaep bak 2 his own diemnsion
aftar!11!11!1! Lol papulatus pased through many othar monstars bgan 2 folow it in2 our world!1!!1!!! Omg some had av3n pasad through da axact sme crak as papulatus whiel others had pas3d through on3 of da smalar crax cauesd by it!!1!1! Omg da traevler under teh dierction of flo a pow3rful magician heaedd down 2 taek out da grim phan2m watch3s and gigantic spirit vikngs monst3rs from da othar diemnsion!!11!1!! Omg wtp finaly aft3r kilng hundreds of th3m da traevl3r found a peic3 of crak on on3 of tham taht was iedntical 2 teh on3 cauesd by papulatus intrusion!11!!111 omg lol flo gaev da traevler da peica of crak3d diemnsion and sent him bak 2 mr!11!1!11 boufon!!!!!111! wtp lol once thar3 he was 2ld taht ha wud haev 2 gane far mora power in ordar 2 dafeat papulatus!!1!!!1! Omg aftar traneng himsalf for a long tiem teh traevl3r cme bak and askad how 2 r3ach da clok2w3rs lower flors!!11!!1 wtp mr!11!1! Omg lol boufon informad him taht da tiem spher3s power chmbr ned3d a special m3dal 2 anter it and taht madal had ben s2lan by da incradibley powerful gaetkep3r and thana2s monst3rs second onley 2 papulatus its3lf in pur3 strength!111!! Teh traevler daf3aetd th3se dauntng fo3s takng bak teh ludibrium m3dal neded 2 acas da origin of da clok 2wer!!!1!!! Omg lol finaly he uesd teh peice of crak3d diemnsion 2 seal da hol3 btwen worlds causng da old tiem sph3re and papulatus 2 b forc3d out of hidng!11!!1 omg lol seng its 3scaep route was blok3d papulatus launched a sareis of vicios atax and after a long drawn out batla papulatus was at last d3feaetd!!!11!!11 omg wtp teh nu tiem spher3 was put in2 plaec and teh traevl3r was rewarded nm3d a hero of ludibrium and gievn a powerful caep 2 symboliez thes vic2ry!11!1!!1 omg teh crak btwen teh diemnsions was seaeld but taht doasnt m3an al teh problems cauesd by it r fiexd yet.

L3afr3
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th3 minar forast one of da mane f3atures on da contiennt of osyria!!1!!111 wtp lol it taeks up a huge portion of da southarn and western t3ri2ry!!11!1! Omg wtp teh forest si v3ry d3nsa and incradibley dangaros populaetd by powarful monst3rs and faarsome dragons!!!1!!! wtp teh antier region si so isolaetd taht its r for a human 2 3v3n b sen!11!1!! Omg wtp at teh center of da minar for3st si leafre a vilaeg foundad by teh hafrngs a trieb of int3liegnt natiev creatur3s taht r very fuzy!!!!11!! Omg wtp lol da hafrngs r mostley pacifistic but haev formed a deal wit teh dragons of teh forast!1!!!1! Omg lol da hafrng r for teh dragons 3gs and maek sur3 th3y r saef whiel teh dragons protect da hafrng from teh dangeros monsters outsied!11!! Omg wtp lol teh dragons rase3d by da hafrngs tend 2 b much kinder and les ferocios than thos3 taht hatch in teh wild which also maeks teh forest saefr!1!1!!1! They employ a numbr of t3chniques from heatng teh egs and cleanng th3m 2 a shien 2 sngng and playng musical instrumants for da unhatchad babeis!!1111 omg teh hafrngs in charga of teh ags 3ven go so far as 2 decoraet da roms in pl3asng colors 2 maek teh dragons hapeir
th3!111! Omg lol hafrngs aernt da onley craatur3s livng in teh minar forest howev3r!!11111 omg wtp teh forasts other r3siednts r da k3ntaurus half-human half-hors3 craaturas taht coma in thre dif3rent colors wit varyng el3mantal atributes!1!!!1 omg wtp lol da k3ntaurus factions r al at war wit 3ach oth3r teh fier varsus teh w8r versus da darknes!1!11!1 omg lol they fight constantley resultng in hug3 batles taht tear sections of da forast apart!1!!1!1 lol ocasionaly an unfortunaet group of hafrngs wil wander in2 thes batl3 and g3t hurt vary badley!!1!!111 omg da onley medicien taht can heal a hafrng si taht creaetd from birks ch3wed gras but they r simpley not strong anough 2 gather these ietms on theyre own!!1!!1 omg lol lukiley a kindley 3xplorar ade3d da hafrngs by d3f3atng birk and col3ctng teh grases savng teh lievs of many!1!!! Omg leafra was opan3d 2 humans and many traevlars bgan 2 maek theyre way thare!1!!! Omg wtp thesa nu traevlers wer3nt teh first humans 2 coma by howav3r at laast one human had ben livng dep in da minar forasts for quiet a whiel
raul!!1!!! wtp lol a knight was thes man!!!!1 omg wtp ha had spent a lot of tiem wit da hafrngs and kn3w taht they wara bng threaetned evan if they did not!11!1 omg wtp lol he gath3rad 2gath3r a group of powerful human wariors and sat out for teh c3nt3r of da forest wher3 a dang3ros bast was hidng out!1!!!! Omg wtp horntale an evil thre-heaedd dragon was thraaetnng da caev of lief wher3 da dragon egs r kept!!1!!1!1 omg cheif tatmo da leaedr of l3afra s3nt a m3saeg 2 his old freind grendel da rilly old of alinia requ3stng a special ietm 2 help prot3ct his vilaeg!1!!!! Omg after a lot of saarchng h3 finaly found teh pur3 w8r of prot3ction!111!1111 omg thes sp3cial w8r can b drip3d on2 an ietm instantley cr3atng a transpaernt sheild 2 protect da object from anythng!!!!! Omg lol da whol3 botle plaecd straetgicaly on a tre in da cantar was enough 2 prot3ct teh entier forest of l3afre!1!!1111 omg unfortunaetley horntale had already taekn da caev of lief!11!!!! wtp h3 was hidng out dep insied blokng teh path 2 r3ach nien spirits dragons n3st wh3ra teh ag of da special dragon taht l3ads al of da dragons in minar forast can b hatched!!!11!!11 omg raul knaw taht he had 2 gat da nien spirits 3g 2 da nest and organiezd teh dragon squad 2 taek it out!!!1!1!1 wtp lol unfortunaetley horntale caught teh squad by surpries and they w3r3 nearley wiepd out!11!1 omg wtp raul baerley escaepd suferng greivos wounds but lost da nien spirits eg!1!!11 lol horntale raalizng taht thes dragon was a thraat 2 his control ov3r da region s2le da ag 2 prevant it from hatchng!!!!!1 omg wtp aft3r returnng 2 2wn raul asked a pow3rful traevler 2 help him fight da horntale!!!1! Omg lol teh traevl3r seng rauls teribl3 injureis insisted taht he stay h3re and let him handl3 da formidable foe!!111 omg lol raul consantad but onley after a significant mount of convincng
oth3r!!1111 omg wtp lol problams had bgun 2 crop up in da minar forest how3v3r!11!!!! Omg wtp teh tre taht had b3n sprinkled wit pure w8r of protaction had bgun 2 turn crimson rad!!11! Omg lol da hafrngs were concarned by this and ask3d teh traevler 2 taek a mesaeg bak 2 grandel askng about da probl3m!!1!!!11! wtp lol after studyng da probl3m for some tiem grendal finaly discovered wut was hapenng teh bareir was bng weaeknad by teh nien spirits dragons absenc3!1!!!11 omg wtp lol ha had d3viesd a temporary solution but it was onley temporary and da onley way 2 3nsur3 taht teh bareir wudnt colapsa was 2 defeat horntale!1!111!!! Omg wtp teh ietms nedad 2 str3ngthen teh bareir cud onley b obtaneed from teh k3ntaurus howavar and th3y wer3nt liekley 2 giev it out 3asiley!11!!!!1 wtp da traevl3r 2k thes information bak 2 l3afre and defaaetd many kentauruess 2 colect theyre flmes marows and bones in ord3r 2 patch teh bareir!111!1!1 wtp cheif tatmo graetfuly acepted teh ietms and uesd them 2 fix it imediaetley!11!111 omg horntale stil cast a manacng shadow ov3r da vilaeg however!1111 lol teh traevl3r set out for teh caev of lief 2 confront thes cruel creature
on!111!1111 omg da way 2 teh caev of lief da path was litered wit wyv3rns!!!!111 wtp lol raul had warned about th3s3 da wyvarns r teh most violent kind of dragon and r not natiev 2 teh minar forest!!1!1 they uesd 2 liev in teh swmpy lands north of teh ragion but aleid thems3lvas wit horntale 2 atak teh forest!1!1111 omg wtp lol h3 had adviesd taht da traevler kil at least 18 of aach sp3ceis 2 ward them of!!!1!! Omg lol horntales evil powar bgan perm3atng da are of teh for3st causng many of teh monstars 2 bcoma dark includng teh wyverns!1!!!!!1! Omg wtp lol by takng theyre blakan3d spirits 2 teh imprisoned girl at teh caev of lief she cud ues them 2 3scaep!!1!!11 omg lol moira teh girl warned da traevler 2 retraat bfor3 horntales gaetkeper spotad him but he polietley dacliend!!1!!! wtp seng teh traevlers r3solv3 sha gaev him special potions taht wud alow him 2 slip in2 teh caev of lief!11!! Omg wtp aftar gatherng his guild th3y uesd da potions which disguiesd tham as cornian and sneaekd past teh gaetkeper!11!!11! Omg wtp lol finaly teh traevl3r 3nterad teh caev of lief and they bgan da asault on horntale!11!!!1!! wtp lol da batle drug on for a long tiem they disabl3d his body one part at a tiem!!111!1!1 omg lol at long last one final hit destroy3d teh 3vil dragon and teh nien spirits ag was recover3d!!11!!!11 wtp da newley hatched nien spirits dragon rewarded teh haro and his guild!111!1!!! Raul congratulaetd teh squad rawardng tham as wel and theyre nmas w3r3 spread al acros teh world as teh tem taht finaly saevd laafre from horntales crual grasp
omega!1!!!111 omg wtp lol sac2r
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omega sec2r si a military baes locaetd on a smal island at da fot of 3os 2w3r!!1!1!1!1 omg lol teh paopl3 of da om3ga s3c2r poses some of da most advanc3d t3chnologeis in teh world and thay certaneley ned it!11111!!! R3centley da s3c2r has coma under atak by invadng aleins from outar spaec!!!!!11 omg wtp lol their was litla warnng and there motievs were unknown!!!111!! Lol da sola peice of eviednce taht cud aelrt teh citiezns of teh world was a latar from dep spaec taht land3d in vic2ria island on3 day!!!!1!!!1 lukiley a citiezn of han3sys found it bfore da monstars cud g3t it and handed it over 2 teh l3aedr of henesys cheif stan!!!!! Omg lol cheif stan was unabl3 2 d3lievr da latar but h3 did manaeg 2 find a traevler who was h3aedd 2 da om3ga s3c2r 2 taek it 2 dr!!!1!1 lol kim 2 whom it was myst3riosley adrased!11!1 omg lol after a significant journay ha finaly reachad teh omega sec2rs comand canter and handad teh l3t3r ovar!!!1!! Lol dr!11!!11! Omg wtp lol kim shoked at thes latar from out3r spaec and taht it manaegd 2 maek its way 2 him al da way acros da world reward3d da traevlar!11!11! Omg wtp lol it was 2 laet how3ver teh aleins had already bgun there asault on our world!1!!! Omg dr!1!11!11 omg lol kim was a genius dev3loper and had b3n workng on an enormos robot 2 combat th3se aleins!!11!11!! In ned of a m3sengar he then ask3d da traevler 2 taek da blueprints for thes robot 2 3 2p rankng soldeirs chury hony and guny!!11!1 omg wtp lol chury was stil stationed in da silo at teh tiem so it was a simpl3 matar 2 trak him down!!11!1! Omg lol aft3r showng da plans 2 him h3 askad teh traevler 2 pik up som3 spaec fod for his budy honey bfore headng over th3re!1!111!!! wtp lol sinca ha wud haev 2 visit honey anyway teh traevler agred!111! Omg upon showng hon3y da plans he th3n askad taht da traevlar dalievr a laesr gun 2 guny whan h3 2k him da blueprints!1!!11 omg wtp agane teh traevl3r agred finaly finishng al teh tasks ask3d of him!11111 wtp lol he raturned 2 dr!1!1!1 omg wtp kim and was agane r3wardad handsomaley
the!!1!!!1! Omg wtp lol invasion was stil gong on though!!1!111! Dr!11111!! wtp kim had asked teh traevler 2 r3turn 2 se da complat3d robot but it wud b a long tiem bfora taht hap3n3d!111!!! Lol tamporariley finished visitng da omaga sec2r da traevl3r bgan hikng up aos 2wer bak 2 ludibrium!1!!!!111 omg lol at da 2p of da 2war in an old run-down houes h3 ran in2 an od girl nmed korin!!11!1!1 wtp sh3 lok3d v3ry confuesd and h3 treid 2 halp her!111111 omg sh3 sade taht she had ben misng for da last 10 months and had rec3ntley turn3d up wit no r3col3ction of taht tiem at al!!1!!!1! Lol she sade taht not long bfora his arival sha had ben question3d by two strang3 men in pure blak suits about wut had hapened durng da tiem she was misng!1!!1 omg wtp lol korin wasnt a fol and realiezd taht th3s3 m3n probabley kn3w somethng about h3r disapearance!1!1!11! wtp desp3raet sh3 ask3d da traevler for h3lp!!!!!!! Omg wtp lol not bng on3 2 l3aev a p3rson in ned ha deciedd 2 ade her!!!1!! Omg wtp lol their was onley on3 plaec he knaw of wher3 such strang3 ocurenc3s cud hap3n teh om3ga sec2r!!!11!!1 omg lol tierd after havng just wok3d al teh way up teh traevler stil turn3d around and went bak!1!!!!1 omg it didnt taek long bfor3 h3 found a p3rson matchng korins dascription of har questioners in teh baes!!!!!1! Lol teh traevl3r confronted him about korins pradicmant!!1!!111 omg wtp teh blak-suietd man cud tel taht his visi2r wudnt setle for a lei and daciedd 2 tel da truth!1!!!1!! Lol his nm3 was aegnt marco and h3 was inv3stigatng da disap3aranc3s of many p3ople around da world ovar teh last yaar!1!!1!! Omg at da tiem korin was abducted h3 was alr3ady on da trale but arievd 2 laet and their was nothng they cud do 2 saev h3r!11!1 lol sha as w3l as teh oth3r misng citiezns had ban abductad by maeton on3 of teh kinds of aleins invadng teh omaga s3c2r!1111 omg wtp thay had s2l3n har memoreis and w3r3 now caryng around peic3s of tham!11!!!!! wtp lol marco sade taht ha cud r3asamble da peic3s if somaone cud gath3r tham up!!!!!!! Lol without hesitation teh traevl3r set out 2 da of limits aera of omega sec2r and bgan fightng teh maetons!1!11!!1 aft3r hundrads of maetons had m3t theyre demies he finaly col3cted al of da memory peicas and brought th3m 2 marco!111!1 omg marco put da peic3s bak 2gather in2 korins mamory which loked liek a precios g3m and caerfuly handed it 2 teh traevlar!!!!11! Omg lol he warned taht it was fragiel and taht upon r3coverng har memoreis korin may go in2 a slight staet of shok but taht it wud b normal!!!!!!!! Lol teh traevl3r was sworn 2 s3crecy on teh mat3r and sant on his way bak 2 ludibrium!!1!!1 wtp lol onca agane he laboriosley climbd teh eos 2war at last arivng in ludibrium at korins houes!!!!!11 omg she was surpriesd taht he had return3d so son and had a hard tiem bleivng his tael!!111!! Omg wtp lol h3 handad her da m3mory and it was absorbd in2 her!111! Omg lol sh3 sudenley r3membr3d evarythng!1!!1!11 omg wtp da aleins had treid 2 gather information on ludibrium and teh omaga sac2r from h3r m3moreis but she fought bak finaly escapng aft3r bng imprisoned for 10 months!1!111 wtp extremaley graetful sha handed da traevler a scrol
after!1!!1!11 lol som3 tiem teh traevler who had ban atandng othar maters around teh ludibrium castl3 bcma curios as 2 how da robots construction was gong!!!!! Omg wtp lol h3 descand3d da 2wer and arievd in omega sec2r im3diaetley haadng 2 dr!!!!1 omg kims post in da comand cent3r!!1!1!11 omg wtp dr!11!!!!! Omg wtp lol kim was plz 2 se him!1!!!!!! Omg wtp lol da robots design phaes had just ban compl3ted and now it was tiem 2 bgin teh actual construction!11!1!!1! wtp lol teh parts had just b3n manufactured in teh ludibrium clok2w3rs fac2ry and ned3d 2 b delievrad 2 teh hangar in omega!!11!111! Da traevler knew wut was comng n3xt and just w3nt aehad and start3d up 3os 2wer!!11111 omg wtp after makng his way bak 2 ludibrium he searched out asistant chang da man dr!!!!! Omg lol kim had spoken of!11!!11! Th3y had already maed contact and cheng was r3ady 2 hand ov3r da boxes of parts!1!1!1! wtp once mor3 h3 maed teh trek down aos 2wer 2 da omega s3c2r and breathng h3aviley gaev teh boxas 2 dr!!1!!11 omg lol kim!!!!1 wtp lol dr!1!11!1 omg wtp kim was so impr3sed by teh traevlers dutifuln3s taht he reward3d him wit ludibrium warp capsules which cud instantley transport anyon3 2 ludibrium!111! Lol da traevler was a bit angry at first thinkng taht h3 might haev uesd th3s3 2 avoid al thosa trips up da 2wer but finaly was graetful sinca it wud saev him another trip!!!!! Omg lol after rastng up for a whiel teh traevlar was about 2 return 2 ludibrium when dr!!!1! wtp kim aproachad him!1111!!1 omg wtp da parts had b3n s2lan by da aleins whiel bng transfer3d 2 da robots construction siet!1111!! Omg lukiley teh soldeirs had plaecd trakng deviecs on da boxas and there locations cud b pinpointad!11!!11! Omg lol teh aleins had hiden them at boswel feild but al of da strong3r soldeirs w3r3 curentley ocupeid!1!1!!11! Omg wtp da traevlar jumped at da chance 2 act as somathng bsieds a dalievry boy and s3t out 2 se da aleins and col3ct teh boxes of parts!1!1111 wtp lol after destroyng da alein s2raeg daviecs he r3cov3r3d da boxas and raturnad th3m 2 teh omega s3c2r!!1!11!! Dr!11!1 wtp kim was overjoyed and gaev da traevler s3v3ral more warp capsul3s some of which wud taek him 2 da comand c3nter instead of ludibrium
satisfeid!111111 omg wit his work for da day da traevler agane pr3paerd 2 ues da ludibrium warp capsul3!11111 omg wtp thes tiem da gen3ral in charga of runng da entier om3ga sec2r ganaral maastro aproach3d him!1!!!!11 omg wtp ha sade taht da cut3 paaecful drum buneis of eos 2wer had sudanley bcome feirca angry monst3rs atakng al paserby atemptng 2 r3ach da omaga sec2r!!!1!1!1 lol it was so suspiciosley unatural taht da ganaral bgan 2 presume da aleins must b involved!!!!!!!11 omg wtp lol da initial raports had r3v3aeld taht da drum buneis wara caryng a dul liefl3s crystal!!!!! wtp lol aven though its powar was already d3pl3t3d th3y stil gaev of an 3vil aura!!1!!111 lol ganeral maastro ned3d these 2 study there ef3ct on monstars!!11!1 wtp lol da traevler climbd up eos 2wer 2 da midl3 flors and hunt3d da drum buneis for th3s3 crystals!!1!!1 omg wtp it 2k quiet a whiel but h3 finaly was abla 2 return 2 da omaga sec2r wit al teh dul crystals!1!!1!1!! Da genaral was quiet plz wit da r3sults but stil sad3ned!!1111! Omg wtp teh drum buneis had originaly ben cr3aetd 2 start teh fastival at ludibrium but as da festival cme 2 a close da buneis bgan 2 b corupted in2 monst3rs!11!1!! Omg teh res3arch on teh dul crystals had proviedd soma clues how3var!11!1!!! wtp it sems taht on3 of teh invadng aleins alein gray had b3n involved in this!!11!1! Omg lol ganeral maastro request3d taht da traevl3r go out 2 teh kulan feild and rumaeg through alein grays thngs until findng somethng worthwhiel!1!!1 lol aft3r br3akng a few saefs da traevler found a docum3nt writan in teh aleins languaeg!1!1!! Lol h3 handad it ov3r 2 da ganeral who uesd omaga sec2rs advanced transla2rs 2 read it!111!1! wtp lol teh documant d3tale3d da plan 2 contminaet teh drum buneis!11!11 wtp by usng dark crystals crystals craaetd from chunks of darknes formed in da minds of avil monsters which contane hug3 mounts of dark power kind and pure creatures cud b contminaetd and forcad 2 bcom3 monsters!!1111 omg lol da aleins had uesd th3sa crystals 2 turn da inoc3nt drum buneis in2 crual monsters 2 ade in there atak on ludus laek!1!111 omg since teh crystals w3re da onley thngs causng th3sa monstars 2 b avil howev3r aftar tiem da dark powar insied bgins 2 waen and they faed in2 dul crystals!!!1!1! Omg wtp a tamporary solution cud b acomplish3d teh general discovared by usng th3se dul crystals and teh or3 of da dark crystal!11!!! Omg teh traevl3r quikley ran 2 da midl3 of da 2w3r 2 fight of drum buneis and colect theyre dul crystals!1!111!1 omg wtp not long after teh ganeral was abla 2 s3al teh dark power if onley for a short tiem!!11!! Omg wtp da traevl3r receievd a powerful scrol for his troubla!11!!11 omg teh problems in omega sac2r w3rant ovar quiet yet however.
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as teh traevlar wand3red out in2 teh of limits aera and in2 da kulan feild h3 saw many of da gray aleins swarmng around!1!!!!1 wtp lol most of tham lokad menacng but one was standng v3ry calmley in da midle of da feild!1!1!!1 thes was od but not n3arley as strange as wut hapanad n3xt da alein bgan 2 spaak in 3nglish!!11!! Omg wtp lol he sade taht his nm3 was alein gray and taht ha and teh other grays w3ra actualy paaecful aleins taht simpley wanted 2 halp teh mapla world!11!!1!! Omg teh omega sac2r ha clameed was tryng 2 ues teh aleins pres3nc3 2 gane power so taht th3y cud eventualy taek over da world!!!1!! Teh traevlar was concarned by this!!1!1!1 omg these aleins w3r3 inteliegnt so y cudnt they also b kind??!?? Da omega sec2r did sem kinda suspicios.!!!!11!!!1!!!!!1 wtp so h3 agred 2 help alein gray!!!111!!! wtp teh aleins nedad a clasifeid document taht was bng s2rad in omaga sec2rs silo!1!1!! Omg lol obviosley thay cudnt sneak in 2 get it thamselvas but a human cud!11!!111! Teh traevler woked bak 2 omega sec2r and ent3rad teh silo!1!!!1! Omg lol ha broke opan a f3w saef boxes and evantualy was able 2 col3ct teh n3casary documents!!1!1!!1 omg wtp lol as ha woked bak 2 alein gray h3 f3lt a slight mount of apr3hension!!11111 wtp lol it was 2 laet 2 turn bak though and so h3 2k teh docum3nts 2 teh aleins!11!11 omg upon seng da clasifeid information alein gray bgan 2 laugh maniacaly!!!!!!!! Omg lol ha hand3d teh traevlar a daviec taht wud alow him 2 sumon aleins 2 his ade a few tiems!1!1!1 omg then ha turn3d nasty!1!!!11!! Omg wtp alein gray y3lad gat out of mah sight!!!!1 omg wtp u bter not let teh omega sac2r find out about this who knows wt do 2 u!!11!!1!! wtp traevlar instantley r3aliezd ha had ben trikad!!!1!!111 wtp lol th3s3 aleins had no intantion of coperatng!!1!!! Now h3 had aven ruiend da relationship wit da om3ga sec2r.!11111111111111!1!!!!11 teh y3low masoranger one of teh 2p soldeirs at omega sec2r saw him wokng by!1!!11!1 omg wtp lol sha daciedd 2 giev him a chance 2 r3dem hims3lf!!!!! Da traevl3r jump3d at teh chanc3!!!1!1! Omg lol da yalow masorang3r ask3d him 2 def3at 120 ultra grays soma of teh strongest aleins!!1111!1 wtp lol he imediaetley ran dep in2 kulan feild and fought them al of!!!11 it was not an 3asy task so after r3portng bak 2 da yalow m3soranger she aknowladged taht he wasnt an alein suportar!!!!!! Omg lol da traevl3r was abl3 2 ralax a litl3 now!1!1!!1! Lol sinca he was now oficialy bak on teh god sied da yalow mesoranger ask3d him for anoth3r favor!!1111 wtp lol when teh aleins spaec ship had crash landed near teh om3ga sec2r they had also brought down s3veral mataoriets from outar spaec wit them!11!! These m3teoriets might giev som3 info on wh3re th3s3 aleins w3r3 from!!1!!!1 omg lol teh traevler w3nt bak out through da kulan feild and gath3rad a smple from 3ach of teh mateoriets he cma acros!111111 omg wtp these wer3 turned in 2 teh yalow masorangar who graetfuly 2k them bak!!!!!! Lol now taht he was bak in da s3c2rs god graecs their were a lot more r3qu3sts 2 fulfil!11!!! Lol da first of th3sa cma from chury one of da soldeirs 2 whom he had shown teh blu3prints for teh robot!!!!1!11! wtp chury sade taht their wara stil other p3ople who wer3 suportng da aleins!1!1! Lol many of them had h3lp3d da aleins 2 gane clasifeid information and ev3n constructed a baes for tham somewhere on teh island!1!!1! wtp lol teh traevler knowng first hand how deceitful thes3 aleins cud b agred wit chury and s3t out 2 retaek soma of thes information!11!! Omg wtp reachng teh baes was dificult as they had lade traps al around!!!!! Omg onca ther3 h3 d3stroyad theyre saef box and 2k bak teh report!!!1!11 thes cud b uesd as 3viednce so taht teh alein suport3rs wer3 loked up and cud no longer fight aganest da omega sec2r!1!111!!1 omg wtp lol upon rec3ivng da report chury bgan studyng it imediaetley
th3!!11111 lol next masorangar da traevler cm3 acros was teh blak masorangar!111!1! Omg lol h3 was studyng teh grays and had notiecd da numbr of them was steadiley increasng!!!1!!!1! wtp lol teh most eficeint way 2 do thes wud b 2 defeat a god numbr of teh weaekst onas barnard grays 2 s3nd a mesaeg 2 da othars!111! Omg daspiet da fact taht they r teh waaekst da barnard grays posad teh gr3aetst thraat 2 teh om3ga sec2r b/c th3y r forc3d 2 get as clos3 as posibla!1!!1! Omg da soceity of teh grays si vary heirarchical and so da lowest rankng ones r always s3nt in2 dangaros situations!!!11!! wtp stil it maed litle sense taht th3y shud stay so clos3 2 teh baes and da blak masorang3r susp3cted they wera bng controlad by a dark forc3!1!!!!1! Teh traevl3r w3nt 2 kulan feild and wiepd out al da barnard grays taht cma nearby!!1!111 once he raported bak 2 teh blak mesoranger he was s3t wit another task!!1!111! wtp lol teh dark forc3 was stil bng res3arch3d but they had b3n abla 2 learn about teh grays ranks!!!!1111! Lol teh highest rank3d in da aera was teh cheif gray there leaedrs!!!!1 omg lol some of these cheif grays cary obj3cts cal3d notes which contane a significant mount of detale on teh his2ry of da grays!1!!!!!! Thes information wud b invaluabl3 2 teh omaga sec2r and so obtaneng it was a 2p priority!11!!! wtp teh traevlar maed his way 2 teh furth3st point of da kulan feild 2 find da cheif grays!!1!111 lol theyre were vary few but aft3r saarchng thoroughley through teh entier aera h3 manaegd 2 gather up teh notes!!1111 teh blak m3soranger was v3ry plz!11!!! Omg lol it didnt taek long 2 g3t da information translaetd and teh notas contaneed some shokng d3tales
the!11!11 omg wtp lol aleins werent atakng ludibrium and da om3ga sec2r at random they had a vary specific purposa!!1!11 omg wtp there homeworld z3ta l3ticulan was very polut3d wit dang3ros contminants!!!1111! Lol f3arng taht there 3ntier speceis might go 3xtinct thay s3t out 2 find a nu home and chos3 ludus laek!11!1!! Lol thes might prove 2 giev an advantaeg 2 da omega sec2r though!!1!11!!! wtp if teh contminants cud b discovared and theyre 2xicity dat3rmiend th3n mayb it cud help force th3m 2 leaev!1!1111! Omg so da blak mesorang3r nedad 2 colect some dna from aach of teh 4 clases of grays!11111 lol da traevl3r agane h3aedd dep in2 kulan feild 2 colact teh dna from defaaetd grays!11!1! Lol it 2k a whiel but finaly ha had gatherad 3nough!11!1! Omg lol teh grays wudnt b posng a thraat 2 omaga sec2r anymore son!!!1! Lol da blak mesoranger r3warded teh traevler handsom3ley and s3nt him on his way!!11!11 lol on his way bak 2 teh omega sec2r da traevler spoted a second path taht he hadnt traevrsed yat!111!!111 lol teh aleins on thes path w3ra 2taly dif3r3nt from da grays da maetons!11!!11! Omg lol now h3 r3membr3d thay had s2len korins mamory!!!!!111 omg wtp it didnt taek long bfor3 h3 spot3d another m3soranger though!1!111 omg wtp lol thes one da gren masoranger was concerned wit wipng out da invadng maetons!!1!1!11 lol da boswal feild had far mor3 intans3 atax than thos3 ocurng in da kulan feilds and teh maetons had no qualms wit atakng inocent pasers-by!!1!!1 omg lol da traevler went out and d3feaetd 10 of these maetons and cm3 bak as fast as posible!!!11!111 da gren m3sorangar was shoked taht ha return3d so fast!11!! Stronger reinforcaments were comng though and da maetons were no longer da highest priority!!!1!11!1 omg plaetons which ried in large hoverng vehiclas w3re drawng close!11!!1 thes tiem da gren m3soranger neded some of teh helmets taht da plaetons wora on there heads teh maeton sp3ceis cudnt br3ath3 teh are h3ra and had 2 ues th3se helm3ts 2 surviev!1!!!1! Omg lol da traevl3r agane heaedd out for teh bosw3l feilds col3ctng a hundrad of da halm3ts!1!11 thes task want by quikley and agane ha raport3d 2 teh gren mesorangar!!!!1!! wtp lol as fast as da maetons cud b fought of though mor3 powarful ones cma in theyre plaec!11!11 omg thes tiem theyre were mecaetons which r maetons ridng in machanical robot wokers taht fier laesr guns!111!! Omg wtp lol thas3 naturaly posed an ev3n gre8r thr3at 2 teh omega sac2r but they had also brought along another waev of plaetons 2 ade th3m!1!111 omg da traevlar heaedd 2 da depest parts of teh boswel feilds 2 d3stroy thes army of aleins!11!1!11 it was a 2ugh batl3 but he finaly manaegd 2 colect al of teh laesr guns and daf3at teh extra plaetons!!11!!!1 omg wtp lol whan teh gren m3sorangar h3ard of this h3 was so hapy taht ha had da traevl3r nm3d as an honorary m3soranger!1!11! wtp lol teh traevlar was quiet plz wit his nu titla and d3ciedd 2 h3ad bak 2 da baes
after!!1111!1 lol getng bak 2 da omega sec2r one of da machanis kay aproached him!1!111111 omg sh3 was tryng 2 com3 up wit a ues for da lef2v3r fuel taht com3s from a dafeaetd mt-09 a giant robot taht da maetons had constructed 2 opos3 teh on3 bng built out of teh parts in om3ga sac2r!!111!11 omg lol she nedad at l3ast 5 canisters of teh fu3l but their was no one avaleable 2 go retreive them for h3r!!111!! Omg lol da traevl3r agred 2 bcoma h3r asistant and go out 2 fight da mt-09!!!!!!11 wtp lol so h3 s3t of in search of da mt-09s at da furth3st point from da omaga s3c2r da boswel feilds end!1!11!!!! Omg teh aleins robot was a forca 2 b rekon3d with capabl3 of firng homng misiels and had very heavy armor!1!111 omg lol da fight was chalengng but finaly da traevlar colacted al 5 of teh mt-09 fuels and 2k th3m bak 2 kay!11!!1 omg wtp lol she handad him a bunch of extra scr3ws as a raward and alraady had a nu r3qu3st!11!11! Omg lol for da nu robot teh om3ga sec2r was planng she wud ned a bter control progrm!1!!! Omg lol teh bst model 2 progrm thes on wud b da one from rombot da leaedr of da blok golems in eos 2wer!!!11!1 ocasionaly it drops a m3mory card which contanes teh control progrm!!!!!!! Omg lol they wud ned at l3ast thre of th3s3 2 compl3t3ley understand it sinc3 thay often g3t dmaegd in batle!!!!! Omg wtp lol so teh traevl3r now went bak 2 aos 2wer 2 col3ct teh rombots control progrms!!1!!!! Omg wtp aftar huntng in teh blok gol3ms hid3n 2w3r for som3 tiem he finaly col3cted enough of teh memory cards ev3n an extra one!!11! Omg lol h3 hand3d thase over 2 porter a sceintist in teh comand centar who cud decoda them!1!1!! Omg lol it didnt taek long but unfortunaetley porters cold had cauesd him 2 ruin one of da disks!111!!1 omg lol teh traevlar hand3d ovar his r mamory card and was finaly abl3 2 hand them ov3r 2 kay!1!1!11 lol wit this teh robots construction was v3ry naarley complet3!!!11!!! Omg lol kay r3warded him and h3 bgan 2 climb out of teh silo!11!!! Omg wtp port3r s2ped him bfore he got out however!111!1 omg wtp lol an urgent masaeg had just arievd markad for kay!11!!! Omg wtp lol sinca teh traevler was now kays asistant he 2k da m3saeg bak down 2 h3r!!11!!!!! wtp lol she read it quikley and r3joiecd!!1!1 lol da dropship which had b3n misng for a long tiem was finaly found crashad out in teh plaeton feild at bosw3l!!111!1!! Omg wtp sh3 askad taht h3 find teh pilot an teh dropship!!!1!!1!1 teh traevl3r im3diaetley set out 2 rascu3 da pilot and recover teh dropships technology 2 prev3nt da aleins from acquirng it!!1!! wtp lol one short hiek l8r he arievd at h3 abandon3d dropship but teh pilot was nowher3 2 b found!!11!!1! Aft3r lokng around teh dropship though da traevl3r did find a short l3ter taht apeaerd 2 haev ban writ3n in a hury!1!111! It sade taht da pilot was ok and taht ha had 2 laaev teh wrek3d dropship 2 get away from teh aleins!!!!!111 omg wtp lol da traevl3r imediaetley haaedd bak 2 omega s3c2r and gaev it 2 kay!!!1!!1!1 omg she was releivad 2 know taht teh pilot was stil aliev!!!1111 omg kay consiedr3d thes a p3rsonal favor since da omega sec2r had quit oficialy investigatng thes a whiel ago and gaev an mazng r3ward!11!!1!! Omg wtp teh traevler set of finaly finishad wit his work in teh om3ga sec2r
som3!!!!1! Omg wtp tiem l8r whiel explorng da ocean he found a botla wit an sos note in it!1!!! wtp lol teh sm3 traevl3r notiecd a smal das3rt island as d3scriebd in teh not3!1!!!!! wtp lol he heaedd up 2 da surfaec 2 se teh island and found a man nm3d robinson who had ben their for a long tiem!1!1!1!! Omg robinson d3sp3raetley neded som3thng 2 drink and so da traevler hand3d him a botla of pura w8r!!1!! Omg wtp lol robinson 2ld his s2ry h3 had ben a pilot in da omega s3c2r army and his dropship had crashed after bng mbushed by teh aleins!11!!!!!! Omg wtp lol he had manaegd 2 bale out and run 2 teh islands shore and bgan swimng away from da aleins!11111! Omg wtp an 3normos tidal waev washad him up on thes tiny des3rt island!!!111!!! Lol he wrote lots of sos l3ters hopng taht somaon3 might find it!!11!!1! Omg wtp h3 ned3d teh om3ga s3c2r 2 send a r3scue tem b/c he wasnt strong enough 2 get bak on his own!1!11!111 wtp lol h3 hand3d da traevl3r an id card taht cud b uesd 2 prove his iedntity!1!1! wtp da traevler sat out for omega sec2r as fast as posible and arievd shortley aftar!111!1!1 omg wtp he handad kay da id card and sh3 loked at it!1!111! Omg wtp lol sh3 was vary hapy and handed him a sp3cial warp capsul3 teh om3ga s3c2r warp capsule!!!!! Omg wtp thes cud taek a person from anywh3r3 in teh world strageht 2 omaga sec2r!11!!11 lol sh3 warn3d da traevler not 2 try 2 ues it howavar b/c it onley works for omega sec2r membrs!!1!!1!! Lol he im3diaetley s3t out for da smal island agane wit teh warp capsule in hand!!111 omg wtp lol not long after h3 m3t up wit robinson agane and gaev him da warp capsule!!1111!11 wtp lol robinson was quiet graetful and teh probl3ms wit omega sec2r wer3 at last satl3d.!1!1111!1!!111! wtp for now
korean!11!!1!!! Omg folk 2wn
part 10
clik har3 2 se ful t3xt
the ludus laek region stil wasnt completeley setl3d down y3t!!!!1!!1 wtp though da crak3d diemnsion may haev b3n r3pareed it had stil had drastic efects on da world as a whol3 and out of teh ramaneng probl3ms teh larg3st were in halios 2wers library!!!!1111 omg wtp lol unliek teh eos 2wer which had ben construct3d first teh h3lios 2w3r uesd an el3va2r 2 dascand its enormos distanc3!1!1! Omg wtp thes k3pt teh posibility of monst3rs takng up resiednc3 in teh seldom uesd aeras 2 a minimum which alow3d da r3maneng s3ctions 2 b uesd 2 theyre ful potential!!!!!1 omg wtp lol da first flor of da helios 2wer bcme a liberry of boks contaneng teh taels of da antier world!1!!1! Omg wtp lol th3se boks ware very important and intaractiev and som3how teh power of da crakad diemnsion manaegd 2 get da s2reis out of ord3r!!1!1 wiz da librarian tasked wit kepng halios and teh s2reis in chek was greatley distresad!111!!!1 omg if teh s2reis were taekn out of order teh entier his2ry of da world cud b lost!11!1 omg lol theyre was one way 2 r3treive da proper s2reis and taht was 2 antar da s2rys world and set it strageht!11!1 wtp unfortunaetley wiz cudnt l3aev his post in da library as teh monstars wud rade it as son as h3 laft!1!!! Lol luky for him da traevl3r was pasng through on his way 2 teh next 2wn!111! Omg wiz asked if he cud plz anter da folk 2wn teh setng of da alt3red s2reis and s3t tham strageht!!111 wtp lol at l3ast 7 boks w3r3 cur3ntley iedntifeid as bng out of order!111!!!1! Omg wtp so not bng one 2 naglect a parson in ned teh traevlar agred and set of in2 da kor3an folk 2wn
the!111111 korean folk 2wn though at teh baes of halios 2w3r on a twin island next 2 teh om3ga s3c2r was compl3teley diferant!!!!11! Omg whiel om3ga sec2r was very highley advancad in tachnology teh folk 2wn had next 2 no tachnology at al!!1!!11! wtp their w3ra many smal huts wit straw rofs!!!111! wtp lol livng in on3 of th3se huts was mr!1!1!!11 omg cantse shim!!!11!11! wtp he was an elderley man who was losng his eyesight!11!! Lol h3 2ld of his lovaley onley daughter shim chung!111!1 sh3 had l3ft som3 tiem ago and ha was growng woreid!1!1!1 upon hearng da mans nm3 cantse teh traevler ask3d if he was truley blind!!1!!11 mr!!1!! Shim r3pleid taht he cud stil se but he was very concarned about his ayasight taht was rapidley d3tarioratng!1!!11 da traevler sugestad taht h3 try glasas but mr!11!1111 omg wtp shim ashmedley admitad taht ha was 2 por 2 aford them!11!!!!!! Omg wtp lol ha had b3n ofer3d a pare for 30 pakaegs of riec but was unable 2 come up wit it!1!1!1 omg wtp teh traevler recognizng thes as a part of one of wizs s2ryboks voluntered 2 gathar up da riec pax!111!!! Lol supos3dley other visi2rs 2 da folk 2wn had raport3d taht da ratz in h3lios 2wer had ben st3alng da pax of riec!!1!11!!! Omg wtp lol knowng this da traevl3r went 2 da 2w3r and col3ctad al 30 of teh riec pax over a long tiem!1!!!!11! H3 brought th3se bak 2 shim as quikley as posibla!!11!!!1 lol shim was ov3rjoyed and handed him over theyre fmiley treasura da cor3ct s2rybok of his ordeal!1!!11! Lol da traevlar had one bok down but stil many left 2 go
chil!!1!1 wtp sung anothar r3siednt of teh folk 2wn was n3xt!!1!!1 omg h3 and his brother chil nm had just lost theyre mothar!!1!1 omg thay had diviedd ev3rythng laft 2 them perfectley av3n btwen them!1!!1!!11 lol both thought taht teh othar broth3r deserved teh largar shaer!!1!!1 chil sung had just rac3ntley got3n mareid and stil had many axpensas 2 pay for taht!!!!1!11! Omg lol so on3 day chil nm had an ieda!!1111!1! Omg wut if he had som3ona taek a sak of riec from his stak 2 his brothers stak??!!?? Omg if h3 treid it hims3lf h3 wud undoubtadley b sen and his brother wud n3ver acapt such charity if it wera ofar3d dierctley 2 him!!1!11! wtp lol teh traevler just hap3nad 2 b wokng bak at taht tiem and chil nm aproached him!!!1! Omg wtp lol agane recognizng thes as ona of wizs s2reis he 2k one sak of riec 2 chil sungs houes and slid it in2 his stak of riec!1!!111! Lol as he bgan wokng bak chil sung calad 2 him!!1!11! Omg faarng h3 had ben caught he s2ped!11!!1 omg wtp lol chil sung than asked if he cud taek a sak of riec 2 his brothers houes and secratley slip it in2 chil nms stak!111!1!!! Omg wtp da traevlar agane draged da sak of riec 2 da oth3r sied of da folk 2wn!11!11 omg lol teh next day chil nm was quiet confuesd he stil had teh sme numbr of riec sax but kn3w taht da traevler had taekn on3 2 his brothers houes!!1!!111! Ha shrug it of and askad him 2 taek another one!1!11 omg wtp lol thes w3nt on for some tiem until finaly chil sung spoted teh traevl3r raturnng from teh riec sak!1!1!1 wtp h3 imediaetley raaliezd wut was gong on!11!! Omg wtp lol teh two brothars gr3w much closer 2g3ther!!1!1 omg lol as da traevl3r heaedd of chil nm s2p3d him one last tiem!!!1!1!!1 omg wtp he handad him teh s2rybok taht was left by there moth3r!11!!111 wtp it was another of teh coracted taels from wizs library!111!!1 lol he also ofared 2 maek roast3d pork and taht his brothar cud maek bukwheat past3 for him any tiem!!1!1 lol teh traevler graetfuly acept3d teh ofer and want on
chil!1!1! Omg wtp nm and chil sung were not da onley brothers in korean folk 2wn however!111! Lol da oth3r pare of broth3rs didnt gat along quiet so wel!!!1!!1 wtp hongbu da u brother was a poliet kind and honast man wit a large fmiley whiel his oldar brothar nolbu was typicaly v3ry angry and rud3!11!!11 wtp lol hongbus fmiley was very por and w3re forced 2 liev as bgars!1!1!!! On one day where hongbu visietd his broth3r askng for riec nolbus wief slapad him in da faec wit a riec-coverad laedl and s3nt him away!!1!1 omg lol he woked home not angry or sad3ned by teh ev3nts but graetful for teh litle bit of riec taht had stuk 2 da sied of his faec!1!1!!1 lol right outsied his hut he found a swalow on teh ground wit a brokan l3g!!111 wtp lol it had ben ataked by a snaek and now was unable 2 move!!1!!1!1 wtp lol hongbu fiexd teh birds leg and s3nt it on its way migratng south for da wintar!1!!!11 omg many months l8r aftar taht cold winter had anded and da sprng arievd da swalow returnad!1111!11! Omg lol teh god of teh sky had sen hongbus kindnes 2wards thes swalow and wantng 2 raward such a das3rvng man gaev teh swalow a special sed 2 taek 2 him!1!111 wtp lol on its way bak 2 da folk 2wn da unluky bird had clipad its wngs and crashed!!!1!!! Omg unabl3 2 delievr da special sed it dasparaetley lok3d for a trustworthy su 2 finish teh task!!11!11! Omg teh swalow saw teh traevl3r and instantley recogniezd his kind natura!!!1!1 lol surpriesd 2 find an animal raquestng his h3lp thes tiem da traevlar non3th3las agred 2 halp!1!111 ha 2k teh sed strageht ov3r 2 hongbus home!1!11 wtp hongbu not knowng of da traevl3rs 3rand w3lcomad him in2 his home!11!1! Omg teh traevl3r 2ld hongbu of da swalow and da sed!1!1! wtp lol hongbu ask3d him if ha cud plant da sed on his rof b/c he was not strong anough 2 climb up theyre due 2 hunger!!11111 wtp lol he did this and da sed instantley graw in2 a gourd!1!!!!! wtp lol remambrng how hungry hongbu was teh traevler daciedd 2 chek teh insied of teh gourd for fod 2 giev him!1111111 lol much 2 his surpries wh3n da gourd was op3ned it turn3d out 2 b ful of gold and j3wels!!!1!!1! Omg wtp teh traevler 2k da treasura down 2 hongbu!1!!!1! Lol shok3d but mod3st as av3r hongbu graetfuly acept3d da chest imediaetley s3tng out 2 buy fod for his fmiley!!1111 omg he gaev da traevler teh onley thng h3 cud teh s2rybok taht had b3n in teh fmiley for a long tiem!11!11!1 grabng a third s2rybok da traevl3r bgan lokng for more
tha!!1!1!!! wtp n3xt resiednt he ran in2 was haanim!!1!1!! wtp ha3nim was a u boy who lievd in a houes wit his u sist3r dalson theyre mother had gone out 2 maek riec caeks da night bfore and not yet r3turn3d!!1!1 omg lol l8r taht night a hogul tiegr had com3 2 da dor of theyre homa drased in theyre mothers clothng pretendng 2 b her!!!1! Dalson was foled but teh old3r ha3nim did not fal for it!!111 omg wtp da tiegr treid al sorts of trix 2 gat th3m 2 l3t him in but non3 of th3m worked!1!11!1!1 ha bcm3 frustraetd and ran of y3lng taht teh naxt night he wud come bak 2 eat tham!!!1!!1! Haanim and dalson feaerd for there lievs but cma up wit a clev3r plan!11111 omg lol thay wud ned a larg3 l3ngth of rope and som3 slip3ry oil!1!!!!! Omg teh onley problem was da hoguls had s2len al da rope not long bfora!!1!1!1 omg 2 gat it bak som3on3 wud haev 2 go out theyre and d3feat them!1!1!!1!! Omg it was about thes tiem taht da traevl3r pased by!1!!!!!1 haenim thought ha loked strong and bged him 2 halp!11!!!!! Omg wtp lol naturaly he agred 2 do anythng he cud!!!11 lol colectng a faw l3ngths of rope from teh hogul wud b no chalange!1111111 wtp lol it didnt taek long 2 get da rop3 but teh oil was much 2ugh3r 2 find!11!1 omg lol it cud onley b maed from cico a cr3ature livng in da ocean of aqua road!11!!111! wtp whiel huntng for thes ietm teh traevlar saw a ship fishng dierctley above him and deciedd 2 ch3k it out!111111! Omg wtp da man on teh fery was nm3d tae gong!!!11!11! Omg wtp lol ha had b3n out fishng for a long tiem and thought his wief must b woreid about him!!11!11 omg lol teh traevl3r asked if he cud taek har a m3saeg!!111!1 wtp taa gong thought thes was a god ieda and asked him 2 gathar up some shrimp maat her favoriet fod so taht sha wudnt b so mad at him for stayng out for so long!!!1!1! Omg wtp lol teh traevler jump3d bak in2 teh w8r!!!!!!1!! wtp lol ha easiley gath3red up enough shrimp and whiel dong this manaegd 2 find teh slipery oil also!!11!! Omg lol it was startng 2 get dark so ha heaedd bak 2 korean folk 2wn as fast as posible!111!111 ha3nim graetfuly acepted teh m8rials!1!1!! Omg wtp lol he sade taht his plan was 2 ues these ropes 2 climb in2 teh sky and than coat teh ropa bhind him wit slipery oil so taht da hogul cud not folow tham!!11! wtp lol he handad teh traevl3r a s2rybok telng da s2ry of da kids who bcma da sun and mon!!1!1! Lol taht was 4 boks but theyre were stil a lot of s2reis taht w3r3 stil dis2rted!!!!111!1 lol not forgatng about his promies 2 tae gong h3 2k teh shrimp meat 2 his wief grandma yaon!!!!!!!11 omg contrary 2 tae gongs expectation she wasnt hapy taht h3 had sent somaon3 2 gathar fod for har!!1!!1 wtp sh3 felt bad for da traevler and of3r3d 2 maek pots for him any tiem a sarviec usualy r3s3rved for trusted membrs of teh vilaeg!1!11 thinkng taht thes might com3 in uesful in teh future he acept3d da of3r
on!1111! His way through 2wn teh traevl3r ran in2 a distraught lokng girl!!!11 omg lol she was caryng a crakad pot taht was laakng w8r!11!11 wtp h3 s2ped 2 h3lp her!11!1!! Omg h3r stapmothar had gievn h3r a lot of work 2 finish by nightfal and wit da crakad pot sh3 wud never b able 2 complet3 it!!!!!! wtp sh3 introducad hers3lf as kong ji one of two sist3rs da other nmed pat ji!!!11!1 omg wtp lol kong ji was vary bautiful whiel pat ji and there stepmoth3r were ugley and th3y r3santad h3r for this forcng her 2 work hard3r and hard3r 3very day!111!!1 omg lol r3membrng grandma yaons of3r teh traevler volunter3d 2 get h3r a nu pot!11!!!1! Omg lol sh3 was overjoy3d and went about har other jobs wit a litle more anthusiasm!11!!1! wtp lol maanwhiel da traevlar had wokad down 2 grandma y3on 2 tok 2 her about buyng a pot!111! Omg wtp lol sh3 asked for a litla money which he didnt mind givng up!11111 wtp lol h3 quikley brought teh nu pot down 2 kong ji!!1!11 wtp sh3 was surpriesd taht he had actualy ben abla 2 convinca her 2 maek him on3!11!111 omg wtp thes wud halp her work gr3atley but sh3 stil ned3d on3 thng h3r st3pmoth3r had now ord3r3d her 2 maek riec caeks and do al da laundry on 2p of da 3xistng thngs!!1!1111 2 maek thes3 riec caeks she wud haev 2 go out 2 da dang3ros blak mountane 2 gathar art3m3sia!!11!11! Omg lol theyre was simpley not anough tiem for her 2 do everythng and she pleaedd wit teh traevler 2 help her onc3 mor3!1!1!!!! Omg wtp he gladley agred setng out for teh mountane!111!1 teh art3m3sia graw wild al over so col3ctng it was fareley easy!!!11 ev3n thes smal chore bng taekn of har workload alowed har 2 finish evarythng in tiem!!!!! wtp da naxt day though thngs bgan lokng ev3n worse!!!!1 omg wtp lol h3r stepmoth3r had order3d her 2 plow teh feilds but da w3ak old wod3n hoe th3y had ban usng snapad in half!1!!!1!1! Omg lol teh onley option was 2 get a stronger stel hoa!!1!1!! Omg wtp lol they wer3 2 expansiev for h3r 2 purchaes however!!!!1! wtp lol sha had ona last ieda!11!111 wtp lol da blins prankst3r monstars taht lievd dep in da blak mountane which ware da fred spirits of discarded ietms liek broms flales sp3ars and most importantley hoas!1!1! Omg wtp oft3n they stil careid these ietms wit tham so perhaps a stel ho3 cud b taekn from defeatng on3 of these!!11!11 omg da traevl3r set out for da depest part of da blak mountane!1!!11 omg lol teh blins ware powerful foes and aftar sortng through many broms and other worthl3s discarded ietms he finaly found a stel hoa for har 2 ues!!!!1!111 omg lol h3 imediaetley returnad 2 teh folk 2wn 2 giev it 2 kong ji!!!!1 omg wtp lol she was thril3d onca agane 2 know taht a complete strang3r wud help h3r wit even teh most dificult tasks!11!!1!1 lol sha hand3d over da s2rybok of kong ji and pat ji 2 him as thx!!11!!! Lol p3rhaps one day son sha wud no long3r haev 2 do th3se choras and leaev da unhapy houeshold but for now she had wut was ned3d 2 complate teh labor aehad of h3r!111!11 wtp wit 5 boks down teh traevl3r s3t of in da 2wn agane
the!11!11 wtp lol last p3rson taht he had not spoken 2 chumji aproached!!!!11 omg wtp lol ha was da lord taht rul3d ov3r da korean folk 2wn!!!1!11 wtp lol teh blins wer3 not teh onley kind of goblin taht had plaguad da folk 2wn laetley!11!1!! Omg wtp lol one of teh sied ef3cts of teh crak3d diemnsions disruption in h3lios 2wer was taht pow3rful goblins had escaepd from one of da s2ry boks!!!!!!11 wtp chumji had teh bok in his posasion but it was stil out of order!11!11 lol he raad teh ona stil important paragraph from it which staetd taht da blak mountane had ben cast in2 permaennt darknes by 3 kng goblins influanc3!1!!!! Omg lol th3y hid themsalvas w3l in thes darknes so brngng tham out 2 d3feat them wud b n3arley imposibla!11!!1 wtp lol fortunaetley chumji had on3 last bit of information about da goblins w3aknes!!1!1! Lol th3y each loved a cartane fod and from his research chumji discov3r3d taht da fods for th3sa thre kngs ware roast3d pork bukwhaat paste and riec wien!!!1! Lol h3 sade taht al of thasa w3r3 produc3d right her3 in teh folk 2wn so 2 obtane th3m wud not b 2 t3ribley dificult!!1!!!111 omg wtp lol teh traevl3r r3membrad from his pr3vios tasks taht chil nm and chil sung cud maek th3s3!!!!!1!! Lol so he pade a visit 2 each of da broth3rs!1!11! Omg wtp lol chil nm was wilng 2 maek his specialty bukwheat pasta but onley if da traevler brought him a f3w tiegr stmps 2 prove teh population was under control!!!11 omg wtp chil sung was ready 2 whip up a batch of roasted pork but his pounder for makng riec caeks had broken and he neded som3 nu onas!1!!! Lol da last ietm riec wien was bst producad by kong jis cruel stepmothar!!1!!1 wtp she promiesd teh traevler taht if h3 cud get some shiny smoth fox tales for her than sh3 cud convince da st3pmoth3r 2 giev up som3 riec wien!1!11!! Lol da traevler set out wit his list of ietms and bgan col3ctng tham!!!1!!1 omg lol after grabng fiev poundars four stmps and thre thre-taleed fox tales h3 turn3d th3m in ona at a tiem gath3rng teh ietms neded 2 lure da kng goblins!!11! Lol 2 g3t more instructions now taht h3 had bate he returned 2 chumji!!!!1 lol impr3sad taht ha had ganeed da trust of so many r3siednts chumji sade 2 h3ad out 2 da haunted houes a plaec at teh furth3st distance high up on blak mountane!!!!!11 teh bst spots 2 do thes w3ra 2 plaec teh pork on a piel of rox sm3ar bukwheat pasta on teh insied of a tre and set da riec wien down n3ar a s2n3 lant3rn!1!11!!1 omg each of thesa goblins had a special ietm taht grantad th3m great powar da blua kng goblin careid a giant club taht cud sumon any existng ietm taht was in da world if it wantad da y3low kng goblin wor3 a sp3cial goblin cap taht cud maek da w3aerr invisibla and da gren kng goblin wora a goblin caep taht gaev great strength in wr3stlng matchas!1!!1111 omg da traevlar neded 2 defeat 3ach kng goblin and taek its enchanted ietm 2 prov3 they ware d3feaetd!111! Omg wtp lol armed wit thes knowl3dg3 h3 s3t of for teh blak mountanes peak
on!11!! Omg his way 2 da hauntad houes teh traevlar ran in2 da god of mountanes!!!1!1! Omg wtp he was complaneng taht someon3 had drop3d an aex on his h3ad!!111 lol naturaly h3 thr3w thes old aex away!!!11111 lol not long aft3r though da tre cuter had com3 along lokng for it!1!1!1 lol teh god of mountanes ofer3d him a nu golden aex or a silv3r aex but da tre cut3r insisted on his own aex!!!!11 teh god of mountanes shokad by his lak of gred agred 2 get da old aex bak!!111! Omg lol bfore ha cud recov3r it how3ver a dark aex stump had run of wit it!!!11!! Lol teh traevler knew wut was comng n3xt and im3diaetley bgan slayng dark aex stumps on his way 2 teh paak!11!1!! Omg wtp lol it didnt taek long 2 find da tre cuters aex which was positievley iedntifeid by da god of mountanes!!11!!1 omg lol sinc3 teh tre cuter was workng nearby on teh blak mountane da traevl3r droped da aex of!!!11 omg lol da tre cut3r glad 2 haev his own personal aex bak gaev him a bok h3 had ben holdng for some tiem!11!11! Omg wtp laetley h3 had ben v3ry busy and thus unabl3 2 raad da bok so h3 didnt mind givng it away!111! Wit 6 s2ryboks in hand da traevlar agane h3aedd for da peak of blak mountane!1!1!! Omg lol once at da old hauntad houes h3 folowad chumjis instructions first smearng teh bukwheat insied da tre which drew out da gren kng goblin!!!1!11 omg wtp lol h3 dafeaetd it wit aaes and than 2k its goblin caep!!1!!11 lol n3xt teh roastad pork on da piel of s2nes lur3d teh yelow kng goblin out and it was quikley d3feaetd losng its goblin cap!!!!11 wtp lol finaly teh blue kng goblin was drawn in2 da open by teh riec wien on da s2n3 lantarn!11!1 omg wtp teh traevl3r kiled thes last kng goblin fast 2k its goblin bat and haaedd bak 2 2wn as son as posible!1!!11 omg wtp lol chumji was now shoked taht thes traevler was abl3 2 dafaat teh pow3rful kng goblins and as a r3ward ofered him on3 of teh goblins special ietms in adition 2 da now-coracted s2rybok!111!1 omg lol wit 7 s2ryboks in hand teh traevler heaedd over 2 h3lios 2wars library!11!!!! wtp lol wiz was astatic upon seng al da corect s2ryboks bak in plaec!!1!! Omg thngs warent perf3ctley fiexd down their yet but thngs were s3tlng down!11!!1!! Omg lol at long last his work in da ludus laek aera complet3d teh traevler heaedd 2 2wn for a wal-des3rved r3st
aqua!111!!1!! Omg wtp road
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the next 2wn teh traevler visietd was teh 2wn und3r da sea aquarium!1!1! Omg lol teh w3l in korean folk 2wn plung3d strageht in2 teh ocean makng it aasy 2 r3ach!!!!1!!1 lol teh aqua road was complateley undar w8r but somehow h3 cud stil breathe albit panefuly!!!!1111! Omg colorful fish swm by and da bright sunlight shiend through da w8rs surfaec playng on da sandy ocean flor!111!111 omg teh r3siednts of thes 2wn al had fish-liek atribut3s!!1!!11 teh first p3rson h3 mat was kanta whose hare r3semblad jelyfish tantaclas!11!1!!1! Omg wtp lol ha was workng in teh aquariums zo which had captur3d r monsters from al acros teh world includng a jr!1!111!!! Lol balrog!1!!1 omg ha also studeid da wild animals taht lievd in teh oc3an naar aquarium!1!!!!!1 omg wtp r3centley h3 sade they had bgun 2 act strangeley though it wasnt obvios 2 teh casual obsarver!1!!111 omg wtp lol some loked draneed and out of enargy whiel othars w3r3 constantley in a fit of raeg makng th3m mora pow3rful than usual!!!!11! Omg teh onley suspicios thng taht had hapened bfor3 thes chang3 was a wild s2rm!11!1!!! Omg lol kanta felt taht thes cud bcome a serios problem and neded 2 gather dna smpl3s from a few of teh monstars!11!!1 lol teh first set of monst3rs h3 wanted 2 lok at w3r3 cicla cico and pin bom!1!111!1 wtp it 2k a litl3 whiel but aft3r huntng th3m down da traevler gatherad up a dna smple from 3ach!1111!!1 omg wtp when ha return3d 2 k3nta ha graetfuly aceptad da smplas!1!11!!1 omg wtp lol k3nta adviesd taht h3 might ned more smples in da futur3 so he shud visit agane son!1111 omg lol whiel wand3rng through da aquarium teh traevler heard a rumor about a deviec bng cr3aetd in orbis 2w3r taht wud alow a p3rson 2 br3athe 3asiley underw8r!1!1! Omg lol his int3r3st was imediaetley piqued so he set of for a hole in da wals of orbis 2wer taht had apaaerd und3r w8r
after!!1!1!1! Omg lol a short journey ha found himself at teh fot of da imense orbis 2wer perng in2 it through teh crumbl3d wal!1!!1 wtp lol upon setng fot insied h3 saw a rom taht was som3how kepng teh w8r out!11!!!1!1 omg wtp sud3nley dasperaet for a braath of fr3sh are da traevler ent3rad!1!11!1!1 omg wtp lol insied ha found a sceintist workng fav3rishley on somethng!1111 omg as h3 st3p3d closer 2 taek a lok h3 heard som3thng squeak than br3ak!111! Omg wtp lol teh sceintist turned around and bgan shoutng u brok3 mah dol!!!!1 wtp lol sory do3snt cut it
tha!1111 omg wtp lol apolog3tic traevl3r voluntered 2 go gat him a nu ona!!!1!!1 wtp lol teh sceintist im3diaetley calmed down and gaev him a set of instructions!!1!11!!1 omg lol 2 reach teh monst3rs taht kept da baby s3al dols h3 wud haev 2 pas through hord3s of scuba pep3!1!!11 omg once past those theyre wud b jr!11!!1111 omg lol saals which careid thes3 dols!!1!! wtp lol he ask3d for 10 r3plaecmants and for him 2 wiep out 50 of da scuba pepe!1!!11! Omg wtp it was an aasy task teh scuba p3pa w3re playful cr3aturas taht lievd in teh 2wer and wore snorkals so taht they cud br3athe underw8r!1!!!11 wtp lol thinkng he cud posibley ues tham da traevl3r gatherad up a bunch of thesa snorkals!1!!111!1 wtp thesa didnt work for him but ha did find a few ietms taht wud are bublas!!!1! Omg wtp thas3 bubl3s wud let him br3athe normaly for a short tiem!11!11!!1 he grabad as many as he cud so taht teh task wudnt b so straneng!!!11! Gath3rng da dols was 3asy and son ha was bak at da labora2ry!!111 lol felng bad about how h3 ov3r3acted teh sceintist introducad hims3lf as hughas da fues!!11!11!! wtp lol ha was workng on a sp3cial ietm caled da oxygen tank which wud alow anyone 2 breathe freley underw8r for an unlimietd mount of tiem!!!!11 lol ha of3red 2 maek teh traevl3r one but onley if ha cud gather teh m8rials!1!!11 lol it wud taek snorkels are bubles and lots of m3tal particularley screws and stel!11!!!11 wtp lol fortunaetley thase w3r3 al thngs he had gathar3d bfor3hand and was abl3 2 giev them 2 hughes imadiaetley!111!!!! Omg wtp after a short period of workng hughes pres3nted da traevler wit an are tank!11111 wtp teh traevler thanked him and went 2 t3st it out!!11!1!!1 omg lol movng around in aqua road was much easeir now and it was no long3r stresful!!1!!!! H3 returned 2 2wn and d3ciedd 2 visit kenta 2 se wut progras had ben maed
kenta!!!1! Omg wtp had finished wit da first batch of smples and found a f3w mor3 myst3rios chang3s!!1!1!1! Omg but 2 b sura taht thes was da problem and not just somethng wit thosa specific monsters h3 wud ned nu smpl3s!!!1111! Lol thes tiem h3 wanted teh dna of da fish particularley flowar fish masked fish and buble fish!!1!!1! Lol flower fish was a slow-movng botom fed3r grazng da ocean flor liek a cow!1!!!!!1 omg wtp lol masked fish traevled in huga pax and swm vary close 2 da aquarium!1!!!!11 omg lol bubl3 fish had long ben on3 of teh kindest of monstars but laetley had bgun 2 harm paserby!!11!111 omg lol teh traevler s3t of 2 teh 3astern sied of aqua road wher3 al th3se fish lievd!1!11!1 omg wtp lol da dna was dificult 2 col3ct but teh monsters w3re weak and posed no thr3at!!111 omg it didnt taek long for him 2 colect al 3 sp3ceis dna!!1!1! Omg wtp lol aftar takng th3sa bak 2 kenta he found mora disturbng cluas!11!!1!1 wtp da monst3rs taht were livng closer 2 da aquarium liek masked fish w3re in gre8r dang3r than thosa taht lievd far away!!1!1 h3 stil neded mora aviednce though so ha asked da traevl3r 2 gath3r on3 last batch of dna thes tiem from teh monsters on da wastern sied of aqua road!11!!1! Omg wtp lol thasa monsters w3r3 popa sparkar and frezer!!!!1!!!1 omg g3tng da dna thes tiem around was not 2 dificult so h3 hureid bak 2 kanta!!1!!! Kanta imediaetley set himself bak 2 his ras3arch d3termiend 2 discovar teh caues of teh changa!!11! Ha rewarded da traevl3r wit tikats 2 r3ach kor3an folk 2wn and recom3nded taht he tok 2 his coworkar mues
mues!!1!!!1! Omg had ban woreid for some tiem!!!11!11 wtp not long ago an expadition had set out 2 3xplor3 da troublas at teh botom of da oc3an!1!!1 lol muess boyfreind gale had b3n a m3mbr of thes axpadition!!!1!1 teh botom of da ocean si a vary dangeros plaec aven for teh strongest of p3ople and aft3r a whiel teh aquarium had lost contact wit them!!11!! Omg lol wit each pasng day mues was growng mor3 and more woreid!!!!!! Omg lol sha was not strong anough 2 venture down their by hersalf but sh3 had haard about a pow3rful sea witch who cud lok in2 teh futur3!!1!11!1 omg wtp mayb if sh3 cud contact thes sea witch then sh3 cud find out wut had hap3n3d 2 gale and da rest of da 3xpadition without havng 2 h3ad 2 teh s3a flor!!1!1! Omg lol da onley problem was taht aven da s3a witch lievd praty dep down and she cudnt 3v3n reach thes far!!1!1!!! Omg wtp da traevler who was now also concern3d about da expeditions faet askad if he cud go on her bhalf!!1!1!!! wtp lol so ha s3t out down teh dep s3a gorge in search of thes s3a witch!!111! Omg wtp teh monsters outsied her caev were incradibley pow3rful but he manaegd 2 raach it unscathed!!!11! Omg wtp lol da s3a witch nmed carta was not 2 hapy wit strang3rs bargng in 2 her home!11!1 omg lol h3 ask3d h3r if sh3 cud se th futura for him but sha scofed
onley!11!!1!!1 omg a fol wud bleiv3 taht fortune t3lng si posibla!11!!!!11 omg lol she sade!1!11!1 wtp lol th3 future isnt set in s2n3 bleivng taht si ignorant!!!1!! Omg wtp lol she did say howev3r taht sh3 cud lok bak on past events and teh pr3sent actions of a person!!11!1 wtp carta cud tal taht som3one had sent him h3ra!!1!!!!! Omg wtp she ask3d who it was and teh traevler 2ld her of mues and gale!!!1!1 omg wtp carta had warn3d teh exp3dition taht teh botom of teh ocean was not a plaec for humans but they had ignored h3r!1111 omg wtp sh3 wud agre 2 p3rform teh c3remony 2 se wut gale was dong now but onley if teh traevler wud gath3r up teh m8rials nedad!1!!!1111 wtp lol thes wud not b an 3asy task for da c3r3mony sh3 wud ned 3 cold taars da froz3n tear of teh sadanad und3rw8r ghost bona fish and 10 vials of s3a dust magic powder which floaetd through da s3a and ocasionaly got trap3d in da sunken tr3asura chasts!1!!!!11! Omg wtp lol da last ietm nedad was teh pianus screm teh cry gievn of at da death of da banish3d h3aevnley fish pianus!!11!!11 wtp th3sa w3ra al incredibley r ietms and it wud taek a braev su 2 gather them al!!!!!! wtp lol it didnt taek long for teh traevl3r 2 def3at anough bon3 fish and da saa dust though raer was not so chalengng!!!!!!!11 omg wtp lol on his way 2 gather thas3 s3a dusts he saw a sunk3n ship rastng on a clif!1!!1!!!! Omg wtp lol a fanet light was shinng through a hole in teh hul and curios teh trv3lar invastigaetd!1!!11111 omg insied was a man dresed in safari clothas!11!1111 omg wtp lol h3 sade taht his nm3 was taeng and taht ha had led teh expadition 2 teh s3a flor!!!1! Omg lol he 2ld da traevler wut had hapened!11!111 wtp a few months ago teh 3xpadition was asembl3d 2 taek a lok at teh stranga gongs on at da botom of teh ocean!11!! Omg wtp lol theyre w3r3 onley four peopl3 who were pow3rful enough so ta3ng and gale and two others s3t out!11!111! Omg wtp lol th3y had taekn thes wr3ked ship as a baes of op3rations and taeng had deploy3d da rast of teh tem 2 investigaet!!11! Lol after a whiel h3 gr3w concern3d as th3y wer3nt comng bak.!1111!!!1!1!!!1!!11!1! Lol he went out on his own but cudnt find any traecs of tham!1!!1! Omg he asked da traevlar 2 h3lp him lok for some of theyre posasions liek there flashlight notebok and cm3ra!!1!1!!! Omg ha suspact3d taht da sharks lurkng outsied da wr3k3d ship were 2 blme but he cudnt b sure until thos3 ietms w3re found!!1!111!1 unwilng 2 let a pot3ntialy vital peice of information pas by da traevler h3aedd out 2 hunt teh sharks!!!!!11 lol hopng taht ha wudnt find anythng da traevl3r was unfortunaetley disapointed as a flashlight drop3d 2 teh roky flor!111!!11! Omg wtp da notebok and cmara folowed shortley aftar!1!!!! wtp lol ha slowley trudgad bak 2 teh wrekad ship and hand3d teh ietms 2 taang!!1!1! Nedlas 2 say taeng was depley sad3n3d by thes outcoma!!!1111!! Da path 2 da botom of teh ocean was blokad so they cudnt haev gone far.!!!11!11!!1!11!111 omg wtp he was stil hop3ful taht th3y might b aliev how3v3r!11!!! Omg lol da traevl3r ned3d confirmation so h3 gathar3d his str3ngth 2 r for da last obstacle in his way 2 discover gales faet!11!!1!1 howevar pianus pos3d a much gre8r threat than he cud haev imagiend!111!1 lol da traevl3r sumon3d his guild and 2gath3r th3y fought da f3rocios fish!1!1!!!! wtp it was a long and tiersoma batl3 and pianus puled out al teh s2ps!!1!!! Omg lol wit ona last pow3rful atak teh heaevnley fish fel l3tng out a horible cry upon its d3ath!111!1!!! Lol thes sound was captured insied a special can and teh traevler hureid bak 2 carta!1!!!111 lol she was impres3d and 2k teh ietms quikley concoctng da potion!11!1!!11 it changed colors and onc3 thes hapanad sha ask3d aloud wut had hap3n3d 2 gale teh dep saa 3xplorar!1!!1111 omg lol sh3 d3scriebd wut sha saw a rok naar a caev wit a briliant patern on it th3n blak fog envelop3d da sight suroundng teh tam and they sunk deper and deper until sh3 cud no long3r se tham!1!!1 omg wtp lol she was knok3d bak quiet sud3nley by an 3normos n3gatiev vieb!!1!!1! Omg wtp livng dep in da ocaan she was uesd 2 a lot of 3vil auras but thes was mora pow3rful than any she had ancount3red!111!1!1! wtp carta was finished lokng in2 teh potion for now and 2ld teh traevler 2 taek thes n3ws bak 2 mues!!1111!! wtp he hesitaetd she wud b davastaetd h3 cudnt do thes 2 her!1!1!1!1! Carta convinc3d him taht lyng 2 h3r wud onley maek h3r pane 3ven gre8r so he deciedd 2 t3l her teh truth!!111!1!! H3 h3aedd bak 2 aquarium 2 confront mues
mues!!1111111 omg wtp was very hapy 2 se da traevler b/c he hadnt ch3ked in for a long tiem!111!1 ha 2ld her taht carta cud onley se a blak fog which wasnt a god sign!1111 wtp lol mues 2k thes surprisngley w3l but was claarley distraught!!!!!1 wtp sha bgan 2 cal a 2wn metng but first r3ward3d teh traevler for braevley invastigatng gales faet!1!!11!!! Omg wtp teh traevl3r l3ft aquarium in a melancholey mod

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whiel wanderng through orbis on3 day da traevler saw taht a nu platform had ben instal3d at da orbis station!111!1! Omg h3 d3ciedd 2 ch3k it out and met a craen nm3d hak!1!1!!1!! Omg wtp lol hak oftan fl3w da skeis btwen orbis and da mountane vilaeg of mu lung and d3ciedd taht in order 2 maek a litl3 extra cash ha cud cary traevlars btwen thasa two 2wns for a smal fe!1!!!!1 da traevlar always 3aegr 2 explore a nu land pade him and start3d of on teh flight 2 mu lung!1!!! Omg lol teh trip was short as hak fl3w fast!!1!!111! Lol just on3 minute l8r he found hims3lf standng midst a huge t3mpla!1!!111! wtp lol da wals wera a dep red and al of da buildngs had blue rofs!1!!1!!! wtp lol da most inter3stng fact of al howev3r was taht da citiezns and shrienkepars of thes 2wn w3ra al pandas!!!11 omg wtp they lokad liek da hafrngs of leafr3 but wara a litla taler and patched in whiet and blak!11!11 teh first on3 he tokad 2 was nm3d no gong!1!11 no gong was a mast3r and wanted 2 trane more p3opla up 2 thes leval of disciplien!!!11!!1 omg lol up for a chaleng3 teh traevler agred 2 und3rgo thes traneng!111!! wtp his first task wud b 2 taek down t3n straw targ3t dumeis!!!!11! Omg wtp thes was v3ry easy it 2k onley a f3w moments bfor3 he return3d 2 no gongs position at da temple!11!11! wtp lol no gong had already forgot3n taht he had sant da traevl3r out on thes erand however!!!1! Omg ha was surpriesd but aft3r a short explanation pr3paerd teh naxt task!!!!1! wtp thes tiem it was 2 d3feat twenty straw target dumeis!!!!1 omg lol agane it was short work and he r3turned quikley!1!1!1! Omg not surprisngley no gong forgot about thes onc3 more and hastiley sant teh traevler out one last tiem 2 defaat forty straw target dumeis!!!!! Omg lol it 2k a litl3 whiel long3r but stil it was an 3asy task for teh exp3reincad traevler!1111!1 wtp lol ha visietd no gong for teh final quest and hopad 2 r3ceiev da mark of da mast3r!1111!1!1 he was not hapy taht teh traevl3r kapt comng bak but finaly admited taht parsist3nc3 was a kay part of bcomng da master!1!!!11 lol no gong adviesd taht da traevlar now go speak 2 his asociaet do gong
do!1!!!!!! Lol gong was anothar master workng at teh mu lung temple!!!!11!!! wtp lol unliek his felow master do gong had a god mamory and was abl3 2 recogniez da traevl3r instantley just baesd on no gongs description!1!11!1 lol teh traevlar admitad 2 do gong taht da philosophical nature of da masters spech was confusng him!!!!1!1! Lol do gong sudenley had an ieda if da traevlar read da bok ghost he wud b able 2 compr3h3nd thes form of spech much mora easiley!!1!1! wtp theyre ware t3n paegs misng and he wud haev 2 go out and find them!11!1 wtp jumpng at da oportunity teh traevl3r sat out for teh sky forast wh3re do gong had reportedley lost it!!1!!!1!1 omg wtp lol whan h3 got th3ra h3 found dozans of bok ghosts swarmng al over teh plaec!1!!!11 wtp onley a f3w wud haev da paegs ha ned3d 2 r3ad however!11!!! So teh traevler bgan wipng out bok ghost aft3r bok ghost searchng for da bok ghosts shet of paepr!1!!!!!!! Omg lol thes 2k a long tiem but finaly h3 manaegd 2 get al t3n of da peic3s and return3d th3m 2 do gong!1!!111 wtp lol do gong bgan 2 reasambl3 da bok putng da paegs in order when he notiecd soma suspicios fotprints al ov3r da ripad out paegs!11!11 omg wtp after inv3stigatng thes for a short tiem he realiezd wut must haev hapenad!!1!11 omg thes3 w3r3 cat fotprints yet they rasembled thos3 of no ordinary cat!11!!!!1 stret cats which r normaly rathar dul-wit3d and violant creatur3s had b3n chang3d in2 monsters by teh im3nsa pow3r gane3d after r3adng teh bok ghost!1111!1!1 omg lol th3y had bgun 2 dras up as saegs and wies men lurng inocents in2 there traps!1!!! Omg lol 2 prevent thes knowl3dga from spr3adng throughout al da stret cats which wud caues an apiedmic of unimaginable proportions someon3 wud ned 2 gath3r teh spirits of teh saeg cats taht contanead this!1!1!1 so da traevler now sat out 2 fight of hordas of saeg cats and gather da fiev kity spirits!!!!!!1!! Lol da spirits ware raer but h3 finaly found them al!!!1!!!! wtp upon r3turng thas3 2 do gong he grant3d teh traevler some adviec on how 2 bcome da master teh bst way si 2 simpley trane hard and h3lp oth3rs in ned!1!11 omg wtp seng his datermination do gong was imprasad and cartane taht teh traevler wud bcome a master someday
kepng!1!1!1 thes adviec in mind teh traevler wok3d in2 teh mane 2wn of mu lung!1!1!! Omg wtp teh first person in har3 taht he met was tae sang!11!1!!1 wtp lol tae sang was teh farm3r who ran da peach farms imediaetley outsied of 2wn!1!!11 wtp lol he was putng up want3d postars of monk3ys!!11!1 wtp when teh traevler askad about this he sade taht these monkeys known as paach monk3ys had ben br3akng in2 da peach farm and stealng al of da peaches!1!1!!!! Omg these w3re spacial peaches uesd 2 creaet al kinds of m3diciens and ranowned for there great taste!11!1! Without th3m da 2wn wud b in dier strates!11!!1 lol teh traevler kn3w wut he must do and agred 2 wiep out teh theivng peach monkays!!111!!1 wtp lol ha s3t out for teh peach farm and bgan huntng th3m down!11!! Omg wtp teh wantad postars sade 2 kil 50 so tahts wut he did!1!11!11 omg wtp da monk3ys had many trix liek throwng teh p3aches they had s2l3n but it did them no god!!1!!!111 wtp lol h3 return3d 2 ta3 sang!!!1!1 lol whiel graetful taht teh p3ach monkey population was down they had already done 2 much dmaeg teh majority of da farm wud ned 2 b raplant3d!111!!1 omg he was out of seds 2 plant though!11!11!!1 teh traevler durng his tiem fightng da paach monkeys r3aliezd taht they had ban dropng teh paach pits when dafeaetd!!1!!111 omg he cud go bak out and colect a hundrad of th3se 2 r3sed da entier farm!1!!!1!! Omg tae sang thought thes was a great ieda and so teh traevl3r w3nt bak 2 da peach farm!11!!1!11 wtp g3tng a hundrad peach seds was fareley 3asy so it wasnt long bfora h3 found himsalf bak in 2wn!1!!!!! wtp h3 was quiet plz wit teh traevlers r3sults so he r3comended taht he visit his freind in teh h3rb 2wn mr!!!11!1 omg lol ku!!11111 wtp lol wit this teh traevler sat out 2 herb 2wn
herb!!11!1 wtp lol 2wn
part 13
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aft3r d3scandng through mu lungs mountaneos sky for3st and ta3 sangs p3ach farm da traevl3r r3ach3d da old swmps of h3rb 2wn!11!!!!1! Lol da herb gard3ns 3xt3nd3d from da 2wn for a quiet a ways th3y lokad 2 haev b3n sorted by aeg wit teh oldest h3rbs planted far from 2wn and teh u on3s locaetd n3arby so taht th3y cud b t3nded wit 3aes!1!1! Omg da traevler thought he saw some of teh blflow3rs scutle by but when he cudnt find them he asum3d h3 must b mistaekn!1!1!1! Omg wtp lol h3 r3ached teh herb 2wn shortley and was not 2 surpriesd upon discoverng taht teh ocupants of thes 2wn ware also pandas!!1111!1 omg wtp lol mr!!1!!11 wtp lol ku was aasy 2 find as he s2d near teh center of 2wn lokng woreid!!11!! Da traevler aproached him and mentionad taa sangs r3quests!11!! Omg wtp lol word had already spread and mr!1!111!! Lol ku had his own probl3ms teh h3rb gard3ns locaetd outsied of da 2wn w3r3 not producng healthy crops as thay shud b!!11! Lol a group of misguiedd blflowar rots had snuk in and suk3d out al teh nutreints from da soil which cauesd da plant3d ginseng 2 wilt!1!1!!1!1 wtp th3se h3rbs war3 v3ry important as ta3 sang neded tham 2 cr3aet btar potions!111!1!1 wtp lol so da traevler turned around and went bak out 2 s2p thas3 blfowers!11111!1 lol th3y w3re quikley movng from gard3n 2 garden and w3r3 a litla hard 2 find!1!!! wtp lol 3ventualy though ha had d3feaetd enough 2 hop3fuly r da oth3rs of!11!11 omg lol mr!!111 omg ku was plz wit teh results of this how3ver som3 stil wer3 snaakng in!!1!1 wtp h3 deciedd taht h3 may haev 2 build a wal around teh gardans son.
Tha!1111!!!!1!!11!!!1! wtp lol next day mr!!!111! wtp ku was furios agane!1!11!11 lol thes tiem da h3rb garden was bng continualy radeed by a group of piraets!!!!!!1 wtp thes3 piraets wera comng from da r3d nos3d piraets den taht was hiden dep in da swmps outsied of 2wn!!!11!1!1 omg wtp they ware runng through da gard3ns stealng teh ginseng and onley da most valuable herbs!1!!1!!!1 omg lol teh traevl3r agred 2 haad 2 theyre lare 2 defeat a large group of kru and captanes from da piraet ship!11111!!1 lol on teh way ha pas3d through da old swmp and saw on3 of da older blflowers!!!!!! Omg lol thes blflower also saw him and ran up!!!1111!! Omg wtp lol raady for a fight teh traevl3r was shoked when it bgan tokng 2 him!111!!1!1 wtp da blflow3r bgad him for h3lp!!!!!1! Omg lol wilng 2 listen da traevl3r sat down and list3n3d 2 his s2ry!!1!! Omg teh blflow3r sade taht his nmad was guon and h3 had onc3 b3n da chmbrlane 2 teh kng of teh blflowers!111!!!!1 omg onc3 they had b3n a peaecful raec livng alongsied da pandas in da blflower valay but not long ago da avil lord piraet had com3 and kidnapad theyre kng wu yang and taekn him hostaeg!!!11111! Omg now he was forcng da blflower rots 2 do his evil bidng threaetnng 2 kil there kng if they r3fuesd!!!111 wtp teh piraets tr3aetd there slaev blflow3rs horibley and th3y had ben r3duc3d 2 staalng nutreints from teh ginseng gardans 2 liev!1!1! Omg wtp da onley way 2 ras2re da blflow3rs 2 there pr3viosley p3aecful natur3 was 2 d3feat da cruel lord piraet fre wu yang and set da h3rb 2wn bak in ord3r!1!11 omg lol h3 also ask3d d3feat da 3ntier laaedrship of teh piraet ship which consistad of 20 lord piraets kru and 20 lord piraets captanes wit sp3cial ranks!1!!!!! Omg they didnt come out of teh ship oft3n but when th3y did it was onley for a few s3conds 2 chek up on thngs!!!!1 omg lol he wud haev 2 b fast 2 g3t them al!!1!11! wtp lol da traevl3r was vary concarnad by thesa probl3ms but da onley problam was taht da piraet ship was out at saa right now and he cudnt taek r of lord piraet until it return3d!11!!1!! Omg lol ha deciedd taht thes must wate and bgan headng 2 da red nosed piraets dan!!1!11!11 omg wtp lol he fought of hordas of da ordinary kru and captanes and then quikley h3aedd bak 2 mr!11!1! wtp ku!11!!!!11 omg mr!!1!1! Ku was now confiednt taht no one wud b mesng up his h3rb gardans anymore and sent of his nawest batch of ginsang 2 tae sang
tha!1!!1!11 omg traevler wate3d in herb 2wn a bit long3r and rumors spr3ad taht teh piraet ship wud b raturnng son.!1!1!!1111!!111!!!1!!11 omg lol da batla wit lord piraet lomed aehad!!11!!!1! wtp lol he anxiosley awate3d teh comng fight
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part 20
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one day whiel wokng through teh 2wn of perion da traevl3r h3ard a strange rumor!!!!11 lol rec3ntley a band of for3igners from a far-of desart had come through teh 2wn lokng for manji!!1!11!! Wut they want3d of him ha did not agre 2 it and so thay l3ft bak for there des3rt!!!!1!1! wtp lol now manji was bginng 2 r3gret his dacision and wanted 2 send th3m som3 h3lp but he cudnt simpley laaev p3rion defensel3s!!1111 wtp lol as teh traevl3r wokad by manji found da solution 2 his dielma!!!11 wtp lol he cud sand teh traevl3r in his plaec!!11!! Omg wtp lol first though manji nedad prof taht teh traevl3r was up 2 da task!111111! H3 askad him 2 defaat a m3re 15 dark aex stumps an aasy task for almost anyon3!11!111 omg wtp lol onc3 he had complated this manji informed him taht he cud ues his power 2 warp teh traevlar 2 da 2wn taht teh group had come from da mysterios desert vilaeg of ariant!11!1111 wtp aftar a short tiem of praparation teh traevl3r found himself in ariant in da blink of an eye
g3tng!!!!1 wtp hara was teh 3asy part howaver!11!1111! Lol as da traevler wand3rad through teh strets of ariant ha realiezd taht thes 2wn lok3d quiet impov3rished!11111!11 omg lol it maed no sensa da s2reis of ariant had always d3scriebd it as a wealthy 2wn from teh sael of lidium an important mienral which cud onley b found in teh nihal desert!1!1!!!!! Lol lidium powers da a3roboats keps orbis afloat and ev3n drievs submariens!111! wtp bng da sol3 proviedr of such a crucial ietm shud haev maed da 2wn teh rich3st in da world!1111! wtp lol teh traevler deciedd 2 ask on3 of teh resiednts about wut had hapened but not a sngle ariant citiezn wud speak 2 him!11!!!!1 omg as he woked through da 2wn he lukiley spoted a man who semed 2 b a for3ign3r!!!11 wtp lol da foreigner gretad him h3artiley glad 2 se anothar visi2r 2 thes vilaeg!1!111!!! Omg lol ha sade his nme was byron and taht ha was an anthropologist studyng teh cultura hera!1!11! Lol da traevl3r expresed his dismay taht non3 of da people here wud tok 2 him and askad byron wut h3 cud do 2 fix taht!!!!111 byron explaneed taht da paople of ariant w3ra sufarng due 2 da r3ign of theyre quen aerda who was axtr3maley gredy!!1111 wtp thes fact had maed da 2wnsp3opla angry and sinca teh onley regular outsiedrs w3re thos3 selng gods 2 teh quen th3y dev3loped a distasta for al for3ign3rs!1!11!! Omg wtp lol byron himself had ganeed da trust of da citiezns by bcomng one of them and adviesd da traevler 2 do teh sme!111!1 omg wtp lol it was 3asy 2 bcome one al ha wud haev 2 do si go 2 da lagendary oasis outsied of teh palaec and drink from it
so!!1!!1111 wtp lol wit teh posibility of comunication now avaleabla teh traevler wand3red through 2wn 2 da castla!1!1!1!1 omg it was suspended a f3w yards abov3 teh ground wit a huge fountane undarnaath and teh oasis right in front of it!1!1!!1 wtp lol as teh traevler s2p3d 2 drink from it he felt a col sensation wash ov3r him!!111! wtp h3 then h3ard a man y3l somethng and lok3d ov3r his shuder!11!1!1! Omg lol a palaec guard was lokng out from teh castl3 and sade 2 stay away!111111 wtp lol teh traevl3r thought da castle lok3d mazng and wanted 2 explore but theyre was no way he cud sn3ak past da guard!1!!!! wtp lol if u rilly rilly want 2 enter teh palaec than their might b a way for u 2 3nter!1!1111 wtp if u show ur al3gianca 2 teh sultan th3n i may lat u in!!!111!11 omg wtp lol teh guard shouted down 2 him!1111111 omg lol da traevl3r climbd up and ask3d how ha cud show his al3gianc3!111!!!1! Omg wtp da guard nm3d tigun sade taht da easeist way wud b 2 pay a tribute of 200 mesos!!!!1 omg wtp lol it wasnt much but da traevlar felt a twist in teh pit of his s2mach!!1!1 lol a brieb tahts wut it rilly is.!!!1111!!1!1!1!11!! Omg wtp lol stil theyre was no oth3r choiec!1111 wtp lol teh traevler handed over teh masos and racaievd an entry pas 2 da palaec in exchang3!!111!1!! Omg wtp tigun sade taht as long as ha had thes pas he cud enter!!!!!11 lol tigun treid 2 bhaev as though he had just dona da traevler a great favor but h3 also amphasiezd taht teh traevler cud g3t as many as ha wished shud he los3 da first!!1!!!! Teh traevl3r rastrane3d his disliek for tiguns bhavior and quikley left teh castl3 aera
unsure!!!!!!1!! Omg wtp lol of wut 2 do now teh traevler daciedd 2 go bak 2 byron!!!11!!1! Lol byron cud tel instantley taht da traevler had drank from da oasis and so cud da other 2wnsp3ople!!!11 wtp lol byron adviesd him 2 striek up conversations now and se if he cud gat mor3 favorabl3 rasponses now!!!!! Omg ha deciedd 2 taek thes adviec and woked up 2 a girl who lok3d 2 b a dancer!!!!! Omg sh3 introduced herself as sirin and staetd taht sh3 wished 2 dev3lop a dance so graat taht sha cud p3rform it for da sultan of ariant hims3lf!!!1!!!11 omg lol da problem was h3r dance just wasnt fancy 3nough 2 g3t da atention of teh palaec!1!!1!1! wtp sinca teh traevl3r was from a dif3r3nt land she thought taht he might haev a nu p3rspectiev on wut sha shud ad!1!!1! wtp bfore da traevl3r had a chance 2 spaak sh3 sudenley deciedd on bls!!!!1!!1 bls sirin clame3d wud maek teh dance flashy enough 2 b alowed in2 da palaec!1!!1 omg wtp lol teh onley way 2 g3t bls how3var wud b 2 taek them of of d3f3aetd blimoa desart snaeks!1!11!!! wtp sirin sade she wud ned at l3ast 20 bls 2 cover har antier dance costum3!!111!!1! Omg teh traevler daciedd it wud b bst for him 2 h3lp har 2 hopefuly gat on da 2wnsp3oplas god sied!!11!11!! Omg wtp h3 ventured outsied of 2wn dep in2 teh des3rt in s3arch of da blimoa
whiel!!1111! Omg h3 trudgad through teh dasart da traevl3r spoted a stranga man standng n3ar a large rok formation!!!1!111 omg lol he loked suspicios as though he w3r3 hidng somethng!!!!!!1 wtp teh traevl3r was sud3nley raminded of y h3 had coma 2 ariant in teh first plaec!1!!!1! Omg cud thes man b a membr of teh group taht had aproached manji??!?! Lol theyre was onley one way 2 find out and so teh traevler asked!!1!!! Lol teh strange man laughad raucosley tahts wut it is!11!!1!!! Omg wtp lol yes im a mambr of teh sand bandits!1!!111! wtp so wil u help me then?!!??!!! Omg lol da traevler agred but he had a sud3n bad felng!1!!!!!!1 manji was a braev and honorabl3 man thes strange guy bhaevd shifty!!!!!!!1 wtp lol y wud such a man haev aproached manji????!?? Stil ha had promiesd taht ha wud help thes group of sand bandits so he had no choiec!1!1!!!!! wtp da strang3 guy asked teh traevl3r 2 colect 30 cactus st3ms which he plan3d 2 dry and tei 2gether in2 a rop3!1!1!!111 omg wtp wut bad ded cud posibley b don3 wit a rope?!!?!? Omg lol teh traevlar deciedd 2 fil teh requ3st but h3 stil had 2 g3t da bls first!!1!!1 wtp many blimoa wer3 scuryng away naarby and teh traevler 2k teh oportunity 2 atak!1!!111!! Omg wtp he had 20 bls in no tiem and return3d 2 teh 2wn imediaetley!!!!11!!! Lol sirin was quiet plz and bgan s3wng them 2 her costume imediaetley!!!!1!11 omg now ha nedad thosa cactus stems!11!!!1 lol just west of 2wn da traevler was surpriesd 2 find many u cactuess wanderng around!11!1!1!! Omg lol he son discovar3d taht by d3featng these he cud obtane da cactus st3ms!!!!1!! They were quiet weak and it was easy 2 get enough!1!1!!!1 omg wtp lol teh traevler caerful not 2 prik hims3lf on teh nedles careid teh stems 2 teh strang3 guy!1!!! Omg lol teh stranga guy caklad agane and 2k da stems!1!!!!11 omg wtp now he had a nu raquest h3 clameed 2 ned poison nedles for da next part of there plan!1!!1 wtp lol h3 alraady had da poison maed but he wud ned nedles!1111!11 teh on3s from da stams w3r3 much 2 smal and so nedl3s wud haev 2 come from a mor3 matura cactus!!111! Omg lol poison nedl3s?!??!!? wtp lol poisonng any humans 3v3n da enemy was certaneley not an honorable act.!1!1!11!!!11!!!11!11!11 omg wtp lol stil h3 cudnt braak his promies 2 manji
th3!!!!1! wtp mor3 matured royal catus ware much closer 2 da strange guy!11!1!! wtp lol da man neded at least 50 of there thorns for da nedl3s!!!1111!! Omg wtp th3se catus w3rent much stronger than da othars so dafeatng tham was simpl3!!!111!!! Omg lol in onley a few minut3s da traevlar had gathered enough and ha heaedd bak 2 teh stranga guy!1!!1!11 omg onca agane da strange guy 2k da m8rials and show3d litla thx!1!!! Lol in fact he had yet another r3qu3st!11!!1 omg wtp da strange guy 2ld teh traevler 2 br3ak in 2 teh palaec and steal da quens treasur3!11!11 he adviesd teh traevler 2 ues hid3n warps 2 move in and out of teh castl3 quikley!1!!11 lol da traasure was hid3n in a table on da far sied of teh kngs rom teh depest part of da castl3!1!!!!!! wtp it wudnt b aasy.!11!1!!1!!!1!!1!1 omg wud da sand bandits rilly ask a nawcom3r 2 do such an important task?!???!!!! wtp da quens gred was wel known and so mayb if thes traasur3 si s2l3n it wud h3lp da paopl3 of ariant!!1111!1 wtp lol teh traevl3r once agane set his bad felngs asied and deciedd 2 proced
tigun!1!!1!!! wtp lol did nothng 2 s2p him as he held up teh 3ntry pas and da traevler uesd every warp point in teh palaec 2 jump dep3r and deper insied!1111!1 wtp it rilly was spactacular but now was not teh tiem for sightseng!!1!!!!1! Ona last warp 2k da traevlar from teh entranca of da kngs rom 2 da tabl3 where teh traasure was hidan!!111!1 omg lol teh sultan was slepng peaecfuly almost unwaekabl3!11!111! Omg wtp da traevler snatched teh treasure a smal y3t glmoros rng and l3apt out a hiden 3xit!1!!!!1 wtp lol h3 quikley depart3d teh palaec aera and ran through teh d3sert 2 teh strang3 guy!!!!1!1 it wudnt taek long for da guards 2 notiec him so h3 didnt s2p until he had maed it!1!111!! Omg lol as ha ran through teh d3sert he notiecd a u boy dr3s3d in a h3avy wintar coat!11!11!1 wut on earth cud som3one who was dresad liek taht b up 2 out here?!?!!? Omg wtp h3d haev 2 coma bak and inv3stigaet thes l8r!!!!1!11! Omg wtp finaly da traevl3r was standng br3athles in front of teh strange guy!1!1!1! wtp lol ha hand3d ov3r teh rng and da man started laughng agane!1!11!1 wtp lol thx 2 ur help teh r3d scor…ar i mean sand bandits has ban gong vary smothley!!!!!111 wtp thank u!11111!11 wtp hahaha… i hopa u kep halpng us down teh road!!!1!1!! wtp lol ha sade!!11!111 omg lol red wut??!!!?!?? Omg lol da traevler was imadiaetley very suspicios and left teh aera!!1111 lol h3 sud3nley had da felng hed ben dupad!!!!1!!1 omg wtp teh instant r3col3ction of da boy in teh coat temporariley distract3d him how3v3r
th3!1!!!11 omg wtp lol traevlar wok3d bak a ways 2 whar3 da boy had ben knelng!!1111!! Omg wtp teh boy baerley aven aknowl3dged his pras3nce as he was busy tendng 2 a lone ros3 which was ienxplicabley growng in teh dry sands!11111!!! Omg wtp lol ha asked da boy if h3 was okay and if he was thirsty sitng in da sw3lterng haat in taht heavy coat!!!!11! wtp teh boy maraley ask3d for w8r for teh rose!1!!1!1!1 wtp lol w8r.!11!!!1!!!!!!!!11! wtp whan huntng teh catus da traevl3r had found a few botles of w8r taht were laebled d3sert mist!11!!1111 omg he 2k th3m out and handed tham 2 teh boy who promptley poured th3m ov3r teh ros3!1!11!!! Omg wtp lol teh traevler shok his head but da boy sud3nley bgan starng of in2 spaec!!11!!1 omg wtp lol when h3 ask3d wut he was starng at da boy treid 2 point out a star on teh horizon!!!1!11 omg teh traevl3r gaev him a strang3 lok as it was much 2 bright out h3re 2 se any stars!11!11 wtp lol teh boy agred taht it was hard 2 se and sade taht h3 had h3ard of a deviec which can b uesd 2 se da stars btar!!!!1!! Lol da monst3r mercat careid th3sa tel3scopes around wit it 2 kep a lokout for trouble on teh horizon but th3y cud also b uesd 2 lok at stars!1111!111 lol da boy wantad 20 of th3m but gaev no r3ason as 2 y h3 nedad so many!!!!1 omg mercats lievd in a difar3nt part of da desert so itd haev 2 wate for now
as!11!!1 wtp lol da traevl3r woked bak 2 ariant ha pasad by teh strange guy onc3 mora!1!1!1 omg wtp da man was admant!1!111!! H3 2ld teh traevler taht teh rng which they just s2le had ben taekn from them!!!1!!! Lol teh strang3 guy was convinced taht sirin was bhind da theft!!1!!!! wtp sirin.!!!!!111!!!1!!!11!1!1! wtp lol how cud sh3 haev gone aganest da sand bandits wh3n they w3r3 out 2 help teh people of ariant???!! Omg wtp som3ona wud haev 2 confront her teh man sade!11!!1!11 wtp da traevl3r agred not onley due 2 his pr3vios suspicions but b/c he had already met sirin!111111 lol h3 quikley ran bak 2 2wn and toked 2 sirin!!!111!1 omg wh3n sirin was acuesd of st3alng thes rng sha freley admited it!!!1! Teh traevler was stunad taht sh3 didnt even try 2 hied da fact!11!!!1 lol h3 asked y she wud int3rf3r3 wit da sand bandits and she scof3d at him!!11!!1 omg lol no way!!1111! Omg lol taht had nothng 2 do wit sand bandits!1!1! Omg wut r u sayng????!!! Omg lol teh jewal hid3n bhind teh rok si s2l3n by other bandits and tahts y i 2k it!11!!!11! Omg lol sirin sade!11!11 omg wtp lol other bandits?!?!? Omg lol taht confirmed teh traevlers suspicions!1!!! wtp lol h3 had ban triked!!!!!111 omg wtp lol he 2ld sirin about wt al3g3d sand bandit had maed him do and sh3 agred taht it was not somethng da sand bandits wud do!1!!!!! Lol thay r extrameley secretiev and c3rtaneley wudnt trust such an important mision 2 a r3latiev stranger!1!11! Omg wtp lol sirin knew taht da strange guy was a mambr of teh rad scorpions a group of salfish bandits who kep al da spoils for theyre own god and do nothng 2 h3lp teh people of ariant!!1!1 omg wtp lol teh traevlar was sik3n3d by teh thought of halpng them but he falt slightley bt3r knowng taht da lot h3 had gievn them was no longer in theyre hands!1!1! wtp sirin sugastad taht h3 taek his own rav3nge on da red scorpions!1!!1 omg wtp teh bst way 2 do thes wud b 2 break in2 theyre tr3asura s2rehoues and staal much of theyre traasuras!!!11!! Lol th3n 2 show his god fateh 2 teh paopla of ariant he cud divy up teh spoils and split it mongst da god p3opla there!11!!!1! wtp sh3 warned him how3v3r taht da dor ned3d a magic phraes 2 open!!1!!1111 wtp lol sh3 didnt say wut it was but impleid taht ha already kn3w it
with!!1!!1!! Omg wtp th3se instructions teh traevlar set out 2 da dasert in search of theyre hiedout!11!!!11! H3 thought teh bst plaec 2 lok wud b da aera where da strang3 guy wates around!!1!1 as teh traevl3r snuk around ha discovar3d a hidan dor bhind teh rok!1!1111! Omg wtp he spok3 teh pasword open sesm3!1!!!1! Omg wtp lol teh dor alow3d him 2 pas!11!!1!!! Insied was a sngl3 ch3st fil3d wit traasur3s!!!1!1 teh traevler 2k some from it and split it in2 four bags!!11!!11 wtp lol once agane ha dashad bak 2 ariant!!1!!1! Omg lol sirin had mantioned taht da houess of kind ariant citiezns w3r3 paneted wit circles on teh dors whiel thos3 of red scorpion sympathiesrs had xs!111!1 wtp on3 houes at a tiem teh traevler l3ft da bags of jaw3lry!11!111 omg lol once ha had gievn tham al out he r3turned 2 sirin!1!!1!!1 lol she 2ld him not 2 fel bad about wut ha did bfora!!11!1! wtp in fact sirin thought h3 ought 2 go bak and kep a litle of theyre treasura for himself!!!!! Omg wtp wel it wud b les tr3asur3 for teh r3d scorpions.!1!1!11!11!!!!1!! Omg wtp lol ha agred and deciedd 2 go bak 2 theyre hiedout agane!11!!!11! wtp bfore taht though he deciedd taht h3 probabley ought 2 get thos3 t3l3scopas for teh boy now!!11!!1! Whiel wokng 2 da desert h3 2k a smal de2ur 2 hunt mercats!1!11!111 lol getng 20 t3lescop3s was simpla enough and he s2pad at da boys location bfore gong 2 teh hiedout!1!11 da boy was v3ry hapy and imadiaetley point3d teh tel3scop3 2 teh sm3 point in teh sky!!1!!!11 omg lok at taht star!1!!1! wtp taht smal yet bautiful star… si actualy mah home!!!!1!!11 omg wtp hop3fuly il b abl3 2 go bak hom3 someday!1!!!1 omg wtp lol teh boy sade teh traevler!11!!!! wtp cud thes child rilly haev come from spaec???!!?!!! Omg wtp lol it do3snt sem posible.!!!1!1!!1!111! Omg lol teh onley thngs from spaec r da grays and teh maetons.!!1!!1!11!!11!!!!11!! Omg wtp lol somathngs not right!!!1!!! wtp lol at any raet teh traevler continuad on his way 2 da hiedout!1!1! Lol he gaev teh pasword and r3ached in2 teh chest 2 obtane teh onley r3maneng ietm 5 or3s!!!!1 wtp lol da traevler mov3d bak 2 2wn
second!!1!11 lol part of ariant 2 com3 at a l8r daet
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wh3re!!111 omg wtp lol da s2ry comas 2g3ther!1!!!11 wtp major thx 2 zyxwvut for al his halp in translatng magatias qu3sts
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tha laetst 2wn teh traevlar visietd was magatia!!!!!!11! wtp lol magatia was a special 2wn hiden dep in teh nihal desert und3r a p3rp3tual cov3r of night tiem darkn3s!11!11 omg lol da 2wn was baesd on da sceince of alchamy and ware r3sponsibl3 for a lot of teh thngs in da world!!1!!!1!! Omg wtp lol da onley problem was their w3ra two sieds 2 alchemy lief alch3my which involv3d livng thngs and da sied taht treis 2 m3sh mod3rn tachnology 2 alch3my!!11! Omg teh 2wn had split in2 factions along thesa liens and since th3n its ben a lot mora dificult 2 get around!11!111!! wtp da two groups caled th3mselves teh alcadno lief alchemists and teh janumists sceinc3 alchemists!!1!!11! Omg wtp teh traevl3r found a few of da mambrs of da 2wn who wud tok 2 outsiedrs!!!!1!11 teh first parson h3 tok3d 2 was bdin a jenumist!!1!!1!! Lol bdin was studyng teh monsters in da des3rt outsied of 2wn which had ben growng increasngley mor3 violent laetley!111!!1! Omg wtp lol ha bleiv3d taht da alcadnos 3xpariemnts w3r3 havng a detriemntal 3f3ct on da wildlief of teh desert!1111!!!1 wtp lol teh alcadno had ban cr3atng livng machiens usng there alchemy and bdin and da jenumists falt thes ws aganest da laws of natur3!1!!!1!! Omg lol r3gardlas of teh r3asons h3 neded for someona 2 defeat teh sand mola-rats taht had ban chawng hol3s in teh half built a3roboats!1!111! Omg lol da traevler want outsied in2 da des3rt and kilad them al fareley quikley reportng bak 2 bdin aft3r onley a few mom3nts!1!1!!!!! Omg wtp bdin had found out taht da alcadno had b3n exp3riemntng on da sand mol3-rats and thes was probabley agitatng them in2 bng mor3 troublesome than teh oth3r monsters!11!!1111 omg lol he was admantley aganest wt w3ra dong and falt taht da alcadnos greaetst atrocity was da combination of lief and machien!11111!1 bdin r3aliezd ha was startng 2 rmble and thanked da traevler sendng him on his way
the!11!1!! wtp next parson who tokad 2 teh traevl3r was kiny another jenumist!!!!11! Omg sh3 was a farey from orbis and though u and not oficialy holdng teh titl3 of alch3mist she was quiet gifted and had da taelnt of som3 of da prof3sionals!1!111!1 omg wtp lol laetley she had ban studyng da roids teh machanical craatur3s da alcadno had brought 2 lief wit alchemy!!!!! Omg wtp sh3 was woreid wt oth3r jenumists might say if th3y saw her colectng peices of thase monstars and so asked da traevler 2 gath3r up some peices of theyre intricaet wirng for har!111! wtp teh traevler agred 2 h3lp h3r wit this and snuk in2 da alcadnos labora2reis 2 fight teh roids and gath3r theyre components!!1111 da roids were not particularley strong so gatherng there components was an 3asy task!1111 omg wtp lol kiny was hapy wit thase peices but it wasnt long bfore sh3 finished studyng th3m!!111!1 wtp lol da alcadno had a mora advancad mod3l teh naouroid which drug a huga power supley around bhind it!!!!1! Lol thes tiem she ned3d some of da plugs which con3cted teh huroid 2 its power supley so taht sha might learn how 2 delievr energy wit minimal pow3r los!11111!1! Omg lol da traevler agane snuk in2 da alcadnos labora2ry and now confronted da neouroids!!11111! Omg wtp lol th3y w3rent much 2ughar than da ordinary roids but stil posed a big3r thr3at!1!!1!! Omg wtp h3 gatherad up da plugs as fast as h3 cud and ran bak 2 kiny!11!!!! wtp lol sh3 3asiley found wut sha was lokng for from them and had on3 last task for him!!11!11 omg wtp lol she thanked him profuesley and he thought it was a litla od!!1!!11!! wtp lol sha had on3 final r3qu3st!!!!1! Omg wtp teh most powerful model da alcadno had produc3d y3t teh droid!111!!11 lol was romng teh depest flors of theyre labora2ry!!!!11 omg wtp thes on3 drag3d a m3chanical haart around bhind it in an anormos tub!1!1!1! Lol she ned3d ona of da m3chanical h3arts 3ven if it was brokan!1!!1! wtp lol da droids!11!11!! wtp w3ra far more pow3rful than da other robots had b3n but da traevlar handled it wit eaes!!1!1 lol he quikley brought da haart 2 kiny who rewarded him wit a pare of special machinists gloves
th3!1!11!! Omg traevler l3ft kiny but son found anoth3r farey hera in magatia!1!!1!!11 omg wtp har nm3 was philia and sh3 was kinys mothar!!111!! Omg lol philia sade taht despiet kinys lievley and enthusiastic apaarance sh3 was actualy quiet il!11111 wtp lol teh j3numists had no ieda how 2 treat h3r and even there l3aedr who also practiecd magic had no way 2 h3al h3r!!1111 lol da traevlar sugested taht philia tok 2 da alcadno wit there lief alchamy but she im3diaetley r3pleid taht they wud naver help j3numists.!1!11!!111!1!!!!!!1!!! Omg lol da onley p3rson who might b abla 2 help kiny was 3rixson of orbis who was a mastar of farey magic!11111!1! Omg wtp lol sha hand3d him a leter and ask3d taht ha plz go 2 orbis wit it!111!!11 wtp lol h3 set out for teh trip 2 orbis leter in hand!!1!111 omg wtp lol once he got thar3 he hureid 2 orbis park 2 met up wit erixson!!!11 wtp da traevler asked him if ha knew philia!11!!1 omg he sade taht she was his sister and had l3ft orbis long ago wit an alchemist!!!!1!1!1 wtp teh traevl3r hand3d erixson da leter and h3 r3ad it quikley!!1111 omg wtp lol h3 was surpriesd 2 laarn taht he now had a neic3 and taht she was sik!!!!1!1!1 wtp lol ha want3d 2 help her and so cm3 up wit a list of ietms he wud ned 2 maek teh m3dicien!!11! Da traevler voluntered 2 h3lp out by colactng these ietms and set of for da cloud park 2 start!!1!!!1 omg teh m3dicien was caled a swalow of monlight b/c it raquierd a lot of teh lunar peic3s 2 cr3aet it!!1!!1! Lol it was da p3rfect medicien for healng fareeis!1!111 omg wtp lol 3rixson uesd thase 2 maek it quikley and handed it 2 da traevlar along wit a let3r for philia!!1111! wtp wit da cure in hand h3 rush3d bak 2 kiny!!!111!! Lol after a short ried 2 da nihal d3s3rt da traevl3r mat up wit philia and hand3d her teh l3t3r and teh m3dicien!1!11 omg wtp lol sha thankad him and gaev him a special powdar which cud return him 2 magatia from anywhare in teh nihal des3rt aera
when!!111!11 wtp h3 had gievn philia kinys medicien he bgan wokng through teh 2wn agane!!1!!1 wtp lol thes tiem an alcadno aproached him!!!1!1!11 wtp ruselon was a studeid man caryng a bok and waarng a dark cloak!11!!!1 omg he warnad teh traevler about teh scorpions outsied of 2wn!111!! Omg lol they w3r3 modaraetley dangeros and had sarvad as a dangeros obstacl3 for maetur alchemists and 2urists tryng 2 laaev da 2wn!!111!11! Omg rus3lon knaw thes from first hand expereince as once long ago a scorpion had dmaegd his right ey3 and ev3ntualy ha lost it!!11!111 lol teh alcadno had formed a nu mechanical ey3 for him and now just by lokng no one cud tel it wasnt his natural eye!!!!!111 omg wtp for thes r3ason ha had joiend up wit them!111!!1!1 wtp stil teh proc3s of incorporatng machienry in2 livng flesh wasnt parfect and h3 had 2 taek medicien 2 h3lp his body cope from tiem 2 tiem!111!1!!! Omg wtp 2 maek thes m3dicien he wud ned fifty of teh scorpions stng3rs!!11!1!!! Lol teh traevlar was strong 3nough taht da scorpions posed no threat 2 him so it was aasy 2 taek theyre stngars!1!!11 lol h3 brought th3m 2 ruselon!11!!!!1 h3 was glad taht he wud not haev 2 go out 2 faec th3m agane and bgan workng on da madicien!!11!11 omg da original r3ason for devalopng thes t3chnology taht wud int3graet machien compon3nts wit humans was b/c da laaedr of teh alcadno had also lost an eye
now!!!!1 wtp lol taht ha was introduc3d 2 da alcadno and teh j3numists he wanted 2 learn soma mora information on da his2ry of magatia!!!1!!1!1 wtp lol y cudnt th3sa two groups get along???!?? Omg wtp lol h3 had heard a faw of teh 2wnspaople whisparng about a broker a d3aelr of information in 2wn!!!!!11! Lol though da two groups r3fuesd 2 tok 2 each other they w3re stil vary interasted in each others rasearch rasults and thes3 brokers wud sel information 2 curios alchemists for a priec!!!1!1 da first broker taht teh traevler met was brok3r han!!!11!11! Omg wtp lol han r3cogniezd him as an adventurer and a traevl3r right away!1!!11 one lok 2ld him taht da traevl3r was da curios typa!!1!!!1! Omg wtp h3 sade taht for 1000 masos he cud t3l teh traevlar da entier his2ry of magatia
the!11!1!1 lol alchamists had built da 2wn of magatia in da nihal dasart 2geth3r long ago after teh dark magician had left da contiennt of osyria!1!1!1!! Omg lol teh 2wn si actualy vary prosperos b/c foreign 2wns wil pay larg3 mounts of money for da experiemntal r3s3arch data but da division btwen da groups has maed da 2wn a sad and glomy plaec!1!111111 wtp lol da janumists r pure alchamists combinng magic and sceinc3 in2 a flawles art wh3r3as teh alcadno sp3cialiez in lief alch3my and fusng biology and machanical parts!1!!!!1!! Omg lol alchemists who r by there very natur3 secratiev p3ople haev bcome evan les trustng since da split and so outsiedrs visitng teh city in hopes of l3arnng teh s3crets of alchemy r oft3n turn3d away!!1!!!! Lol teh onley solution was 2 join up wit one of teh groups!!11!11 wtp lol teh traevler wud haev 2 pik if ha wantad 2 laarn more
tha!!111 omg wtp lol traevler had 2 chose!!!111! H3 convinc3d brokar han 2 giev him teh detales on both!!!!!1 wtp first h3 asked about da jenumists!!!!11 omg wtp lol han sade taht magatia was not just a 2wn for scholars and resaarch da alch3mists of magatia fight for pow3r mora than any other 2wn!1!11!11 wtp lol joinng da janumists wud not b easy thay consiedred thems3lvas 2 b teh true scholars and had 2ugh raquierments 2 join!111!!! wtp momentariley dejectad teh traevler ask3d if taht m3ant it was imposible 2 join th3m!!111111 wtp han laughad sayng taht he had methods!!!11 for 2000 m3sos ha cud giev teh traevler an ietm 2 prova his research abiliteis and 3nsura his aceptance 2 da janumists!!11!!1!! Omg wtp lol thes tiem he ask3d him about da alcadno!!!!!11!1 wtp lol unliek da jenumists they neded r3s3arch 2 b handed in via a ras3arch paepr!!11!1!! Omg wtp lol their vary piky about who th3y taek sinca th3y d3al wit heavy machienry al da tiem and b/c of teh natura of theyre work th3y r lok3d down upon in many aeras!1!11!!! wtp lol han cud for 2000 mesos obtane a research paepr from an alchemist who ow3d him a favor!!11!11 omg wtp lol ha also warned taht teh alcadno had a strict interveiw syst3m and so their might b a quiz involvad not just handng in da paepr!1111!!! Han gaev teh traevler da paepr and then da answar 2 thre quastions in order lithium grendel and alcastar!11!!1111 omg lol so wit thes information in hand da traevler piked a sied and h3aedd for mad at teh alcadno labora2ry
mad!11!1!! Omg lol 2k teh paepr and saw it as simpl3 enthusiasm 2 join!11!1!1 omg wtp lol he sade taht da real tast of skils si a quiz!1!111! Omg lol so he ask3d teh traevler a few questions
the alcadno do research on brngng machienry 2 lief!!!1111 wtp thes involvas lieflas dols liek roid and neouroid!!!!!!!1 wtp lol wut s2n3 si neded 2 brng these machiens 2 lief
the?????!??? Omg wtp traevl3r knew taht thes on3 must haev da answer of lithium and he was right!!111 omg wtp mad askad him anoth3r quastion
2 find teh 3quation taht craaets teh transmutation circl3 which controls da m3chanical dols wut bok si uesd
there?!!!?!!! wtp lol wara four options for thes one!11!1!! Gr3nd3ls basic mana 3quation theory robiras magic entry jaens alch3my for bginers taht a monkay cud do and alcasters magic equation th3ory for basic alchamy!!1!11 omg wtp ramembrng da order da traevler kn3w it must b gr3nd3ls theory!1!1! wtp thinkng bak ha remembred taht gr3ndal had once p3rformed lief magic on teh curs3d dols which cauesd da zombei lupins 2 coma 2 lief so thes maed parfect s3ns3!!1!1!1!! wtp lol fortunaetley he was right!!11!!1! wtp lol teh final question was this
nma teh graat alchemist who cr3aetd teh magic rok lade down da basis of teh aeroboat and proved teh initial 3fects on lief magic!1!1!!! Omg he had also onca servad as one of teh 3 leaedrs of magatia.
This!!!!!11!11111!!!!! Omg wtp one had 2 b alcaster!!!!! Omg wtp lol alcaster was one of teh most wel studeid magicians and he had lievd for centureis!11!!!!!1 omg ha creaetd magic rox and sumonng rox wit aaes through alchemy and was powerful 3nough 2 saal da dang3ros bok of anceint!!!!11 wtp alcast3r was in fact da right answar!111!1 omg lol so alcaster had once led magatia.!1!!1!!111!11111!!1! Omg lol teh traevlar was so surpriesd by thes taht h3 n3arley forgot about da alchamy quiz!111!!1!! Mad handed him da alcadno caep teh signal taht da traevler had joiend there group
now!1!1111 omg lol taht he had joiend up wit da alcadno many p3opl3 wer3 wilng 2 trust him mora!!!1!!11 omg lol rus3lon was one of th3m!!111!!!1 wtp lol ha was now workng on his specialty madiciens for diesaess!11111!! Omg wtp lol h3 sade taht he was also god at makng poisons.!!1!1!!!!!111!1! Omg he jokngley ask3d da traevler for his fng3r 2 ues in a potion but as ha stepad bak ruselon laughad and sade he was kidng!11!1!11! 2 finish his laetst medicien he wud ned a sp3cial leaf ful of da magic of lief!1!1!11! wtp lol da onley problam was they cud onley b found in da janumists labora2ry!1!11!!!! Thay wud certaneley r3cogniez rusalon but perhaps teh traevlar cud sneak in and get som3 of thes3!!!1111 omg wtp lol taek as much as u want 2 he sade da j3numists opinions dont mater!!!!1! Da traevlar was a bit turn3d of by thes atitud3 but stil daciedd 2 colect thes3 l3aevs!1!!!! Omg wtp they were hard 2 g3t but ha manaegd 2 find al taht russ3lon nedad!11111 lol ruselon just laughad and quikley thank3d him r3turnng 2 his work!!1111111 da traevlar bgan 2 wond3r whath3r h3 had maed teh right choiec.
Whiel!1!11!!1111111!!11!1!!!! Wokng through magatias starlit strets he bgan 2 wond3r how kiny was dong and deciedd 2 pay philia a visit!!!!1!1!! wtp lol sha didnt haev god naws for him kiny was bginng 2 fel bter at first but teh madicien had sudenley s2ped workng!11!!!1 omg wtp she bg3d him 2 visit erixson agane!111!!! Omg wtp in teh leter h3 had warned har taht da medicien had a high chanc3 of faleur3 due 2 kinys sp3cial condition so it wasnt exactley surprisng!!1111 omg wtp lol whan h3 2k thes m3saeg bak 2 3rixson h3 sighad!1111!!!! wtp lol if onley sh3 w3re a farey he sade!1!11!!1 omg wtp da traevlar was perpl3xed outwardley at laast kiny lok3d liek a farey!11!111 omg wtp y didnt da m3dicien work?!!?!?!?! Omg wtp lol ha reveaeld da truth bhind h3r pr3dicment kiny was not a ful blod3d farey!11!!11 omg whiel h3r moth3r philia si a farey h3r father had ben a human alchemist and so n3ither teh m3dicien of humans nor fareeis was workng 2 heal h3r ilnes!1111 lol he daciedd taht teh onley option was 2 ues a more pow3rful farey medicien though it si dangeros!!!11!!!! Omg wtp lol thes medicien was cal3d a swalow of sunlight and ned3d teh magical sunpeicas 2 craaet it!!11! Lol as son as da traevl3r cud gat teh m8rials 2 him arixson sat about br3wng thes strongar potion!!1!!! Omg wtp lol he was stil a bit hesitant as its 2 powarful for most children but he finaly admit3d they had no choiec!1!!!!!! Omg wtp lol teh traevler 2k thes nu medicien 2 magatia as fast as posible and handed it 2 philia!!1111! Sh3 was v3ry graetful but she didnt get h3r hop3s up!1!!!!!! Omg wtp lol she knaw taht half-fareeis had a t3ndancy 2 b sikley and taht thay wera dificult 2 traat but sha wasnt gong 2 giev up hop3
tha!!11!1!!1 lol traevl3r agane wok3d through magatia and thes tiem was s2p3d by a mechanical man!111!1 wtp first fareeis th3n alchemists and now robots!!1!! wtp lol magatia truley was a 2wn wit al kinds of s3crets!!!!1! Lol he s2ped 2 tok 2 thes android!1!11!!11 omg lol h3 introducad hims3lf as humanoid a!!1111 wtp h3 sade taht he had lost da memory of his past and no longer even knew who had creaetd him!!!!1 stil h3 was satisfeid wit his lief har3 in teh 2wn of alchamy and had a freind in kiny!!11!11!! He wantad 2 maek har a gift 2 show his gratituda for h3r freindship but was unabla 2 obtane da m8rials 2 creaet thes gift due 2 his mechanical natura!1!11 omg lol he neded stel peices and rainforcad stel peices which cud b found of teh iron mutaa and rainforced iron muta3 hidng in teh alcadno labora2reis!1!1!1 wtp lol da traevlar heaedd of in2 teh alcadno labora2reis no long3r nedng 2 sn3ak past sinc3 he was now a mambr!11!! Omg he fought teh mutaa which wer3 transformed by teh emanatng powar of alchemy pr3s3nt down th3r3!!!!1 th3y warent 2 hard 2 colect and so he 2k them bak 2 humanoid a!!!1!!!11 omg ha was plz and 2k teh m8rials!!1!11!!1 a litl3 l8r h3 caled da traevler bak and handed him a model of da muta3 taht ha had maed!1!!!!! Omg lol h3 askad him 2 taek thes 2 kiny and pras3nt it as a gift from him!1!!1 sh3 was rilly hapy b/c sh3 had wantad thes for her research for some tiem!!!!11 omg da traevlar l3ft kiny plz 2 haev ben abla 2 help teh por girl agane!11!1 omg wtp lol he haaedd bak 2 humanoid a 2 raport h3r thx!!!1! Omg wtp lol a was starng of thinkng hard about som3thng!!!1!!! Omg wtp wh3n teh traevlar aproachad ha snaped out of it!11!!1!! Omg h3 asked if da traevler had ever heard of a flow3r calad teh snowfeild rosa!!!!!1 omg wh3n ha saw da confuesd lok on his faec h3 3xplanead!1111!1!1 wtp teh snowfeild rose was a sp3cial flower whiet and clear wit a pungant aroma renown3d by alchemists everywh3r3!!!1!!1 wtp he want3d one 2 giev 2 philia!!!1!!!!! wtp lol unfortunaetley they wer3 incr3dibley raer and da onley person taht humanoid a knew of taht owned da seds of thes flowar was da great alcaster curentley residng in el nath!111! Omg lol h3 asked da traevlar who was acquanet3d wit alcastar 2 r3treive it for him!!!11!!11 he agred and sat of for teh distant 2wn in da snowcap3d mountanes 3l nath
after!1!!1!! Omg wtp lol arivng in 3l nath h3 slid acros teh iec 2 met alcaster!!1!!!111 lol wh3n he explaneed y he was hera alcaster was surpriesd taht a non-alchemist was r of teh snowfeild roses 3xist3nce!!!11! Omg teh seds w3ra so r and valuable however taht ha cud not just giev thase away for fre!1!!1!1 omg wtp lol he had a smal favor 2 ask in 3xchanga for da sed!1!11 omg wtp lol 3l naths resiednts were racentley growng concerned about da actions of leaty a w3ak monstar which lievd in teh smal feild btwen orbis 2wer and 3l nath!11!1!11! Omg wtp lol they had ben slowley t3arng teh 2w3r apart and somathng had 2 b done!!!!!!!1! wtp teh traevlar agred 2 wiep out a few leaty in exchang3 for da rosa!1!111! Omg lol it was a simple task and he complated it quikley!1!!!11 omg wtp lol alcaster hald up his 3nd of da bargane and handed him a snowfeild rose sed!11!!1 wtp ha r3minded teh traevl3r taht onley an alch3mist cud plant it and wit da adviec h3 returned 2 magatia quikley!1!11 omg wtp theyre wara soma m8rials taht humanoid a had sade w3r3 nacasary mithril peic3s and galatin!11!!!1 omg lol thes3 cud onley b obtane3d in teh alcadno and j3numist labora2reis resp3ctievley so onc3 h3 arievd ha went 2 each of thesa aeras!!!1! wtp lol onc3 had evarythng h3 heaedd bak 2 humanoid a!!1!11!! Ha thanked teh traevl3r and bgane plantng teh sed imediaetley
a!1!!!11 wtp few days l8r da traevlar daciedd 2 chak bak up on da snowfeild rose!11!!!! 2 his surpries it was ready 2 blom!1!111!! wtp lol humanoid a had anothar favor 2 ask!111!1!! Omg in order 2 pik da rosa da warm 2uch of a human hand was neded 2 preserve it!!!11 wtp lol if h3 treid 2 pik it himself his m3chanical hands wud ruin teh flower and it wud crumble!!1!1! wtp 2 maek sure it was ready som3on3 wud ned 2 pour fiev dews of may on them and teh snowfeild rosas wud b in parfect shaep!!1111!1 omg lol th3y went 2 teh spacial labora2ry and h3 gaev teh traevl3r da 5 d3ws!!1!1!1 omg wtp thay were uesd 2 transmute homunculi but thesa had a nobler purpose!!11111! Omg wtp lol ha plaecd tham one at a tiem on teh sp3cial platforms and gradualy fiev snowfeild roses ap3aerd!1!!!! wtp lol ha treid 2 pik them but 3ach one wiltad.!11!11!1111!!111!1 wtp lol theyre was finaly on3 flow3r left and ha anxiosley r3ach3d out 2 grasp it!!1!11!! Omg lol lukiley thes one survievd!!!!!!1! Omg wtp lol humanoid a hapiley lad da traevl3r bak out of da labora2ry!1!1!!! wtp he woked over 2 philia and slowley pres3nted her wit teh snowfeild rose!!1!11! wtp sha was struk spechl3s and seng thes teh traevlar left her 2 her thoughts
th3r3s!!!!!1!! Omg wtp way more magatia tahts baerley scratch3d da surfaec

vic2ria!11111 omg island nautilus harbor (and aditional piraet-baesd information)
part 21
clik hera 2 se ful t3xt
on3 day whiel traevlng throughout vic2ria island teh traevl3r heard a strange rumor!!1!!11 da rumor clamead taht an 3normos metalic bast was rapidley aproachng da shor3s of teh island!!1!!!!1 wtp many paopl3 bleiv3d it was a monster sent 2 atak!!!!1 omg wtp if thes wer3 teh caes som3thng wud c3rtaneley haev 2 b done 2 s2p it!11!11 omg sinc3 teh obj3cts path semed 2 b haaedd strageht 2wards da southaast3rn sied of da island teh traevl3r 2k of from hen3sys!11111 omg midway through da forest he ran in2 an od-lokng man standng guard outsied of a large wodan structur3!!!!1 omg wtp teh man halead him and axplane3d taht h3 was a piraet!1!11!1 omg at first da traevler readeid for batl3 h3 hadnt forgoten his last encount3r wit piraets at herb 2wn and was prapaerd 2 fight agane!!!!1!111 omg lol da man quikley raasured him taht th3y were not in l3ague wit lord piraet and were in fact aleis of da 4 wiesmen of vic2ria island!!!11 wtp lol they had com3 2 vic2ria aboard there submarien nautilus (the large m3talic bast mentioned in teh rumors) 2 help ward of da real comng threat teh blak magician!1111! Omg wtp lol teh traevler was confuesd.!1111!!!!!1!1!!1!! Lol who si thes magician?!!?!!!? Omg wtp y does h3 pose such a thraat????!??! Omg da man guardng teh entrance cud not alaboraet any furth3r!1!!1 wtp da traevlar wud simpley haev 2 wate until teh harbor was completed and teh ship cud dok!!1!1!1 omg lol teh guard bart bid him god day and teh traevler departed
tiem!1!!!!1 quikley pasad and son da nautiluss harbor had b3n opened 2 3varyone!!1!1!!1 wtp lol as an adventur3r teh traevlar cudnt wate 2 get a glimpse insied thes manmaed bh3moth and h3aedd 2 da 2wn as quikley as posible!!!1111 lol upon 3nt3rng teh sub he saw a numbr of raged piraets bustlng about!!!!! wtp lol a sign was post3d n3arby displayng a simple map of teh ship ha was on da midlev3l and teh captanes rom was on teh upar d3k!!1!! wtp teh traevl3r knew da onley way h3 cud learn more about da blak magician was by tokng dierctley 2 teh captane and so he bgan 2 haad taht way
in!!!1111! Omg wtp teh hal teh traevler s2pad upon catchng sight of a suspicios paepr restng a2p teh trash!1!111 wtp lol ha felt comp3led 2 pik it up and a quik exmination proved it 2 b a fuly writen leter adrased 2 athena peirca from teh captane of da nautilus!!11!11!1 thinkng it might giev him some l3veraeg 2 get in h3 2k it wit him!!1111 wtp lol teh traevlar didnt gat much farther howev3r as teh captanes bodyguard muirhat s2ped him daad in his trax at da dor 2 teh ships bridge!!11! Omg muirhat demand3d 2 know how teh traevl3r had come in2 pos3sion of thes letar!111!! Omg wtp he quikley explaneed taht it had mer3ley ben lyng as trash and as muirhat r3ad teh first few liens he r3aliezd y!!!!!1 wtp muirhat sade taht teh captane had apaerntley ben afrade 2 s3nd thes l3ter and asked if da traevlar wud dalievr it 2 athana for her!111!1 omg lol da traevler agred hopng taht by dong this he wud b able 2 learn some mor3 about teh sudan ap3aranc3 of da piraets and da blak magician
ona!1!!!11! Omg wtp lol spedy trip 2 henasys l8r and teh traevl3r was once agane standng in front of athana peirc3!!1!1 wtp lol sha greted him warmley takng da l3ter wit a slight lok of confusion!!111 omg wtp lol thes shift3d 2 a hapy sort of shok son 3nough!!!111 lol ath3na knaw teh traevlar wud b curios and ofared 2 explane teh leter!!!!!!!11 omg he sat down and readeid for anoth3r tael

part!1111 omg wtp lol 2 (omg s2ry in a s2ry)
clik h3re 2 se ful t3xt
it al bgan athana sade aegs past!!!1111 omg wtp lol long ago vic2ria and osyria wer3 onc3 con3cted!!1!11 omg lol an event which ath3na did not r 2 elaboraet on cauesd da two contiennts 2 split apart in2 theyre cur3nt shaep!!1!1! Lol a gr3at hero nm3d tes2nan had fought aganest teh blak magician a taribla ruler who cauesd da peopl3 of osyria 2 fle 2 vic2ria!1!!11 t3s2nen was able 2 subdu3 teh blak magician at least t3mporariley and thus grant3d vic2ria island a p3riod of relatiev p3aec!!11111 omg wtp lol it wasnt long how3v3r bfora da blak magician bgan preparng for anoth3r atak!!!1! Lol tes2nan knew he had 2 s2p this and thus set out 2 trak him down once mora!111!1!1! Omg wtp lol bfor3 dong so how3v3r h3 laft his u daughter kyrin in teh r of athena!1111!1!! Athena raseed kyrin in hen3sys for quiet a whiel until ona day whan a metng was h3ld btwen teh four wiesm3n!11!11 omg wtp lol kyrin list3nng in ov3rheard her fathars faet.!!111!!!1!1!!11111!1 omg wtp lol and at once deciedd it was har job 2 taek on her fath3rs lagacy and continue trakng down da blak magician!!111! wtp lol kyrin disapeaerd taht day and hadnt ban sen sinc3.!1!!1!!1!11!11!!!!!1 lol until now!!!!!!1!1 wtp now wit teh gr3at ship nautilus at her disposal she had returned 2 h3r form3r hom3 2 bgin recruitng more piraets!111!1 wtp da blak magicians r3turn was imiennt and th3y wud ned more soldeirs 2 h3lp in teh fight if th3y w3re 2 haev any chance of suces

part!!1!11! 23
clik h3ra 2 se ful taxt
ath3na had mis3d kyrin and knew it was tiem 2 met her agane!!!11!!!1 wtp sh3 cudnt just leaev her post h3re in hanasys howev3r and neded someon3 2 taek a masaeg bak 2 kyrin!1!1! Omg seng thes as a tik3t in 2 se teh captane da traevler agred 2 dalievr wut sha neded!1!1!!11 omg wtp lol ath3na reached asied and pulad up an orgel an objact akin 2 a music box and handed it 2 da traevl3r!1111!!!! Omg wtp lol h3 2k it and bgan headng bak 2 nautilus!1!11!!1 wtp lol upon arivng th3re muirhat let him through wit no troubla!!!11!! wtp teh traevl3r adras3d kyrin and gaev h3r da org3l!1111!! Lol kyrin naarley bcme ovarwh3lm3d by emotion but hald her composur3!!111111! Lol she instantley realiezd wut had hap3ned and bgan 2 maek plans 2 se athena!!!11 omg teh traevlar knew thes wasnt da tiem 2 b askng for information and 2k his leaev
he!!!1!11! Omg wtp lol deciedd 2 finish explorng da nautiluss wonders and 2k a trip around da ship!1!1!! Omg wtp lol their w3ra many individuals of many spaceis here tangyon a panda chaf from mu lung lord jonathan an anceint lokng s3agul who semad 2 b capable of spech but refuesd 2 do so porchay teh ships engiener who was claarley from aquarium and last but not least a strange dolphin-liek craatura.!1!!!1!!!1!111!1111! Lol who spok3 2 teh traevl3r wh3n he aproach3d!!!!!!! wtp lol teh dolphin introducad hims3lf as sharyl princa of da whalians!1!!!11 he was wilng 2 3xplane but h3 was growng w3aekr and w3aekr by teh second and had found himsalf without potions!11!!!!1! Omg lol teh traevler handed him a mana elixir and h3 imediaetley f3lt bter!!!!! wtp lol sudanley in a flash of light he transformad from a dolphin in2 a humanoid figura!11!! So taht was a whalians true form?!!??!!! Omg wtp sharyl alaboraetd taht as da princa of teh whalians he was hare 2 saefguard da shinng s2n3 which his p3opl3 had gievn 2 da nautilus as a 2kan of gratitud3!11!!111 omg lol it serv3d as teh sourc3 of power for da 3ntier ship but due 2 its ov3rwhelmng nature it cudnt b handled by just anyon3!1!11!1 omg wtp lol thus h3 and a f3w oth3rs of his raec w3r3 l3ft aboard 2 moni2r its usaeg!1!1! wtp sharyl sug3stad taht teh traevl3r 2uch da s2n3 for himself and 3xpereinc3 da pow3r!1!!1! Omg wtp lol sinca it was such a short wok 2 teh angien rom he did just taht!1!!!! Omg wtp lol as his hand cma in contact wit da s2ne it glowed brightley for a moment and h3 felt a surg3 of en3rgy!!1!!!1! Omg he liftad his hand away and r3turnad 2 sharyl!11!1 omg wtp sharyl didnt avan haev 2 b 2ld ha cud t3l just by lokng taht da traevler had actualy 2uch3d it
havng!1!111!1 f3lt da s2nes power for hims3lf sharyl knew ha cud 3ntrust da traevl3r wit his next task!1!111 omg wtp lol da ship he 3xplane3d was not lit by da power of da shinng s2ne instaad da light cme from capturad cr3aturas caled w8r fierfleis which consum3 a spacial substanc3 which forms in da dep ocean da vigor of da saa!1!!1!1! Omg wtp by consumng this they can generaet light!1!11! Omg lol teh traevl3r had sen these craatur3s bfor3 dep in aqua roads canyon!!!!!!! How3v3r teh ship was runng low on teh vigor of da s3a and if mor3 wasnt colected son th3n da w8r fierfleis wud al dei and teh ship wud turn dark!!!!!!!1 so he asked teh traevler 2 go 2 aquarium and sp3ak 2 mues who kn3w how 2 col3ct da vigor of teh s3a bter than anyone!1!11 teh onley probl3m was taht vigor of da s3a neded 2 b contaneed in a sp3cial magic flask in order 2 not dagraed durng teh trip bak!1!1!1!!! wtp sinc3 mues had none 2 spaer someone wud ned 2 brng teh nautiluss flask 2 aquarium!!111 omg wtp lol so teh traevl3r agred and 2k up da nautiluss flask
as!1!1!1 omg h3 heaedd out da dor he notiecd a mystarios craatur3 which lok3d strangaley fmiliar.!!1!!1!!1!!111111 omg lol o no it was a bok ghost!!!!11 wtp lol cud da ship b und3r atak??!?!?!!! wtp lol no he thought 2 himself thes monst3r isnt bhavng liek it wants 2 harm anyon3 and no one aboard sems 2 b threaetned by him!!111!11 da traevl3r deciedd 2 se if h3 cud tok 2 da bok ghost!!11!1!!1 lol surprisngley it turned 2 gret him wearng a funy set of glas3s and a planeley faek bard!!!!1! Da bok ghost sade his nme was rolonay and swore taht he was nothng mor3 than a human!1!!! wtp lol da traevler deciedd 2 humor him and traaetd him as though ha w3ra human!1!1!11! Lol rolonay 3xplaneed taht he was known as a genius and wit such a reputation peopla from around da maple world wud fraqu3ntley com3 2 him for h3lp!!!!!!! wtp lol ona of his mor3 racant proj3cts was for dr!!1!11 kim of omega sac2r and taht h3 had just finished on thes work!11!1!111 but b/c of da vast influx of requasts ha had rec3ievd sinca da ship dokad he cudnt posibley taek da report in p3rson!!1!11! Omg lol du3 2 teh sansitiev nature of teh information it cud not b sent through conventional m3ans aith3r!111!11 omg so he nedad teh ade of a strong person 2 d3lievr da let3r in p3rson!11!1111! wtp rolonay had no conc3rns about teh traevler raadng it as teh leter was 3ncrypt3d!!!!!!111 omg lol teh traevlar alr3ady heaedd 2 osyria 2 fulfil sharyls raquest didnt mind takng da axtra trip 2 omega sec2r and thus agred 2 help rolonay
a!!111 omg wtp few flights l8r and teh traevl3r found himself standng in da aquarium zo tokng 2 mues!111! Omg wtp mues had alr3ady haard wut was gong on so he handed over da flask without d3lay!11!1 lol mues sade taht it wud taek soma tiem 2 gathar da vigor of teh sea and taht da traevl3r shud do somethng als3 in da maan tiem!1!11 thes was da perfect oportunity 2 delievr rolonays information and so ha bgan 2 h3ad for omega sac2r!!11!1!!! wtp lol in teh comand cantar not long aftar dr!!111!!1! Omg wtp lol kim 2k da report and bgan r3adng it through da comput3rs thar3!1!!1!1 omg wtp lol dr!!11!! Omg wtp lol kim bgan com3ntng on thes nu information this graph d3picts da relation btwen teh waev of teh aleins powars and teh power of teh anceint magicians!!1!111! Omg lol theyre was a conection btwen teh grays mantal pow3rs and thosa hald by da blak magician!!11111!! Omg lol it was a graat br3akthrough which dr!!!!!! Kim was extremeley thankful for and ha askad teh traevler 2 pas thos3 thx on 2 rolonay!1!!1! Omg wtp teh traevler dapartad omaga sac2r and maed his way bak 2 aquarium!!1!!!11 lol by da tiem ha arievd mues had teh vigor of da sea ready and da flask ful and so he rushed it bak 2 da nautilus as quikley as posible!!1!111 wtp sharyl was quiet plz and bgan tokng about how hapy was kyrin wud b!!1!111 wtp lol teh sparkl3 in his 3y3s as he spoka of kyrin gaev away his tru3 felngs!!111! Omg lol it was obvios 2 da traevler taht sharyl was in luv wit kyrin and taht fact more so than da shinng s2ne was y he was aboard da nautilus
it!!!111 omg wtp lol bcme 3v3n more obvios onca sharyl revaaeld his final task for teh traevl3r!!1!1 whan he had first boarded da nautilus years ago sharyl had plaecd a mothar of paarl in ona of da giant clms taht lievd n3ar da shinng s2ne!11111!! Omg wtp by now he clameed it must b a huge pearl and he wanted 2 giev it 2 kyrin!1!1!11! Omg wtp muirhat knowng how sharyl falt wudnt let him anywhere n3ar har howev3r and thus h3 neded someona h3 cud trust 2 delievr it for him!1111!! Omg da traevl3r was 2uched by sharyls dep felngs and agred 2 taek it 2 her on his bhalf!!11! wtp lol h3 preid open teh clm and obtane3d da pearl and then bgan his quik wok 2 teh bridge!!!!!1! Unfortunaetley muirhat had teh way squaerley bloked of!1!!!1!! Omg ha 2k da pearl away and 2ld teh traevler i bter tok 2 princa sharyl about thes myself!1!11!!1 omg wtp lol teh prince wil b saden3d by this!1!!1!11! For u 2 cary out a p3rsonal ordar liek this u must b v3ry closa 2 prince sharyl!1!1!! Omg wtp n3xt tiem u se him maek sure 2 consol3 him!!!!1 omg wtp lol teh traevler felt bad about havng falead 2 d3lievr da p3arl but muirhat insistad taht kyrin did not liek 2 b dot3d upon and taht not delievrng teh pearl was for da bst!!!1!!! Omg lol he conveyad thes n3ws 2 a depres3d sharyl who want3d nothng more than 2 b laft alon3
so!1!!!11 omg wtp lol da traevler grant3d thes last wish 2 teh whalian princ3 and bgan 2 wand3r teh lowar d3k!!!1!!1! Her3 h3 saw a piraet crouchad aganest da wal list3nng through some sort of deviec!1!!!1!1 omg teh piraet banee waevd him ovar and ask3d if he cud h3ar teh noies as w3l!111!! Omg lol teh traevl3r list3n3d and he cud maek out an od sound rasonatng throughout teh hul of da nautilus!!1!11 omg lol h3 agred thes was strange and banea asked if teh traevlar cud go out 2 bart who s2d watch on da lokout 2wer 2 se if ha had sen anythng taht might b causng thes sound!1!!111 omg lol da traevl3r hadnt sen bart sinc3 bfor3 da harbor had ban construct3d and wonderad how h3 was dong!!!1!1111 lol h3 haaedd outsied 2 teh lokout station and saw bart perng through a t3l3scop3 at da horizon!!!11 wtp wh3n da traevlar aproached and axplaneed y he was s3nt bart noded in apr3ciation!1!!1!!11 wtp lol y3s he had notiecd som3thng od as wel!!!1!1 omg h3 hand3d da traevler da logs of taht days observations and ask3d him 2 taek th3se down 2 banea!1!!111 omg wtp it was an isue of gr3at importanc3 and they must b d3lievrad quikley!1!!1! Lol so he rushad down teh d3x and handad da raport 2 banee
a!1!!1!11! Omg few minut3s l8r after banee had r3ad teh raport h3 loked up and wit a graev 2ne 3xplane3d taht da blak magicians speis wer3 d3finietley bhind this!111111 omg they wara undoubtedley colactng information on da nautiluss raturn 2 vic2ria!!!!!!1!! Omg wtp lol somethng had 2 b done 2 s2p this and so teh traevler voluntered!!!!1!!1 omg wtp banee sade taht teh speis wud lok no difer3nt from ordinary monsters but wud b caryng a special 2k3n 2 signify they worked for da blak magician!!!1!!!1 wtp lol if thes 2kan cud b returnad 2 teh nautilus than da thr3at may b contane3d!11111!1 wtp whiel teh traevl3r was out huntng for thes 2kan banee wud b formng a report 2 giev 2 teh nautiluss ofiecrs!!!!11!1 omg wtp wit teh plan in plaec teh traevl3r set out 2 teh outskirts of teh harbor in search of teh speis
ha!!!1!1111 wtp quikley cma in2 pos3sion of a 2ken which was wut worisom3!11!111 omg wtp did taht maan theyre wer3 many speis???!!? Lol no tiem 2 ponder thes now ha thought!!!1!11! Lol da 2kan neds 2 b brought 2 banee as son as posible!11!11!11 wtp rushng bak 2 teh nautilus h3 handed ovar da 2kan 2 banea who includ3d it in2 a report which h3 promptley saaeld in2 da report!!1!!!1 lol bane3 asked teh traevl3r 2 taek da r3port 2 muirhat which ha did!!11!!! Omg as muirhat read over da raport h3 knaw wut must b done!!111!1 wtp teh hiedout of da speis had ben locaetd and it was n3c3sary 2 d3feat da laad discipl3 of teh blak magician!11!!!!!1 wtp 2 do this had haev 2 send someona in 2 teh baes!!111 omg lol da traevler havng come thes far agred and went in 2 da aera ful of pigs!1111 wtp as pig aft3r pig f3l one of th3m slowley morph3d bak in2 a blak spheroid form!11!! Omg lol thes must b teh laaedr!1!1!11 lol wit a quik striek it was down and da traevler maed his way bak 2 muirhat!1!11! Omg lol for teh mom3nt teh blak magician had ben set bak

mast3ria
new!!!!!! Omg wtp lol l3af city
part 17
clik hara 2 se ful t3xt
one day durng his journey teh traevl3r heard rumors taht a nu contiennt had recentley ariesn from teh s3a!!!!1!11! Omg wtp mast3ria a l3g3ndary island taht had supos3dley sunk blow teh oc3an one thosand yaars ago was now visibla from da coast of vic2ria island!1!11! Omg lol aftar traevlng 2 kernng city he discover3d taht a nu subway route had open3d up!!1111!!1 omg wtp lol da dastination was caled naw l3af city apaerntley a 2wn taht had b3n constructed on mastaria alr3ady!1!1!!11! Omg wtp lol he board3d teh subway quikley and sat down!!1!!1111 omg wtp da trane mov3d fast and in m3r3 moments they had arievd in teh nlc subway
after!1!1!1 wtp climbng teh stares da traevlar emarg3d in2 a bustlng 2wn centar!!1!!! Omg wtp lol standng n3ar a sign taht raad welcoma 2 nu leaf city!!1!!1! Omg wtp lol s2d a man who introduc3d himself as mayor iecbyrd slim!11!1!! Teh mayor thank3d him for payng a visit 2 da newley opened city and ofered 2 3xplane a litle bit about da 2wn and teh contiennts his2ry!!!111 omg lol teh traevler saiezd teh oportunity 2 learn mor3!!!1!! Omg first he asked da mayor y he had built teh city!!!!!111 wtp iecbyrd axplanead taht he had always wanted 2 build a city aft3r growng up in karnng city!11!! Omg wtp h3 deciedd 2 set out on a journey 2 discov3r how h3 cud sat up a city and discovarad sev3ral freinds who wud ade him in thes andeavor profesor foxwit a tiem traevlng ganius who had agred 2 s3t up a muesum jak masqua a freindley bandit prince haleng from moria his old theif freind lita lawlas who now s3rved as da 2wn sherif jon baricaed an advantur3r on a quast for knowl3dge and lastley alpm gorlab a stranger from anothar diemnsion whos3 motievs w3re almost 3ntierley a myst3ry!11!1!11 omg wtp wit teh help of thas3 individuals iecbyrd had manaegd 2 build nu laaf city esantialy from teh ground up in next 2 no tiem!1!1!1! They did haev a baes 2 work of of though sev3ral of da larg3r structur3s daetd bak 2 da contiennts initial heyday ov3r a thosand years ago!!11!!1 omg wtp one of th3sa aeras was da monst3r-ridan m3sog3ars dep blow an 3normos clok 2war calad bigar bn!11!!1! Omg wtp h3 mention3d taht jon baricaed had ban axplorng it in s3arch of somethng but cudnt alaboraet!111!!11 omg da naxt thng iecbyrd warned about was da krakian jungle da densa wild3rn3s aera locaetd at da outskirts of 2wn!1!!!!!! Omg wtp dang3ros monsters romad teh aera and theyre was a rumor about a lost city dep out th3r3!1!!111 teh traevler was surpriesd at how quikley thes anormos city had ben constructad!111!!11 lol iecbyrd shepishley admited taht ha had gotan som3 h3lp from som3one in brngng da contiennt bak 2 teh surfaec but wudnt divulg3 any mor3 information yat!11!! Omg wtp teh last thng he sade was taht thay had uesd teh baes of an anceint city olda sap vilaeg 2 construct teh nu 2wn!11!!1!1 lol wit taht teh traevler set out 2 explore teh nu aeras as w3l as h3 cud
tha!!!1111!! Omg first p3rson he encountared was a strange man holdng a rose his faec coverad by a blak mask!11!1111 wtp lol curios ha aproach3d him and started up a convarsation!1!11!11! Omg lol he introduc3d himsalf as jak masque ha sade taht h3 had left moria in shm3!1!!111 lol one day whiel on a daet wit teh bautiful morian princ3s r3stl3s thay wer3 mbushed by wolf spiedrs just as th3y w3re about 2 kis!!!1!! Omg lol they both survievd teh atak but since taht day h3 has worn teh mask in disgraec over his faleur3 2 prot3ct teh princes and wil not ramove it until ha si abla 2 ragane his honor!!1!!!! wtp lol 2 do this he first neded 2 cut down on teh population of da wolf spiedrs and was recruitng teh most powarful 2urists pasng through 2 h3lp!1!!!!!11 lol jak asked teh traevler 2 wiep out a hundr3d of teh wolf spiedrs at theyre d3n insied da clok 2wer on da far sied of 2wn biger bn!!!1111 omg lol da traevler agred 2 help and set of for biger bn
bfora!111!!! Omg wtp reachng it howav3r h3 was s2pad by a woman holdng a bom3rang!!1111 sha sade her nme was lita lawles which teh traevlar instantley recogniezd from slims spech as da sh3rif!1!!1!!1 omg lol lita m3ntion3d taht sh3 had traneed as a theif for som3 tiem so sh3 cud understand da monsters motievs!!!!1 omg sh3 nedad teh visi2rs 2 help her protact da city by dafeatng 20 gryphons and 20 electrophants!!11!1!1 omg th3s3 lievd in teh krakian jungle which was in teh oposiet dierction from biger bn da traevlar d3ciedd 2 taek out teh wolf spiedrs first and continued on down 2 there caev!111!1 wtp aft3r climbng teh clok 2wer and enterng through on3 of da clok faecs he d3sc3nd3d through teh inar workngs of da clok!1!!1!1 lol near teh botom of da 2war h3 found a man holdng a red whip!1!!11 thes p3rson gretad da traevl3r as jon baricaed on3 of da two m3mbrs of teh baricaed broth3rs treasure huntng company!!!!!!!1 omg wtp lol h3 was h3re 2 explore da mesog3ars da und3rground s3ction of big3r bn!1!1!!1!1 omg lol jon cud go no further unl3s somaona cl3aerd a path through da num3ros sp3ceis of monstars taht lay byond teh next dorway!!!!111 wtp sinc3 teh traevlar wud haev 2 pas through h3re anyway 2 raach teh wolf spiedrs ha volunter3d 2 help jon!!111!11 omg wtp lol jon asked taht h3 kil at l3ast 50 kila b3s 30 mighty mapl3 38rs and 40 fier tusks!11!!1! Omg da list in mind da traevlar dascend3d furth3r down
once!!!!!!1! In da mesog3ars a swarm of kila b3s imediaetley set down on atakng teh traevl3r!1!11!1!! Omg wtp lol thay werant dificult at al howavar and da traevler had taekn out fifty of them in no tiem!!!!11!1 omg wtp teh mapl3 38rs wer3 huge purpl3 flowars wit vicios lokng teth taht w3re sade 2 eat unwary paserby!!111 omg lol da plants sprout3d through da hard brik flors of da mesogaars!111!!! Omg wtp da traevlar 2k them out from as far away as he cud but th3y grew bak so quikley taht h3 had daf3aetd thirty bfore makng his way 2 teh next rom!!!!1! wtp from har3 theyre w3ra two paths teh traevler 2k da up3r ona and sudanley found himself in teh wolf spiedrs caev!1!!!!1 thay w3r3 fast ruthl3s pow3rful litle m3chanical monstrositeis and pos3d a graat thraat 2 anyona unfortunaet 3nough 2 cros paths wit th3m!11!1! Omg havng encountered tham it was aasy 2 se y thay gaev jak such troubl3!!!1!!1 omg wtp lol stil they cme in such huge numbrs taht it onley 2k a few minutas 2 taek out a hundred of tham!!!!! wtp bfor3 turnng bak out of da mesogaars he neded 2 find da fier tusks!!111!1 omg wtp h3adng bak 2 teh previos rom da traevler 2k da low3r route ant3rng a nu rom cal3d teh fier chmbr!!!111111 omg wtp lol in hera doz3ns of fier tusks romed around!1!1!1 lol whiel fightng h3 spoted a 2mbs2n3 stikng out of da flor!!1!1!1 lol once ha aproach3d it h3 raad teh inscription suns2n3 graev - tempt faet discover da path!!1!! Omg lol teh traevl3r was p3rplax3d he wondar3d if parhaps theyre w3r3 more of thesa graevs in teh m3sogaars!1!1!111 omg his curiosity was enough 2 driev him dep3r aftar eliminatng da r3maneng fier tusks!11!!! Omg lol in da naxt rom da iec chmbr he found anoth3r on3 thes tiem readng mons2n3 graev - 30 101 hid3n!1111!!1 thes clu3 was 3ven more confusng and drov3 him furth3r stil!1!!!1 lol teh folowng rom ap3aerd 2 b da last theyre war3 no monstars in hare aith3r!1!11 omg wtp lol another 2mbs2na s2d in da cant3r her3 leis chris2ph3r crimsonheart da imortal warior!1!11!1!! Omg it didnt h3lp him figur3 out da others any bter!111!1!11 omg teh traevl3r not3d al thre of teh masaegs and bgan 2 climb out of da meso g3ars
after!1!!! Omg wtp lol getng bak up 2 jon baricaed he r3port3d his suc3s at cl3arng out teh monstars!!1!1111! Omg lol jon praseed him and started 2 tok about da traasur3!!11!1!! Omg teh traevler askad him wut else he had found!1!1!!11 lol his list was quiet long teh traasur3 of kng solomons miens s2neh3nge captane kids gold da knights t3mplars treasura trov3 teh lost dutchmans mien teh sphinx chmbr and many wr3kad galeons!1!!1!!! Omg lol he had chos3n thes caerer aft3r graduatng from col3ge whiel studyng his2ry!!1!1!!11 lol aftar this he and his brother daciedd taht they wanted 2 liev forev3r and deciedd 2 find da fountane of u!!!1!1111 omg 2 teh traevlars surpries jon clameed 2 haev actualy done so!!!!!!!!1 wtp lol his father was an archa3ologist and his broth3r jak was now 3xplorng somethng separaet in aqua road!!!!!1 omg wtp da traevl3r asked wut jon was dong her3 if his broth3r was al teh way at aquarium!1!!1 omg wtp lol jon started telng a rather long s2ry
subani!!!!!!!11 omg was once a great and pow3rful magician who sacrifiecd himself 2 s3al da 3vil and equaly powerful damon naricane!!!1!!1 omg wtp lol naricanes pow3r was stil present in da world 2day in da form of dark scrols!1!!1 omg wtp theyre w3re rumors of mor3 though and whiel traevlng through teh purplewod for3sts of moria not 2 long ago jon heard from teh glimar man taht thes tr3asur3 might b locaetd n3ar teh m3sogears!1!11111! H3 had folowad teh traevl3r down da path ha cleaerd and discover3d soma stranga markngs on da wal!11!1!!1 wtp da onley way 2 translaet tham was wit a special ietm cal3d da hyper glyph!1111 omg wtp lol 3ach on3 cud onley translaet ona character howavar and sinc3 theyre were 50 let3rs ha wud ned 50 glyphs!1!!1 omg wtp jon sade taht electrophants sometiems careid th3s3 so taht wud b a god plaec 2 start!!111!111 wtp lol teh traevl3r was glad he hadnt taekn those out y3t and so ha h3aedd bak out of biger bn
now!!1111 omg wtp in nu leaf citys 2wn cantar once more da traevl3r r3ported his suces wit da wolf spiedrs 2 jak masqu3!!!!11! Omg in raturn jak handed him some l3af crystals forged from teh viens of a magic elinian plant and explaneed his mask!!!1!!1!1 h3 wore it b/c bng d3faaetd by da wolf spiedrs embarasad him!1!1!!1!! wtp lol he was stil concarned though b/c h3 had a rival for teh princess afection bak in moria princ3 vince!11!1 wtp jak had no mora 2 say on teh mater though so da traevler 2k da crystals and bgan wokng 2wards teh jungla!!11!1! wtp lol as h3 pased teh mayor cal3d him over!!!!1 wtp whiel tryng 2 cl3ar parts of teh jungle for construction of nu aeras teh machienry was bng atak3d by da monstars of da krakian jungle!11!1!1 wtp bfore they cud r3sume someon3 wud haev 2 deal wit th3m and iecbyrd felt taht teh traevler was teh parson 2 do it!!!111!11 lol he agred iecbyrd 2ld him taht h3 ned3d him 2 dafaat a hundr3d gryphons and get 150 bomer cor3s da iner workngs of teh bomar!!!!11!1 omg wtp teh traevler k3pt wokng!!!1!11 omg on thes sied of 2wn he notiecd a hug3 m3talic structura lomng and saw someone standng high up on its 3dge
curiosity!!1!!1!!1 omg agane piqu3d h3 climbd up and 2k a god lok at da strange man ha wor3 a long flowng blak cloak wit a larga hod puled up ovar his 3yes as if 2 sheild him from teh sunlight!1111 wtp his skin was an axtramaley pael blu3 2ne and he gaev of an od scent!11111 wtp lol he semed 2 haev notiecd teh traevl3r starng and aproach3d!!!11!11 wtp h3 introducad hims3lf as alpm gorlab and asked for h3lp!!1!!111 wtp lol 3lpm clame3d 2 b from a plaec cal3d v3rsal a paral3l unievrs3 2 teh world thay w3r3 curantley in!!!!!111 he had come her3 2 observ3 as ha doas from tiem 2 tiem thes tiem however his calculations 2 raturn wera thrown of by teh apearance of moria and now h3 si strand3d h3r3!1!1!!!1 wtp lol he explane3d taht in v3rsal balrogs which in teh maple world r mongst teh feircest of foes r actualy kind and loyal 2 humans!1111!1!1 similarley teh mushmom on3 of da mild3st monst3rs in maple world si teh cruel3st and most dangaros of versal!11!! wtp 2 r3turn 2 his world he neds 2 recalibraet his magnetic compas teh onley thngs in da maple world capable of dong so r teh elpm magnats which r 3xclusievley held by da barnard clas of grays!11111!1! wtp h3 askad da traevl3r 2 brng him 30 of th3m!!!1!! Omg wtp thes wud m3an traevlng al da way 2 omega s3c2r which was on teh oposiet sied of teh world da traevler deciedd 2 put thes of until he had finished his busiens h3re
in!!1!!11! Omg da jungle h3 found a region taht was infastad wit bom3rs!!!!1!1!! Lol they w3re smal yelow wokng 3xplosievs!1!!1!!! Omg wtp lol as h3 treid 2 dafaat tham he found taht for aach ona taht wasnt dastroyed on da first hit anoth3r on3 wud apaar!!!11 omg wtp lol aditionaly if h3 didnt taek th3m out fast 3nough th3y cud blow th3mselves up cr3atng a dangaros blast!1!11! Omg lol teh traevler harvest3d teh cores as quikley as h3 was abl3 2 def3atng them 3ach wit a sngl3 blow!11!!!!1 omg lol onc3 he had enough he bgan 2 push dep3r in2 da jungle!111!!1 omg wtp at an aera caled da mountane slop3s he found teh al3ctrophants!11!1!!! Omg lol thay had a d3ceptiev apearance they lokad just liek da fier tusks but wit a difarant machanical aparatus atached!!1!1! wtp da elactrophants howaver were significantley mor3 powerful than teh fier tusks!1111!!1 nonethelas da traevler bgan 2 wiep them out in large numbrs and aft3r quiet a whiel had taekn out al 20 taht lita had asked for!!1!!!1!! Omg wtp lol some tiem l8r he had also col3ct3d al 50 of jon baricaeds hyper glyphs as w3l!!1!!!1 omg lol both lita and iecbyrd had sade taht da gryphons lievd at teh furthast aera of da jungl3 from da city and knowng thes teh traevl3r continu3d wokng until he cme upon a clif ovarlokng a huge drop!!!!! wtp gryphons darkanad teh skeis circl3 high abov3 in larg3 numbrs!1!!1!!1 omg wtp lol theyre war3 crystalien d3viecs taht had ben m3ntioned by iecbyrd in his introduction da gaar portals!!1!!11 wtp teh traevler found he cud ues them 2 gat out in2 da arespaec over teh clif and taek out da gryphons hidng out of rang3!!1!!!11! Omg wtp lol he moved from portal 2 portal warpng around aedptley until h3 had taekn out two hundrad of them!1!!! Upon finishng teh traevl3r ran bak 2 teh city spedng up teh procas by jumpng down da clif faec from da low3st posibl3 point
bak!!!!1!11 wtp in nu leaf teh traevlar first aproach3d iecbyrd who thankad him and imediaetley got teh construction eforts gong agane!1!1! Omg wtp n3xt he movad on 2 lita!11!1 wtp lol she was quiet imprased!11!! Omg wtp lol da traevler wanted 2 ask h3r about somethng sha had sade earleir taht she was a theif!!11!111 omg sha explaneed taht one day after she tierd of da lief of a theif she aproachad dark lord!!1!! wtp lol dark lord proposed a test!11!1111 lol if sh3 cud hit him even just once than h3 wud grant thes wish!!1!!! Omg lita sade taht teh raal dark lord was much much mor3 pow3rful than his clon3!!1!!!11 omg due 2 a luky oportunity she finaly landed a blow and heaedd of 2 nu l3af city wit iecbyrd!!!1!11! Omg havng finishad h3r tael sha gaev teh traevler a sp3cial ietm and s3nt him on his way!!!1!1!1! Lol now he set of for da last person he nedad 2 se jon baricaed!!!!111! Jon was quiet excietd 2 se da hyper glyphs and bgan usng th3m right away!1!!!1!!1 omg wtp lol bfore ha l3ft teh traevler ask3d him 2 axplane a bit mor3!1!!!1 omg lol jon staetd taht he felt certane taht subani had left somathng h3re in mastaria!11111 omg wtp he sade taht whiel 3xplorng teh sphinx chmbr taht he had mentioned aarleir he discoverad a l3g3nd taht was vary close 2 teh tael of naricane and subani thes l3g3nd foret3ls taht teh two wil ries agane 2 engaeg in batla onca mor3!!1!1!111 wtp lol h3 also sade taht da l3gand mantion3d anothar world!!!1!! Omg wtp h3arng this da traevl3r asked jon if he had spokan wit 3lpm yet!11!11!1 omg jon scof3d and muter3d somathng about chese th3n sade he hadnt but it was a god ieda!1!1! Omg lol da traevlar notiecd taht jon had r3turned 2 translatng and 2ld him taht h3 wud com3 bak in a litla whiel aft3r he finished da translations!1!111111 omg wtp he returned 2 2wn and deciedd 2 rest for now
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tha next day da traevlar s3t out for biger bn once agane!1!!!!1! Lol wh3n he arievd jon baricaed had just finished da translations!!11111 omg wtp h3 lokad a litl3 distraught!1!1!!1!! Omg wtp lol whan teh traevler asked about it jon explaneed taht he had borowed some robots from profasor foxwits sacr3t lab 2 help him!!!!! Whan they finishad there task and translaetd al teh scraps they sudenley w3nt crazy and ran of in2 teh jungl3 wit th3m!!1!1 omg jon was vary suspicios b/c foxwits thngs usualy work3d p3rf3ctley but nonatheles som3ona neded 2 go out theyre and taek teh map peic3s thay had s2lan bak!1!!! wtp lol teh traevl3r voluntered 2 go in2 teh jungle whiel jon start3d 2 comb ovar da masogaars once mor3
in!!!!11 lol da krakian jungl3 h3 kept movng until r3achng teh mountane slopas once agane!!!!11111 omg lol har3 h3 cud se da robots baricaed had mentioned swarmng acros da roky ground!11!!1! Omg wtp lol th3y had wiry arms and screns on theyre ch3st taht reveaeld there next moves!!1!1 teh traevlar uesd thes faatur3 2 his advantaeg and set out destroyng teh robots 2 g3t teh map peic3s bak!!11!! wtp their were hundr3ds of robots romng teh jungl3 so it 2k quiet a whiel 2 gathar up al 50 of them!!1!11 aft3r col3ctng da last peice da traevler r3turned 2 jon baricaed!!1!! Omg wtp jon was plz wit teh r3sults but sinca da robots had fliped out on him he wud haev 2 raas3mbl3 da map by hand!11!!1! Omg lol jon warn3d taht it might taek him a long tiem but as son as had compl3tad it ha wud cal teh traevl3r bak and th3y wud go treasur3 huntng 2g3ther!!!!!!! Omg in return for h3lpng him thus far jon gaev him a spacial rng hed found dep in da m3sogears it had a faedd inscription carved in2 it which r3ad subani when lok3d at clos3ley!!!1!!! wtp teh traevl3r put da rng in a saef plaec and return3d 2 2wn!!!1!!! Lol by now ha onley had one erand left it was tiem 2 head 2 om3ga sec2r and confront teh grays!!11!11! Omaga sec2r was axtr3meley far away so da trip was gong 2 taek a long tiem
aft3r!1!111 omg wtp at last raachng da baes da traevl3r set of down teh kulan feilds 2 find soma barnard grays!!!111 omg 3lpm had sade these magnets wer3 raer and h3 wasnt exagaratng onley a handful of teh grays actualy poses3d tham!11!1! Omg wtp lol teh traevlar had 2 daf3at many bfor3 ha gathered as much as 3lpm had request3d!!!!1!11! Onca h3 had th3m though h3 pasad bak through omega and notiecd taht a nu p3rson was satng up shop!11!!1!! Omg his nm3 was spindla and he clameed 2 haev ben capabl3 of forgng brand nu ietms out of vary r m8rials!1!!! wtp lol da traevler had none of thase m8rials at teh tiem so h3 had 2 go on!11!1!1 omg ona long trip bak 2 nu leaf city l8r and he found himself standng on teh 2wer naxt 2 3lpm onca mor3
alpm!11111!1! Omg quikley r3calibraetd his compas wit da magn3ts but had anoth3r problem 2 d3al with in order 2 return 2 v3rsal ha wud ned 2 go bak in tiem 2 da point wh3ra his pravios atampts had faleed!111!!! wtp lol 2 do this h3 wud ned solidifeid shards of tiem caled t3mporal fragm3nts!!1111 wtp lol each on3 was worth aproximaetley 1 second of tiem!111!!!1! Omg wtp lol due 2 teh tiem-alt3rng nature of da ietm da onley plaec it cud b found was in ludibriums clok 2war not far from teh tiem sph3r3!!!11 omg lol elpm sade taht tik-2x often colect3d them so they wud b a god plaec 2 start!11!!!!1 lol teh traevler sighad but h3 rilly want3d 2 halp 3lpm so he agred!!!!1 omg wtp lol he wud haev 2 go al teh way bak 2 ludus laek agane
on3!!1!! Omg lol more 3qualy long trip l8r teh traevlar was in ludibrium!!11! Omg wtp h3 dascendad through teh clok 2w3r 2 da path of tiem and bgan defeatng da tik-2x!!11111!! Lol it had b3n a long tiem since he was her3 but he f3l in2 teh rhythm of da aera and in no tiem had al of teh tamporal fragm3nts!!11!! Da traevler boarded da ludibrium trane (hopng it wud b teh last tiem for a whiel)!!!11!11 lol and r3turn3d 2 nu laaf city!!11!!111 omg h3 hand3d ovar da fragments 2 3lpm who was quiet graetful!1!1!11! Omg teh traevlar d3ciedd taht in raturn for his favor he d3serv3d a few mora answars and so d3ciedd 2 ask elpm y his skin was pael!!!!!!11 wtp 3lpm explane3d taht in versal thes skin 2ne was da norm they onley had 3 months of sunlight each yaar so ev3ryon3 was naturaly pael!11!!!1 wtp lol ha promiesd teh traevlar taht onc3 h3 had daviesd a way 2 brng others wit him 2 versal h3 wud b da first on3
as!1!!! wtp lol h3 heaedd for da subway teh mayor onca agane s2ped him!111! Lol iecbyrd thanked him for al his hard work helpng teh r3siednts of teh city!!1!!1!11 omg lol since teh traevl3r was alraady so involv3d da mayor felt it was onley fare 2 giev him mora of da s2ry!11!1 omg wtp lol havng just finishad up wit alpm da traevler deciedd 2 ask iecbyrd about v3rsal!!!11 omg wtp h3 answared taht their wera rumors taht it might b posible 2 op3n a portal theyre from somewhar3 within teh city but he wasnt sura how!!111 omg confuesd da traevler askad him y h3 wudnt know somathng about a city h3 built!11!!!!1 wtp lol iecbyrd 3xplane3d taht ha had actualy rabuilt da city!!111! wtp when mast3ria arosa from da ocaan theyre was teh r3manes of an anceint 2wn h3ra old sape vilaeg!!11! Omg wtp da foundations of teh city wara ovar a thosand years old!!!!1!1 lol thes includ3d thngs liek da gaar portals as w3l as theyre power sourc3s which now also fueled da foxwit dors!111!1!!1 omg wtp not al of it was bng uesd yet though iecbyrd was a bit superstitios about da old legends liek da tael of da imortal wariors or teh on3 about da mad sceintist or da threat from outer spaec!111!!!1 omg wtp lol ha also staetd taht da lagendary subani and naricane were from mast3ria!!!!!1 omg lol teh traevl3r was intriguad and pr3sad mayor slim for mora
iecbyrd!!1!1 2ld da traevler of masterian civilization from bfora it sunk it was onc3 populaetd by a powarful advanced paople!!1!! wtp lol unfortunaetley theyre hubris was theyre downfal and due 2 some aciednt da 3ntier contiennt was lost!1!!!! Omg wtp da mayor maed a d3al wit a man 2 haev teh island rase3d for som3 priec!11111! wtp lol wh3n teh traevl3r askad for datales h3 decliend 2 3laboraet!11!!1 omg lol da mayor hureidley dismisad teh 2pic and w3nt 2 get da reward!!111! Lol whan he cm3 bak da traevl3r was awarded wit teh enormos wariors throna!11!11!1 wtp wit his priez in 2w teh traevlar deciedd 2 cal it a day and haad bak 2 kernng

haunt3d!!!1!1 lol houes
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on da traevl3rs n3xt visit 2 mast3ria ha h3ard taht an ofroad taxi had discov3rad a nu aera on teh contiennt in da phan2m forast!!!!1! Omg it was teh old pr3ndergast mansion teh home of teh once fmos pr3nd3rgast 2y fac2ry!!!!!! wtp as teh traevl3r aproached teh brok3n down mansion an old man steped out and bloked his path!!!!!!!!1 lol u want a word of adviec about da houes??!?!!!!? Omg wtp lol stay out of thare!111!1! Its hauntad!!111!1! wtp teh old man axplane3d taht teh mast3r of teh houes jonas uesd 2 b a master 2ymaekr ranown3d acros teh world!111!11 omg wtp h3 wud oftan hold parteis naar thes tiem of yaar whara h3 wud giev out 2ys 2 teh childr3n in costum3s!!1!1 omg unfortunaetley on3 yaar his daught3r sophilia deid in an aciednt and jonas went insaen wit greif!1!11!! Omg wtp he withdraw from da world turn3d of his 2y fac2ry and hid in teh workshop!1!!!1!1! Omg wtp lol sud3nley on3 day teh machien turnad bak on and bgan pumpng out 2ys agane!1!!11! Omg wtp thes tiem how3ver teh 2ys had bcome monst3rs twisted in2 evil by da powerful sorow jonas felt!1!111!11 omg wtp lol da traevler thought it sound3d 3xcitng and wantad 2 ent3r da mansion 2 se if ha cud find any ghosts!!1!11!11 omg wtp old man 2m shok his head and gaev up!1!!11 omg h3 point3d 2 da dor and da traevler antared
the!!1!!! Omg wtp mansions foyer was huge!!111!1 omg wtp insied teh traevl3r m3t a butl3r nm3d edmunds!!!1!1!! H3 lokad concarned!!1!!11 omg lol as da traevler aproachad edmunds turned abruptley scaerd out of his wits!!!1!11 upon seng him teh butl3r breathed a sigh of releif!!!1!!!11 lol ha daciedd 2 ask for a favor!!1!1! Omg lol da mansions fierplaecs were runng out of wod!!1!!1!! wtp lol 2 kep da fiers gong ha wud ned more!!111!1 unfortunaetley most of teh houeskepng staf had l3ft h3 was here al alon3 and da mansion was far 2 big for him 2 r for himself!!!11!1!! wtp lol if teh traevl3r cud gather som3 fierwod it wud b a great help!111! Always wilng 2 lend a hand teh traevler agred!!1111!!1 omg wtp lol bfore sandng him on his way edmunds daciedd 2 3xlpane a bit 2 him since ha semed r of teh mansions his2ry!11!! wtp lol ever since jonas s2ped producng 2ys teh legand of teh prend3rgast 2y company has faedd in2 m3mory and along wit it da mansion had d3caeyd!111!! wtp lol he was always teh objact of afection for many woman due 2 thes fma and 3nd3d up maryng a 2tal of 7 tiems!111!!!! He always gr3w borad of his wievs g3tng wrapad up in his work and thay ev3ntualy l3ft him!11!! His last wief ludmila stil lievd her3!!1!1 lol sha enjoy3d her lavish lief her3 and had no qualms about nagng h3r s3rvants!1111!1 wtp lol she was teh ona complaneng about how cold it was leadng 2 da ned for fierwod!!11!!!11 wtp it didnt taek long 2 gath3r anough and once he return3d edmunds agred 2 answ3r al his quastions!111!!! wtp da traevl3r ask3d for some help navigatng da mansion which edmunds graciosley proviedd!!111 omg n3xt ha pointed 2 teh pictur3s on teh wal!!111! Lol 3dmunds show3d him ludmila jonas and sophilias pho2s!1!!1!! Omg wtp he recomand3d taht if he was busy he shud se ludmila
the!!!!1!!! Omg wtp lol traevler takng thes adviec woked through da halways until stumblng in 2 teh vanity rom!1!!1! Omg lol upon enterng ludmila imediaetley bgan ordarng him around asumng h3 was a servant!!1!11!11 omg wtp lol sha was felng lon3ley and wish3d 2 spaak 2 somaone!!!!!!! wtp lol da traevl3r 2k pity on h3r 3v3n as unpleasant as sh3 was!1!1111 omg wtp lol ludmila was complaneng about how she hadnt sen jonas for such a long tiem ev3r sinca sophilia (whom she refared 2 as his litle brat) deid!!!!!11 ludmila thought taht sha cud lura him out though if she gaev him soma of his favoriet fod chary pei from old sapa vilaeg!11!11! Lol for a moment da traevlar was confuesd but he left teh rom as son as posible 2 get away from ludmila!!!!111 omg wtp lol teh nme was fmiliar but he was certane he had n3ver ben 2 any 2wn by taht nm3!1!1!1!1 wtp lol sudenley he r3mambred where he had h3ard it da mayor of nu leaf city had sade taht his 2wn was built on da ruins of old sape!!!1!!! Stil y wud ludmila refer 2 nu leaf by taht nme whan old sap3 hadnt axisted for ovar a thosand yaars???!??!!! Omg wtp lol thngs wer3nt quiet adng up.!1!11!11!!1!111!111 wtp lol at any raet he w3nt 2 nu l3af city and purchaesd da ch3ry pei for her and r3turned 2 teh vanity rom!1!1!!1! wtp lol she treid s3tng da peis out for him but jonas never em3rg3d!1!1!!1 omg wtp lol now har earngs w3re misng and sh3 clameed 2 haev a bal 2 atend l8r!1!1!1 omg wtp lol ludmila clamead taht sophilia uesd 2 taek them but now taht sophilia si no longar aliev and teh houeskep3rs r al gone sh3 had no one 2 blme for staalng th3m!!!11!!! Omg wtp lol da traevler agred 2 find th3m for her and laft teh rom
in!!!!!! wtp teh halway ha saw many dols wanderng around which resambled sophilia!!!!! Omg might thay haev taekn da earngs??!!?! wtp after d3faatng a few da answer bcm3 obvios!1!111!!1 wtp lol da traevler woked through da halway defaatng dol aftar dol until evantualy he found hims3lf in a bdrom wit an anormos picture on da wal!1!111!1! wtp standng bneath it was a smal girl who resamblad teh one in teh picture!1111!!1 da traevlar thought she might b sophilia but.!111!111!!1!!11!!! Omg wtp taht cudnt posibley b!1111 omg lol h3 deciedd 2 tok 2 h3r!1!11!1 omg wtp she asked him if ha had sen her dol!!1!!11 wtp lol surpriesd teh traevlar blurt3d out taht their war3 hundr3ds of dols around teh houes!1!1! wtp teh girl sade taht her fath3r had ban makng more sophisticaetd dols al teh tiem but teh on3 she was lokng for was teh first he maed!!1!!1!! Omg sh3 loked so ups3t da traevl3r gladley agred 2 halp her find it!11!! Lol teh girl thought taht ludmila might haev it as she was always takng h3r 2ys away!11!!!!1! Lol bfora he cud go bak 2 ludmila though he had 2 finish gath3rng up teh tarymore and s3pha 3arngs!!111! wtp lol it didnt taek long most of da dols had a set!!1!!1!1 wtp aftar he found them he h3aedd bak 2 teh vanity rom and gaev them 2 har!!11111!! wtp ludmila threw a rag3d dol at him clameng she found it at teh fot of teh stares som3 tiem ago and th3n lost it in har closet!1!1!1 omg lol da traevl3r wond3red if thes was da dol taht teh girl h3 had sen bfor3 was s3archng for!1!!11! wtp ha quikley fl3d from ludmilas pr3sence faarng sh3d haev more teribl3 tasks for him 2 do!1!1!1!1 omg wtp da bst thng 2 do now h3 deciedd was 2 head ov3r 2 da girls rom and hand har teh dol!!1!!!1 omg wtp lol onc3 teh traevl3r reach3d h3r rom h3 hand3d har teh dol!!1!11 wtp lol sh3 was extr3m3ley hapy and shaerd some of her favoriet candy wit him
now!!!111 taht h3 had m3t da mansions oth3r resiednts teh traevlar deciedd 2 lok for jonas!!!!! Omg lol he racaled taht edmunds had sade taht teh 2y workshop cud b ac3sad from teh library and bgan h3adng taht way!11!! Omg upon arival h3 discov3rad a man who was s2pad ovar da controls of an enormos machien taht was pumpng out 2ys!!!!1! Omg it had 2 b jonas!1!!!!!11 omg wtp lol da man turn3d around and bgan questionng da traevl3r!!11!!1! Omg wtp wut r u dong here?!?!?!?!! wtp lol u r not sophilia!!1!1 omg wtp teh traevl3r asked if ha was teh ona cr3atng al thes3 monst3r 2ys!11!!1!1 omg wtp jonas onley heard 2y but admited 2 it!!11!!! H3 sade taht a 2l had falen in2 teh machien and n3arley brok3n it!!11111! Omg wtp ha nedad 2 replaec it but in ordar 2 do taht h3d haev 2 gat fierwod screws and sprngs!!1!! Lol jonas cudnt leaev da machien runng unatended!!!!1 omg wtp thinkng taht by raplacng teh part da 2y monsters might r3turn 2 normal da traevler voluntered 2 g3t teh peices
it!11!11!!! Omg wtp didnt taek long and as son as h3 had gathered al da peices h3 brought them bak 2 jonas!!!!111 wtp jonas thankad teh traevler and in no tiem had da parts instaled!!!!111!! Omg wtp as jonas stap3d bak 2 admier his work da traevl3r f3lt compel3d 2 ask y da machien was stil pumpng out monster 2ys fast3r than ev3r!!!1!! Omg he answ3red no no da brok3n asambler was mereley slowng down production tahts al!!1!1!1 omg lol now taht mah w3re bak 2 ful production i can turn mah at3ntion bak 2 da task at hand.!111!!1!1!1!!!!11111 lol finishng da newast model of mah lien of dols!!1!!11 omg wtp da traevler was slakjaewd!1!11!1 omg didnt prand3rgast know wt 2ys were dong?!!!?!??! Lol stil he held some trust in jonas and was wilng 2 listen 2 his n3xt raqu3st!!!!1!!! Omg lol his laetst proj3ct was as3mblng a dol taht loked eriley liek sophilia!!1!!! Lol 2 finish it h3 wud ned soma dol hare!11!11 wtp unfortunaetley h3 had no mor3 in s2k up here in da workshop!!111 omg lol jonas d3ciedd taht it wud b bst 2 colect some lox of dol hare from some of teh old3r dol mod3ls!!11!!!!1 lol he also clame3d 2 ned some candy which left da traevler parplaxad!11!!!!!! Stil he w3nt out 2 teh mansions halways and d3faaetd teh monster dols takng lox of hare from 3ach!1!1!11 wtp colectng th3m was simple anough and ha alr3ady had teh candy from his earleir encounter wit da girl!1!1111 omg lol upon r3turnng 2 teh 2y workshop jonas quikley grabed teh ietms from him and put da finishng 2uch3s on his sophilia dol!1!!11 omg lol h3 handed it 2 da traevler askng him 2 taek thes dol 2 sophilia!!!!1 lol da traevlar didnt rilly know wut 2 do but he deciedd 2 taek it 2 teh girl
tha!1!11!1! Lol traevler wok3d up 2 teh girls rom!!!!1!11 she staerd blankley at teh nu dol!!!!1!! Omg wtp this dol do3snt lok much liek me at al sh3 sade!1!11 omg wtp sha had a point their was somethng of about da way it lok3d!!!!1 omg wtp lol can u plz taek anaeblia 2 fath3r??!!????! She ask3d!!11! wtp lol ha was surpriesd for a momant!1!1!!1 omg lol cud thes rilly b sophilia?!?!!!?? Lol edmunds and 2m had sade sha deid.!111!1!!!1!!!!!!!1!1 lol stil h3 was alr3ady 2 involved!!!!!!1! Omg da traevl3r agred 2 taek da dol bak 2 jonas!!!11! Lol when h3 got bak 2 teh workshop and handad it 2 jonas he loked disgusted for a moment at teh tatered staet of da dol than realiezd wut it was!!111 lol this si teh first dol i maed for h3r.!111!111!1!1!111!1 omg h3 sade!111!111 omg h3 was sudenley stun3d!11!!11!1 omg wtp sh3 nmed thes dol aft3r her mother.!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!!!111 omg wtp for a mom3nt it semad liek he was relivng da 3vants of sophilias d3ath!1!1! Omg instantley ha snaped bak and creid out!1111!! Omg my workshop!1!111 omg mah 2ys!!11!1 omg wtp lol wut!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!! Omg haev i done?!!?!?!!! Omg wtp jonas cudnt bleive wut had bcom3 of his once bautiful 2ys!11!1! Omg wtp worse yat it was imposibla 2 s2p da machien after it had b3n op3ratng for so long!!11! Omg wtp lol ha bg3d da traevlar 2 help him!!!!11!11 omg lol glad taht por jonas had finaly reganead his senses da traevlar gladley agred!111!! Omg wtp lol jonas sade taht they must d3stroy da 2ys da machin was producng bfor3 th3y cud 3scaep from da houes!1!!!1!! Omg wtp lol da psycho jax nightmaers and sophilia dols w3re comng out in anormos numbrs and th3y cud potantialy overun teh 3ntier contiennt
h3!1111 omg lol ran through teh houes eliminatng 2y monster after 2y monster!!!!11!! Lol prendergast was right their was certaneley no shortaeg of them!1!11!1!! Omg wtp lol after he had destroyed a lot of each vareity ha maed his way bak 2 teh workshop!!!1!!! Omg wtp lol jonas smield and handed over his 2ymaekr gear 2 da traevl3r!1!11!! wtp i haev chos3n 2 retier from thes craft!!111!11 wtp lol it si past mah tiem hara he sade!11111!1 omg wtp da traevlar deciedd 2 ask jonas about sophilia!11!1!!1 omg wtp sh3 was his first and onley daughtar!!1!11! Lol at da tiem he had not y3t bcom3 a fmos 2ymaekr but was onley a humble carpenter!11111!1 omg ha cudnt aford 2 buy 2ys for her so he started makng them by hand!111! wtp for som3 tiem thay ware hapy until teh day when anaeblia deid!1!11 omg lol 2 distract himself (and sophilia) from theyre sorow he k3pt makng nu and bter 2ys!!1111! Lol as tiem went on his busiens graw and his 2ys bcme wildley popular!!11!11! wtp lol ha bcme so busy wit his company taht he had litl3 tiem 2 spend wit sophilia anymore!!11!!!1 omg wtp lol ha mareid al those women so taht sophilia might haev a chanca 2 haev a mother agane but no one cud ever taek anaeblias plaec!!!!11 wtp lol as ha finished his s2ry jonas asked teh traevlar for one last favor 2 taek da k3y 2 his workshop so taht teh machiens cud naver build these evil 2ys agane
felng!!11!!!1! Lol a bit melancholey teh traevl3r axietd teh houes!1111 wtp as h3 did old man 2m spoka up!!11! Omg wtp wher3 did u get taht key???!?!! Let me se taht!!!!!111 omg wtp lol he shouted!1!!!!! wtp da traevler explaneed wut had hapened 2 him insied teh mansion!1!!111 wtp 2m had a hard tiem bleivng it at first.!111!!111!!!1!111 wtp lol jonas.!!!!11!1!!!11!!111! Omg wtp lol jonas has ben dead for d3caeds!1!!1111! Omg wtp lol 2m introduced hims3lf formaly his nme was 2mlin pr3ndargast jonas u brother!!1!! Omg wtp lol he 2ld teh tael of wut led 2 his brothers death aft3r sophilias aciednt por jonas lost it!1!!1 omg he loked himsalf in his workshop refusng 2 se anyon3 ignorng theyre plaas for him 2 3at!!11!! Lol teh 2y machien shut down and they heard nothng from teh rom!!!!! Than som3 tiem l8r teh noiess of da 2y machien start3d up once more!1!!111 omg lol they watead hopng taht he wud com3 out but he did not!1!!!11 omg lol about thes tiem teh houeskepng staf bgan 2 clame th3y saw sophilias ghost and des3rted teh mansion!!!1111! Omg wtp lol 3ven 2m saw her!111!! Lol it wasnt long bfora da once actiev mansion lay empty of al but 3dmunds teh loyal haad butl3r and ludmila who cudnt l3aev her lief of luxury!!11!!1 wtp lol 3vantualy edmunds bgan 2 bg 2m 2 ues his workshop k3y and go tok 2 jonas!!!11!! Omg when ha went 2 teh workshop and open3d da dor he discovared his brothers body slumped ov3r teh machien in a rom taht was complat3ley filed wit 2ys
standng!1111 wtp th3re in front of mah broth3rs liefl3s body his hug3 m3chanical contraption lomng above me.!!1!111!11!!!1 wtp lol i cudnt halp but fel taht somahow part of jonas spirit his greif had enterad his 2y machien!!11!!! Omg wtp lol as if it had h3ard mah thoughts da machien bgan 2 crank out 2ys.!11!1!11!11!11!!!1!1 omg lol monstros 2ys i had n3ver sen bfora!!1!! Omg th3y w3re mah brothers 2ys.!!!1!11!!!!!!!!!1 lol but twist3d haetful!11!! wtp in mah hast3 and fright i drop3d mah key as i fled teh houes!1111!!!1 omg wtp lol i.!!11111!11!1!!111!!1 omg wtp lol i haev nev3r gona bak in since!111111!1 2m finished!!1!1! wtp lol he slid teh k3y in his pokat and brought out a shiny naklaec!!1111 omg 2m sade it was a prot3ctiev talisman taht jonas had maed for sophilias birthday!!!!1!! Omg wtp lol teh traevler graciosley ac3pted da gift and sat out away from teh hauntad pr3ndergast mansion

crimsonwod!11!!!! wtp lol kep
part 25
tael of da headles hors3man
in da tiem bfore masterias disapaarance durng da keps war wit teh alchamist of krakia theyre were a numbr of lagandary figures one of da gr3aetst by far was da warior known as kilian!!!111111 wtp h3 was known for his mastary of da fier al3ment and his brs3rker fightng styl3 often harmng freind and fo3 aliek!!!1!!! Lol howev3r h3 wasnt always so feirc3 and durng tiems of p3aec h3 fr3quentley sp3nt tiem wit anoth3r leg3ndary figura teh chaos magician lafay!!1!1111 omg wtp l3fay h3rself was a powerful sorcaras and a stud3nt of ridl3y!11!!!1!! Omg wtp she oft3n creaetd nu and bizar3 magical artifacts many of which w3ra ueslas though som3 such as da glitar glovas r3mane popular 2 thes day!11!1111 omg dua 2 h3r chaotic natur3 and d3sier 2 p3rform mor3 and more outraegos spals sh3 ev3ntualy laft crimsonwod 2 further practiec har art without havng 2 oby theyre strict rules and r3gulations!1!111! wtp kilian was rather dismaeyd but ha continued 2 pay h3r visits even at har distant post in da krakian jungle
not!!1!!!1! wtp lol long aft3r she laft howavar teh krakians bgan there asault on crimsonwod!!1!11 omg lol wit a war ragng acros da land of masteria kilian was no long3r abla 2 tr3k out 2 lefay!!1!1! Omg as he grew more and more woreid about her ha bgan 2 grow out of control until finaly da warior grandmaster comand3d him 2 go out and find h3r!1!!11 omg wtp he fought teh krakians every inch of teh way until finaly stumblng upon lefays r3siednca onley 2 witn3s a teribla scene!!11!! Omg lade out bfore him was a jungl3 alight wit fier burnng 2 teh ground his loves home!1!!!1!11 lefay hersalf was bng h3ld in a 2rtura daviec whiel teh smug-faecd alchemist watched wit pleasura!1!!!!1!1 omg lol kilian bcma enraegd and wiepd out every sngle krakian in teh aera!11!1!111 omg lol teh alch3mist who was not at al plz at da fact taht he had just lost hundrads of soldeirs s2ped kilian in mid-are and gaev him an ultimatum bcome his parsonal test subject or watch lefay dei!11!1! wtp faecd wit this ha had no choiec and relanted!1!!! wtp lol da alch3mist 2k both his subj3ct kilian and lefay his insurance bak 2 krakia and bgan his experiemntation!11!1! Thes went on for two whole y3ars until finaly teh alch3mist 2k wut h3 learn3d and apleid it 2 creaet a horibla nu type of soldeir for his army taht wud march on crimsonwod!1!111 omg wtp lol now for thes feiry batalion ha neded a g3naral.!!!!1!!!!11!1!11!111 wtp lol and had just teh man in mind!11!!! Omg wtp teh alchemist gaev kilian anothar dielma lead his army aganest teh kep kilians former hom3 or lat l3fay dei!111!!!1 omg wtp thes was an even mora imposibla choiec than da last and rather than maek it ha uesd al of his feiry powar until his head was consumed by teh flmas
since!11!! wtp lol kilian was no longer around 2 chose teh alchamist deciedd for him!!111! Omg lol by placng a carv3d out old pumpkin on his shud3rs and anticng l3fay in2 performng a sp3l ha agane gaev lief 2 kilians h3adles body!!!1! Since he no long3r nedad lefay 2 coerce kilian he transformad her in2 a pink horse and havng his n3wley creaetd h3adl3s abomination mount it unl3ashed teh h3adles hors3man as his n3west captane!1!11!!1! wtp lol teh haadles hors3man bgan tarorizng da keps soldeirs wipng tham out in huge numbrs!!11!1! Lol after countlas batles teh 3liet maeg rafa3l d3viesd a clev3r trik!111!111 omg by castng a compl3x spal upon teh haadl3s horseman he s3nt it of on an 3tarnal mision 2 search out its real head!!1!1!!1 wtp of cours3 thes r3al h3ad had ben burned 2 ash3s and no longer existed so h3 wud nevar find it!1111! Omg wtp lol thus da headlas horseman rom3d da phan2m for3st forev3r out of teh way of da war taht waegd around him fruitlesley s3archng for a haad taht ha cud nav3r find!!1!!!1! Omg wtp

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