Scientists Build Anti-Mosquito Laser

http://www.physorg.com/news156423566.html

If you could only see my maniacal grin as I read this. Pure poetic moment in this paragraph:

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In experiments, the system could target mosquitoes with a flashlight, and then uses a zoom lens to feed the data to the computer, which fires at the insect. Each time the laser strikes a mosquito, the computer makes a gunshot sound. When the mosquito is hit, it bursts into flame and falls to the ground, and a thin plume of smoke rises.

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Also, I'd love a custom made one that makes the Star Wars pew pew sound.

LoL. You're not afraid of the Mosquito dirtying your carpet?

having last night been the subject of about 30-35 mosquito bites, the laser idea sounds a bit more attractive than merely

creating a malaria-free mutant to overtake the natural mosquitoes.

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Shoop da woop! IMMA cHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!