What would you do when Zombies attacked?

So, I got this topic from sw and since it is so fun to read; I want to repost it here. Soo, what would you do when Zombies attacked? for me, I would gather as many can food and bottle of water as I can, then go to the nearest airport and be air lifted off the ground. Hopefully i'll get to do this with my mom & dad & bf. Screw everybody else!!! hehehe jk but well if I see my friend on the way and if they aren't zombie yet, then sure tag along. So, tell me what would you do...

edit: Sorry if this is in the wrong section, then please move me. Thanks

edit: Assuming that these zombie are on the news RIGHT NOW!!! and are like somewhere close to you, perhap a neighbor state?

Zombies? 0_o
Assuming a perfectly imaginary world that i can do anything i want, where only a select few are zombies, and not the entire world population like in I Am Legend, also assuming that i am a great bit older and more adapted to this hideous setting,

I would make a secret lair somewheres in a bright place (assuming that the zombies don't like the light) gather enough material to keep me alive forever (assuming zombies don't eat normal human food)- materials also include raw materials like wood and metal (hypothetical scrap metal you know?). My secret lair would have a basment with fake lighting 24/7 growing extra food for my buddies and family and anyone else living there, as well as have an armory where we can make weapons to fight off the zombies (assuming the Zombies can be killed << -thinks that statement is redundant-). eventually we all return to our wild ways and make bows and arrows and swords to fight off zombies =P

Of course, in that perfect world, would have adapted to my surroundings and learned to shoot extremely accurately in order to conserve the amount of bullets that i would be using (and maybe that nice curvey shot from Wanted xP)

If Zombies were to attack now.. I would hide and cry in a corner of a safe house where it was fully lit because i don't know how to use any weapons at all except for maybe a wooden staff or katana T.T

Well, if I had time to prepare I'd stock up on food and get my house properly barricaded. I would get some weapons as well, there is a nice gun shop down the street from me. (It's next to a church. Recently they tried to open up a tattoo parlor near said church and people got mad. But that's another story.) Then probably wait it out and try not to attract attention to myself.

If I didn't, I would mount my potato cannon to my father's pickup, have someone drive it while I fire it and get the pineapple out of town.

If we were dealing with Residen Evil Zombies(also the same speed and physiology as Night of the Living Dead zombies) and I was unprepared I would be fucked.

I live in New York City, the most crowded area in my side of the world. Basically my options would be to wait and hide in my apartment or run to my friends place a mile away who would be more prepared than I would. But if I had to be alone in my apartment I would stay in my apartment with the doors closed, windows shut, and with no noise. I will try to preserve food and stay connected online as long as possible, I would print out essential survival tips online. Then after a week I would start raiding other aparments via fire escape. I will need a weapon if I find any zombies in the apartment. Soon multiple apartments will be under my control or I will have some sort of alliance or group going on. If I find myself alone I will just leech food apartment from apartment and jumping building to building via roof tops until I get rescued, find a group, or cross the street and raid other buildings.

Get bitten.

Being a zombie would be fuckwin.

Get bitten.

Being a zombie would be fuckwin.

^ I had actually thought that, but nah. How boring just walking around and moaning. F3

Living close to the coast, I'd probably go to an uninhabited island that's like 4 hours from here and just live my life away with Matt, my noodle-head of a dog, and any of my other loved ones that's not infected. That being said, if Matt was infected, I'd have him bite me and be zombified. :3

I'd kill them. Kill them good.

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Offer up sacrifices of people I dislike

Befriend the zombies [/COLOR]

a barrel roll

Oh I just thought of something... before I would leave to my island, I have to get a machine gun and go crazy with it for a few hours. And of course, if I have access to a rocket launcher you can count on me blowing some zombie guts everywhere. (;

Go on the roof, or on the top of a crane.

If you know why I'd do that, then nuff sed.

Assuming the epidemic is happening right now as opposed to I wake up and 99.99% of the Earth's population has been changed, Id do the following:

First, call friends and family. See who is changed and who isnt. Secondly, Id head to the nearest police station and get equipped. After that, Id find a good, reliable car. Id travel as fast as I can to the nearest army base and sign up

Honestly. Armed and equipped by the government. Being the only people "in the know", being updated on the situation, and even better, having lots of companions to fight along side

Best option in my opinion: join the armed forces

1. Get guns.
2. Make camp in the police station or something.
3. Stay alive as long as possible.

Simple as that. Or hide somewhere where they wouldn't be able to reach me...like...say, top of a roof.

Find the nearest as large as possible mall. Movies and games have taught you this is the smartest solution possible.

Get a lawn mower and camp near a mall.

Drive 45 minutes away to then nearest mall. Yupp, those people making those video games suuurreee are smart. :3

Edit: I just realized, a Zombie apocalypse would be very fun. :x

call 111 lol. run away /hide somewhere

I'd call Chuck Norris. He can pineapple those zombies up for me.

I would shack up with katie and make sure we repopulate the world ;D

I would shack up with katie and make sure we repopulate the world ;D

Who the heck needs Chuck Norris when we can just do this

Repopulation>Chuck Norris