Caption Contest Extrrrrravanganza! (CCE)

"Storage fee: 100 mesos per item
Moon bunny rice cakes: 10K mesos each
Rare hat: 15 mil mesos
Not hiding well enough to avoid being a track: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there is mastercard."

Little did everyone realize that one of those "large tomatoes" was actually one of MetalAlx's gigantic zits.

Ever since elmetalpanic entered his pin-code at Mr. Lee's storage and got famed at the same time, he doubts that Mr. Lee's storage really is "safe and secure", as he says.

Today on "Dateline NBC-To Catch a Predator", we follow MetalAlx as he stalks poor little Tory...

I choose this one over my other quote.

*Pretends i'm a tomato*