Would you cut of your own privates and use them to murder 10 baby orphans for 10mil?

I think thread has a more accurate scale of worth than the other threads, I think people will answer half and half.

Baby orphans.
they would be the most innocent things in the world. I'm talking about the most adorable orphans that everyone would love. You'd just want to cuddle them in your arms. It'd be those orphans that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of them would make you all warm and fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that 10mil?

The money.
10mil. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can't even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new planet Earth you've always wanted. No one will know you've got that amount of cash. But, there's a catch. Everyone on the face of the planet would know that you killed 10 babay orphans with your privates.

Your privates.
It would be tyour most valuable possesion in the world. I'm talking about the most adorable privates that everyone would love. You'd just want to cuddle them in your arms. It'd be those privates that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of them would make you all warm and fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that 10mil?

The money.
10mil. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can't even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new planet Earth you've always wanted. No one will know you've got that amount of cash. But, there's a catch. Everyone on the face of the planet would know that you cut off your privates to strangle baby orphans. You may experience guilt and people would... well, you know what I mean.

So what would it be?

Hmm... I could use the money to buy new, bionic privates.

The idea of strangling babies with a vagina makes me giggle.

But no thanks, I like my reproductive organs just the way they are.

How do you kill someone with a penis?

I think thread has a more accurate scale of worth than the other threads, I think people will answer half and half.

Baby orphans.
they would be the most innocent things in the world. I'm talking about the most adorable orphans that everyone would love. You'd just want to cuddle them in your arms. It'd be those orphans that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of them would make you all warm and fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that quadrillion dollars?

The money.
A quadrillion dollars. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can't even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new planet Earth you've always wanted. No one will know you've got that amount of cash. But, there's a catch. Everyone on the face of the planet would know that you killed 10 babay orphans with your privates.

Your privates.
It would be tyour most valuable possesion in the world. I'm talking about the most adorable privates that everyone would love. You'd just want to cuddle them in your arms. It'd be those privates that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of them would make you all warm and fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that quadrillion dollars?

The money.
A quadrillion dollars. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can't even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new planet Earth you've always wanted. No one will know you've got that amount of cash. But, there's a catch. Everyone on the face of the planet would know that you cut off your privates to strangle baby orphans. You may experience guilt and people would... well, you know what I mean.

So what would it be?

I call fail.

First off, if you happen to be a female, how can you strangle something with a vagina or cut the vagina off?...

Also, no. I wouldn't kill the orphans or cut off my privates. I like my privates.

I call fail.

fixed =)

Okay, better. lol

I would pay 10 million dollars just to see someone kill 10 baby orphans with their privates.

How do you kill someone with a penis?

penis-tickled them to death?

This is just getting silly.

This sounds like a new meme in the making after the 3rd parody. And It's getting nastier and nastier.

The only way you could kill a person with your private would be to sharpen your weewee and poke someone.