Would you shoot a Chinchilla for a $1,000,000,000?

The Chinchilla .
It would be the most innocent thing in the world. I'm talking about the most adorable chinchilla that everyone would love. You'd just want to cuddle it in your arms. It'd be that chinchilla that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of it would make you all fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that billion dollars?

The money.
A billion dollars. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can't even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new computer you've always wanted. No one will know you've got that amount of cash. You'd be shooting the chinchilla with the most lethal handgun on Earth. You may experience guilt and people would... well, you know what I mean.

So what would it be?

you actually wrote 1 billion.

pineapple yes I would. I'd shoot it for $50.

Copy and Pasting is fun. :[

I will laugh if Fiel comes through here and bans everyone who says "yes". *edits poll to record who votes where*

i would lol

my life would be set

Mm, pasta.

5-0. Lol.
Where's the love for Chinchillas? D:

Damn right I would.

Yey, first "no". <3

Let's wait for Fiel, shall we?

YOU'RE FRIGGIN SICK.

Besides, after a while, that billion would lose its fun.

YOU'RE FRIGGIN SICK.

Besides, after a while, that billion would lose its fun.

Oh my god someone else actually voted No?
What the ?!

id use the money to buy more chinchillas

well...i think i would pay $30 to just shoot the hell out of those ugly rat-knockoffs DONTBANME!
but yes, easy.

A mockingbird is the most innocent thing in the world

I'd dress a dirty stinky rat as a chinchilla and shoot it..

And then get my billion...

No one will know ^_^

I'd dress a dirty stinky rat as a chinchilla and shoot it..

And then get my billion...

No one will know ^_^

i wou*shot down*

Now that I think of it: in regards to this thread and the previous, I would shoot someone that was about to shoot the dog/chinchilla (unless it implied "shoot to kill"). Hell, I'd probably aim for the groin.

Yes, yes, YES!!! Gimme the gun right now!

I'd ask "where's the catch?"

As you can see, there's no shortage of people willing to shoot the poor beast for a lot less, or even for free. So why is someone offering $1b for that?
Something is fishy. I wouldn't do it.