Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, the game shuts down because not enough idiots are buying NX.

I wish I had a penny that could not harm me, or make anything else harm me.

Granted but you spend the penny on your life savings.

I wish I knew why me and erich336 have the same dp. CHANGE TO A WARRIOR OR SUMTHIN PLOX.

Granted now its full of hackers..look wat you did D:

I wish for cherries

granted but they're rotten.

I wish for world peace and a taco

I wish for world peace and a taco

Granted. The Russians trigger nuclear war, America responds, all life on Earth is exterminated, and the world gains peace... the peace of a graveyard. As the wind howls through the ruins, a taco lands on the ground where the remains of your corpse lie.

I want a nice bagel with cream cheese.

Granted. The bagel is nice.. but the cream cheese is actually butter with bits of your mom's teeth on it.

I wish SP was more popular.

Granted. The bagel is nice.. but the cream cheese is actually butter with bits of your mom's teeth on it.

I wish SP was more popular.

Granted, but its a bunch of trolling noobs that don't contribute anything.

I wish there were more mature mardians here though!

Granted. But it turns they're are pedos.

I wish I didn't post as much in this thread.

Granted. But it turns they're are pedos.

I wish I didn't post as much in this thread.

Granted, but it's too late.

I wish I co-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Granted. You break the combo and SP explodes.

This is why we can't have nice things.

I wish channel 20 still existed

Granted. You break the combo and SP explodes.

This is why we can't have nice things.

I wish channel 20 still existed

Granted, but you get ksed anyways

I wish maple was more fun in higher lvls.

Granted, it's so much fun that you can't stop playing. You sit at your computer for a week using an IV and have a week-old diaper on.

I wish magicians could do good dmg with attacks other than ultimates >.>

Granted, it's so much fun that you can't stop playing. You sit at your computer for a week using an IV and have a week-old diaper on.

I wish magicians could do good dmg with attacks other than ultimates >.>

granted but good damage is now defined as 1's repetitively.

I wish I was level 120 and I got 4th job, a DrK, and I do not care that they suck.

granted but good damage is now defined as 1's repetitively.

I wish I was level 120 and I got 4th job, a DrK, and I do not care that they suck.

Granted but drk's don't suck
I wish SekushiKun would corrupt my wish

Sorry.

I wish for what he wished for, unless it's something bad. Then I wish for what she wished for, unless it's something bad also. Then I wish for what he wished...etc. etc.

Sorry.

I wish for what he wished for, unless it's something bad. Then I wish for what she wished for, unless it's something bad also. Then I wish for what he wished...etc. etc.

Granted but that is a few different wishes and only one can be granted and you can't make up your mind so none of them are granted.

I wish someone w/ a red forum name would corrupt my wish

Granted. But it turns out i'm going to get a red forum name.
(lolnah)

I wish i had a clean tasty cheese burger right now.

granted but you unwrap it and it turns into a mc donalds burger! oh no's!!!!!

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted. However, you catch a fatal sickness 1 month later and die.

I wish I didn't wish to Grant the following wish.

Granted. But because you never wished this wish, it becomes a paradox and the universe explodes.

Jackass.

I wish the Leafre mini-dungeons would come out soon.