I tried to silently fart during class today

and it made a loud noise so I quickly looked behind me to see if anyone was behind me and this girl let out a nervous, disgusted laugh. fml

and it made a loud noise so I quickly looked behind me to see if anyone was behind me and this girl let out a nervous, disgusted laugh. fml

I envision this scene where you rolled a D20 against your 'Fart Silently' check, got a natural 1, attracted negative attention and lost a point of Charisma.

I envision this scene where you rolled a D20 against your 'Fart Silently' check, got a natural 1, attracted negative attention and lost a point of Charisma.

Worst part is, I'm dressed up all nice today, and everyone knows nicely dressed people don't fart. ;_;

Worst part is, I'm dressed up all nice today, and everyone knows nicely dressed people don't fart. ;_;

Up until now that is, unless they've been lucky all their life.

Ah hahahahahahhahahaha
Why didn't you yell "What the hell was that?! D:"

@above: I've been really lucky except for this one time I thought I was homealone and farted, it was one of those looooooooooooooooooooooong and loud farts, I remember it like it lasted like 10 seconds, and out of nowhere the maid came out of my bedroom's bathroom. Then she asked if I wanted a sandwich.

@above: AHAHAHAHA what. Your maid's reaction is surprisingly odd considering what happened!

Ah hahahahahahhahahaha
Why didn't you yell "What the hell was that?! D:"

@above: I've been really lucky except for this one time I thought I was homealone and farted, it was one of those looooooooooooooooooooooong and loud farts, I remember it like it lasted like 10 seconds, and out of nowhere the maid came out of my bedroom's bathroom. Then she asked if I wanted a sandwich.

Sounds like something from reddit

Giggle/10 would read again

Kinda related, but my dog farted on my leg today.

Today was the first day of classes, too. I don't know if I can go back.

Today was the first day of classes, too. I don't know if I can go back.

Go back and do it again. Make a name for yourself.

I once farted for a straight minute. I pomegranate you not. It was one continuous fart.
By the end of it everyone was laughing. People screaming holy pomegranate. Someone said how do you not have pomegranates all over your pants??
It was hilarious.

And it felt so great too.