Why are Fire Trucks Red?

Fire Trucks have four wheels and eight men.
Four + eight = twelve.
There are twelve inches in a foot.
Rulers are a foot long.
Queen Elizabeth II is a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth is also the name of the largest ship that sails the seven seas.
Seas have fish.
Fish have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
The reason why Fire Trucks are red is because they are always Russian around!

Well, I don't see how this would fit with fire trucks in Hawai'i. Our fire trucks are yellow because it's easier to see them in night time.

I know that was a joke, I think, but firetrucks, I believe, were red because people thought it was the most noticeable color. Now we know that yellow is the most noticeable, the reason why many products and adds have yellow themes.

As people may know, the wild firetruck hunts fire. With a bright red light, developed over years and years of evolution, the fire feels warm with the presence of the firetruck, therefore not scaping. And at the most inesperate time, the firetruck would stricke a deadly blow, to then have a good dinner in peace.

I've got my sources, you know?

You seem to have your sources confused with "because" poems...

reminds me of the southpark episode when chef talks with this scientist and he always says this weird stuff..