A Moron

What are the advantages of being one? How does one become one?

I need to be educated in the art of being dumb.

-None
-Destroy your ear drums, rip out your vocal cords.


Can I do the pleasure?

-None
-Destroy your ear drums, rip out your vocal cords.


Can I do the pleasure?

But he can still type.

Simpsons did it.

Being a moron is a grave mutation. Sometimes being near another morons will mutate you since they are highly radioactive, so its best to stay clear of them.

This is the kind of thing that can be done through PMs or Visitor messages... With yourself.

I thought we should ask the pro, why is he asking us!?

Jkiloveyoo.

The problem is that I only know how to pretend to be one. I don't actually know how to be one.

The problem is that I only know how to pretend to be one. I don't actually know how to be one.

Ask Random_Overlord for advice?

I don't need to ask. He'll do give it automatically.

Alcohol is your friend.

I don't need to ask. He'll do give it automatically.

Right and wrong, you see, whenever I go onto the internet my brain turns off for matainance. I post on forums such as this in an idiotic format, and then later I go do something away from my computer which requires me to turn on my brain. Which is often because I have to go to work, school, and other stuff that causes me enough stress that could turn me into a cold blooded killer, so this is my way of unwinding to forget about all the bullpomegranate I have to put up with.

Longstory short, I'm an idiot online, but I'm not in every other subject.

To become a moron, you need to study their culture.

Told you so.

Right and wrong, you see, whenever I go onto the internet my brain turns off for matainance. I post on forums such as this in an idiotic format, and then later I go do something away from my computer which requires me to turn on my brain. Which is often because I have to go to work, school, and other stuff that causes me enough stress that could turn me into a cold blooded killer, so this is my way of unwinding to forget about all the bullpomegranate I have to put up with.

Longstory short, I'm an idiot online, but I'm not in every other subject.

tl;dr He's ashamed of himself.

So who wants to create an account called Moron?

You turn off your brain. You know how to do that, right? Every truly smart person knows how to turn off their brain.

Alcohol is your friend.

GAH YOU BEAT ME TO POSTING THIS.

Pictur will have to suffice.



~OT: There was an episode of House that dealt with something like this once, where this guy fell in love with a girl who loved him right back, only their IQs were about 80 points apart, so to strengthen their connection by actually having something to talk to her about (considering she clearly never understood his conceptual diagramming of flux capacitors or whatever the hell it was), he abused pills and alcohol daily.

Honestly that's stupid, and Harrison, while you're smart, you don't need to go that overboard to dampen your intellect. Amaterasu said it best in the above post: You turn off your brain, or at least the over-active thinking part of it. Just relax and observe.

Harrison, why don't you tell us?