2011-06-01, 06:16 PM
Wait, what's that? You don't know about Bruce Faulconer? Bruce The Mother Fucking Legend Faulconer? While normally I would pull your underwear over your head and putt you off a cliff by way of booting you in the groin but today I am feeling nice so I am going to tell you about Bruce Mother Fucking Faulconer.
The Faulconer is the one behind the music for the American version of Dragon Ball Z, in other words, he is the most epic man to have ever lived in ever. Sure, Dragon Ball Z itself may have been really long winded at times with too many power ups, but do you know 3/4th's of the reason why the show was so well liked? THE MOTHER FUCKING MUSIC THAT IS WHAT! So this thread is dedicated to the Legend himself.
Enjoy and become Epic.
Now, Dragon Ball Z is pretty full of badasses, but do you know who the baddest of the badasses is? MOTHER FUCKING BARDOCK THAT IS WHO! Now you might be asking who is Bardock and why the fuck should I care, well I am going to tell you but it means spoiling some things so don't read on if you don't want to be spoiled even though I don't give a shit.
Anyway, Bardock was just your normal Saiyan just chilling and killing like all Saiyans did back when there was more than 4 of them alive and they still had a planet and was under Frieza's rule. Now Frieza in himself is a bit of a badass even if bit of a coward but this is mainly about Bardock so I'll get to him at another time. So, Bardock was chilling with his other Saiyan homies killing everyone on a random planet so it could be sold when the one of the locals there psychic powers and such and made it where he could see the future. Now, sometime after this Frieza was getting all worried about the Saiyans because of the legend of the Super Saiyan so he decided to wipe the planet out because he was pretty much more powerful than any being in the universe at that time.
Bardock saw all this coming, and his friends had all been killed, he tried to save the planet by warning everyone but they just kind of laughed at him and sent him on his way. He knew what Frieza was gonna do and he could have ran away and saved his life, but what does he do? The Mother Fucker decides to take on Frieza himself despite Frieza having a power level of like 100 million and Bardock only 10,000, which was a lot at that time. He decides to face him head on busting through his goons and basically spit in Frieza's face and tells him to fuck off. That right there took balls of steel. Now, Frieza did kill Bardock and most of the Saiyan race and their planet with his little death ball thingy, but Bardock was right there in his face and before he died he had a vision of his son, Goku, yeah that is right, that Goku beating Frieza for good and died in peace. It is obvious after seeing Bardock in action where Goku got all his badassness from.
I firmly believe that Bruce Faulconer is a Saiyan and Bardock is himself in the DBZ universe. And what do you give a badass character and music creator? A badass theme that is what!
I might post some more Bruce Faulconer Dragon Ball Z music later, but take this for the moment and enjoy it to the fullest.
The Faulconer is the one behind the music for the American version of Dragon Ball Z, in other words, he is the most epic man to have ever lived in ever. Sure, Dragon Ball Z itself may have been really long winded at times with too many power ups, but do you know 3/4th's of the reason why the show was so well liked? THE MOTHER FUCKING MUSIC THAT IS WHAT! So this thread is dedicated to the Legend himself.
Enjoy and become Epic.
Spoiler
Now, Dragon Ball Z is pretty full of badasses, but do you know who the baddest of the badasses is? MOTHER FUCKING BARDOCK THAT IS WHO! Now you might be asking who is Bardock and why the fuck should I care, well I am going to tell you but it means spoiling some things so don't read on if you don't want to be spoiled even though I don't give a shit.
Anyway, Bardock was just your normal Saiyan just chilling and killing like all Saiyans did back when there was more than 4 of them alive and they still had a planet and was under Frieza's rule. Now Frieza in himself is a bit of a badass even if bit of a coward but this is mainly about Bardock so I'll get to him at another time. So, Bardock was chilling with his other Saiyan homies killing everyone on a random planet so it could be sold when the one of the locals there psychic powers and such and made it where he could see the future. Now, sometime after this Frieza was getting all worried about the Saiyans because of the legend of the Super Saiyan so he decided to wipe the planet out because he was pretty much more powerful than any being in the universe at that time.
Bardock saw all this coming, and his friends had all been killed, he tried to save the planet by warning everyone but they just kind of laughed at him and sent him on his way. He knew what Frieza was gonna do and he could have ran away and saved his life, but what does he do? The Mother Fucker decides to take on Frieza himself despite Frieza having a power level of like 100 million and Bardock only 10,000, which was a lot at that time. He decides to face him head on busting through his goons and basically spit in Frieza's face and tells him to fuck off. That right there took balls of steel. Now, Frieza did kill Bardock and most of the Saiyan race and their planet with his little death ball thingy, but Bardock was right there in his face and before he died he had a vision of his son, Goku, yeah that is right, that Goku beating Frieza for good and died in peace. It is obvious after seeing Bardock in action where Goku got all his badassness from.
I firmly believe that Bruce Faulconer is a Saiyan and Bardock is himself in the DBZ universe. And what do you give a badass character and music creator? A badass theme that is what!
Spoiler
I might post some more Bruce Faulconer Dragon Ball Z music later, but take this for the moment and enjoy it to the fullest.

