Things you shouldn't talk about with a moose.

When looking to converse with a moose, there are several subjects you should steer well clear of. If you don't, the moose may end up wasting a lot of your valuable time. You see, the moose is a curious animal. The moose tends to believe it is an expert in areas where it is clearly an idiot, and if you choose those topics you may find yourself listening to long spouts of verbal diarrhea. The moose is a great fan of several baseless arguments, especially conspiracy theories, and will quite easily have you simultaneously tear your hair out and facepalm in share bewilderment. So, what shouldn't you talk about with a moose?

Vaccines

Japanese Nuclear Facilities

Obama

Global Warming/Climate Change

Illuminati.

A moose once bit my sister

Things you shouldn't talk about with a moose

Quantum Physics.

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You should give it a muffin instead.

Thee room with a moose!

Mmm. Chocolate Mousse.

Anonymous Moose???