What in the name of boobs is this?!

...oh sweet ironic gods...

Okay, so a google search yields the name: .hack//Quantum.
Checking the wiki leads to a character list, and this shocking revelation: Neo-Balmung's character is named Tobias.
http://dothack.wikia.com/wiki/Tobias
and offline? Tobias' player is a girl.

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the person who made the character Tsukasa was a woman in real life, so this makes sense.

Wow, that one flew right over your head.

Wow, that one flew right over your head.

I am not good with jokes.