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Not the simple ones, like 'Why did the maths book commit suicide? Because it had too many problems.' Preferably calculus-based ones, but anything is fine.
I need them for a math project. I recall a thread here on SP where you guys posted them awesome math puns but I can't find it anymore.
Preferably something like:
Person 1: Whats the integral of 1/cabin?
Person 2: Log cabin.
Person 1: No, a houseboat – you forgot to add the c!
Fire away, people.
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Help me, I'm like a tangent line as it approaches x=pi/2! (stuck)
There are a few high level references in this song.
[video=youtube;obIGsb-IZMo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obIGsb-IZMo[/video]
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I wish I was your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves...
*cough*
Guess that really isn't much of a pun, but it's the first thing that came to mind.
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Holy crap, that song is awesome. Thanks, Hazzy.
Also, I google'd a bit, and found this.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't.
I know binary, but I don't get it. :f6:
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Ever see that old XKCD comic on who invented Calculus?
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I heard this one a long time ago, but I do find it sort of amusing...
Holy shift, look at the asymptote on that mother function!
Pretty corny.
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[video=youtube;sxnX5_LbBDU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnX5_LbBDU[/video].
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