ITT: We math pun

[video=youtube;obIGsb-IZMo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obIGsb-IZMo[/video]
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If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

:f6:?

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I laughed way harder than I should have.

"I'd orthogonalize their vectors to do a Taylor series Expansion around their origins... If you know what I mean."

"If ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees?"

i < 3 math

Sweet. Are there lyrics?

If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

:f6:?

That doesn't work...

Do not divide by log. Just like you wouldn't divide by sin(e). That would be a sin.

That doesn't work...

zzzzz

i love visiting forests because of the natural logs.
i received some tan lines cos i was out in the sun too long.

zzzzz

While that's true, you have to assume "you" and "i" are exactly the same (or in multiples of 2 *pi) or the other person is the complete opposite of you (or in multiples of 2*pi)

Square Root of Three
by Kumar and Harold

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun,
as 1.7321
Such is my reality,
a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

That root three poem was awesome.

"The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease."

That root three poem was awesome.

"The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease."

was in the movie Escape from Gitmo.

was in the movie Escape from Gitmo.

Reminds me. AMIR BLUMENFELD IN H&K3 XMAS.

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I laughed way harder than I should have.

^
And I only managed to understand like half of his sentences.