What would you suck d'ick for?

My friend asked me this earlier today and now I want to know what Southperry thinks. This wish is 100% guaranteed, so whatever outrageous wish you want, you will get. Please spoiler your answers so we can get some original answers. If one person has this awesome answer, everyone would just pick that one. So Southperry, what would you suck d'ick for?

Oh and I forgot one thing. This is strictly for straight males to answer. We already know you ladies and homosexuals suck d'ick.....

EDIT~ Oh and post your answer before looking at any spoilers



So here is my answer. I would suck d'ick for....

 Spoiler

the ability to control time. Most people think of the ability to go back in time, but controlling time is much more advantageous. You can go back in time, go forward in time, and also manipulate time. I mean think about it. If you f'uck up. just turn back time and you have another chance. Need more time on a test? Slow down time to like 1/3 speed and you're good to go. I really can't think of anything better.

I see this thread going nowhere good, very fast. ._. but i would want the ability to read what women are thinking.

That SP.net returns to its former glory.