My Asian Roommate Is Drunk

I'm not sure why I'm even replying but people turn pale at most. Hypothermia and some medical condition can cause veins to constrict so much skin turns blue but alcohol will not (does the opposite). Purple is even more unlikely.

TOUCH HIM

HEY GET AWAY FROM ME

Also John turns magenta.

[23:41:16] <sicnarf> hey John, do white people turn orange when they get drunk?
[23:41:25] <z0mgc00k13> wat
[23:41:27] <z0mgc00k13> o.o
[23:41:27] <JohnE> we turn magenta
[23:41:59] <sicnarf> wow you're almost asian
[23:42:17] <JohnE> but better