so monday i'm back in school

i lost all my friends besides like lurk and bryce

i lost all nine of my imaginary girlfriends

and i have enemies at college who seek my blood and won't let go of grudges

to top it all off, i am doomed once again to room with nignogs

when the pineapple am i gonna get a break man. sometimes i feel like my life is written by some preteen in 4th period english who is far too pretentious to believe that his stories suck total fucking ass. i have no real complaints about summer, except i was kinda getting used to my summers winding down and resulting in possible makeout sessions at the very end. in fact i have been waiting for school to come, so i can get all As in my classes and finally get a cute girlfriend so my mommy stops thinking i'm gay. she'll still be disappointed because she'll be white, but meh.

your life may be hard, but i guarantee mine is much harder.

i lost all my friends besides like lurk and bryce

i lost all nine of my imaginary girlfriends

and i have enemies at college who seek my blood and won't let go of grudges

to top it all off, i am doomed once again to room with nignogs

when the pineapple am i gonna get a break man. sometimes i feel like my life is written by some preteen in 4th period english who is far too pretentious to believe that his stories suck total pineappleing ass. i have no real complaints about summer, except i was kinda getting used to my summers winding down and resulting in possible makeout sessions at the very end. in fact i have been waiting for school to come, so i can get all As in my classes and finally get a cute girlfriend so my mommy stops thinking i'm gay. she'll still be disappointed because she'll be white, but meh.

your life may be hard, but i guarantee mine is much harder.

There's so many things wrong with your post I don't know where to start...you had nine imaginary girlfriends. Sure those two friends you have left is real? wtp did you do to piss someone off enough to kill you? Steal their imaginary girlfriend? If you're having problems with your dormmate, switch. If you're expecting to get As and date a hot girl when you walk in, your expectations are too high.

Finally..."mommy"?