Fawns are taking over!

Yes, you read that right fellow Southperrians, I have urgent news of the utmost importance to convey! It seems that fawns, baby deer that is, are at this moment conspiring to take over the Funhouse as we know it and turn it into the Fawnhouse! Watch in shock and amazement as I show you video of a fawn learning its first few steps:

[video=youtube;QqEAoBBi_UI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqEAoBBi_UI[/video]

If that does not horrify you, perhaps then I should tell you of their ingenious plan to take over our funhouse! At 1200 hours today they are planning to put into effect what they call Plan F, in which they shall flood the users of the Funhouse with images of cute wittle baby fawn as to overload them with D'awww moments and, when we are not looking, overtake the Funhouse!

Now what shall we do about this Southperry? Are we just going to stand by and let these fawn get away with this?

*Watches video*

Yes, they're too cute...

ALL HAIL LOTUS!

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[video=youtube;QqEAoBBi_UI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqEAoBBi_UI[/video] Now what shall we do about this Southperry? Are we just going to stand by and let these fawn get away with this?

I'm fawning so hard right now

D'awwwwwwwwwwww

Too bad some gun-totin' NRA member will blast it's brains out in a few years.

I want one!!!

Lotus will mind control it :V

Snap out of it! This is what that fawn will grow up into!



Do you want someone like THAT in our Southperry? Do you?!? Man the MLRS rockets!






Hyah!

Be vewy vewy quite...I'm hunting deer!

Be vewy vewy quite...I'm hunting deer!

Is... he picking his nose?

Disgusting... I can't believe people honestly find them cute. Deer of any age. Live in rural North Dakota for a while and you'll learn to hate these destructive and filthy creatures. They are not at all cute. They ruin everything in sight and spread disease like crazy. And that's not to mention the hundreds of car accidents they cause around here.

Your thread title freaked me out at first, honestly. Because fawns seriously ARE taking over around here. Grazing right in our freakin' front yards during DAYLIGHT HOURS. WTH? It's bad enough they destroy our gardens/yards every single year during the night. Now they're not even afraid to do it in plain sight. It's ridiculous and I'm reaching the boiling point with them. Can't shoot them in city limits (and, unfortunately, we are considered within the town), which is retarded considering we're right on the edge... We get massive herds of deer all around us. All. Year. Long. In the winter, they even come right up to our back door (which is glass).

...ugh. Now I'm angry just thinking about them. Live 21 years with this crap and you'll wish every single one had its brains blown out. I hate that there's a "season" for killing them. It should be open season, all year long. No limits. Deer genocide. Rewards for killing more, even.

Disgusting... I can't believe people honestly find them cute. Deer of any age. Live in rural North Dakota for a while and you'll learn to hate these destructive and filthy creatures. They are not at all cute. They ruin everything in sight and spread disease like crazy. And that's not to mention the hundreds of car accidents they cause around here.

Your thread title freaked me out at first, honestly. Because fawns seriously ARE taking over around here. Grazing right in our freakin' front yards during DAYLIGHT HOURS. WTH? It's bad enough they destroy our gardens/yards every single year during the night. Now they're not even afraid to do it in plain sight. It's ridiculous and I'm reaching the boiling point with them. Can't shoot them in city limits (and, unfortunately, we are considered within the town), which is retarded considering we're right on the edge... We get massive herds of deer all around us. All. Year. Long. In the winter, they even come right up to our back door (which is glass).

...ugh. Now I'm angry just thinking about them. Live 21 years with this crap and you'll wish every single one had its brains blown out. I hate that there's a "season" for killing them. It should be open season, all year long. No limits. Deer genocide. Rewards for killing more, even.

Maybe a dear turned you down early in your life and you hate them since?

(ends fawn jokes)

I eagerly watched in anticipation for the cameraman to get trampled by the mother who I suspect would be nearby.

I was disappointed.