Organizing Straight Pride Parade

Although there are other substantial issues that need to be dealt with, I believe now is the time for the entire straight community to band together and promote heterosexual sex. We deserve to be treated like the gays. I mean, come on, they get to be on the news and flaunt what they are all over the place, so why can't we? Looking for locations still, but parade must exclude all LGBTs. Straight pride is more than making babies the natural way, it's about showing the world we are straight, and we are proud. Who gives a pineapple about an oil spill or AIDS in Africa, the time is now. STRAIGHT IS GREAT!

Why do we need to show we are proud of being straight? Straight people mostly make fun of gays already, so theres not any real point in sticking it in their faces.

We need giant penis balloons to make this work. Really gigantic penis balloons with hairy ass balls that would rape any passerby. If our penis balloons aren't any bigger than the ones used in the gay parade, then our parade is utterly screwed.

We also need to make the parade as inappropriate as possible so that little children can't possible watch it on television. We should have female strippers wearing g-string bikinis and should have a musical parade encore with Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson on it. We have to make sure that they are given a lot of head way before we start the parade in order to keep them energized and seen on camera.

We need giant penis balloons to make this work. Really gigantic penis balloons with hairy ass balls that would rape any passerby. If our penis balloons aren't any bigger than the ones used in the gay parade, then our parade is utterly screwed.

I also recommend plenty of anti-dildo and anti-fleshlight posters. Natural is the way to go. If it ain't with a man and a woman, it has got to go.

Why do we need to show we are proud of being straight? Straight people mostly make fun of gays already, so theres not any real point in sticking it in their faces.

Shutup. You don't realize it but before you know it, they will come right before your very eyes. The gay parade is really a disguise for gay people to build weapons of mass destruction... inside their assholes. All over the country, gay people are collaborating to overcome their straight oppresors who have held them down for too long. Sure, it may seem harmless after they parade for a couple of decades. But it only takes one day, one parade, one gay to hold the whole entire Pentagon hostage with a hard on firearm right in their hands. Then what John. I guess that you're going to go, "Didn't see that coming a mile away." I guess that you don't care if the gay people wipe out 3/4 of the straight population. In fact, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were gay John. That's right. I think you're a gay spy who is trying to ruin our straight plans to perserve heterosexual democracy by expressing our right to have a straight parade. I'm watching you, you better not even think about trying to stop the straight parade's balls from rolling you son of a bitch.

Requesting a mascot greater than the Trojans. We need to top Cyndi Lauper and Lady Gaga, come on the straights of Southperry, I know you can do this!

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<CrackyMcZap> why don't we get a Straight Pride parade?
<Kaejo> they're called gun & knife shows