Funniest Joke in the World

Greg and Mark both died and were on their way into heaven. They're stopped by Jesus at the gates, whyo tells them that they have been accepted into heaven for their good deeds on Southperry, and are going to get angel wings as a reward. However, they must understand the two rules in heaven:

1.) Everyone is naked.
2.) If you get an erection, you will lose your wings.

So Mark and Greg accept the rules, and as they walk through the gates *poof* they get their wings, and their clothes disappear. Not a minute later, Manda walks by.

*flop* Mark's wings fell off.

He bends over to pick them up and *flop* Greg's wings fell off.

'Scuse you, you've done this before

you're just TAKING NORMAL JOKES AND ADDING OUR NAMES

'Scuse you, you've done this before

you're just TAKING NORMAL JOKES AND ADDING OUR NAMES

....and?

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Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?

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oshi- 3d.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."

The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."

The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

Ha...ha?

Keep it on topic boys.

I'm going to start reporting people who derail the thread.

i still can't believe such a boring joke like that made it to the funniest joke in the world.
Sadly, I'm no comedian so I can't say anything.

I you forever.

I you forever.

Thats not a joke, thats fact.

Keep it on topic boys.

I'm going to start reporting people who derail the thread.

Rules? In the Funhouse? They do nothing. (except one.)

Sorry people, I suck at jokes. Literally.

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