Gimme' My McNugget!

Of course this relates this the ever-growing McNugget shortage that is destroying family's lifestyles and starving the poor of the world even further since so many live on this tasty, cheap alternative to milk or bread. This shortage has now led to fistfights in the streets of Toledo, Ohio where McNuggets have led to short tempers and hungry stomachs. This is the actual news story:

Police: US woman punched McDonald's drive-through window because restaurant had no McNuggets

Mon Jan 4, 9:58 AM

TOLEDO, Ohio - Police say a woman punched through a McDonald's drive-through window because Chicken McNuggets weren't available.

Police were called Friday to the restaurant in Toledo, in northwestern Ohio.

Police told The Blade newspaper that 24-year-old Melodi Dushane was treated for injuries, then jailed. She pleaded not guilty to a vandalism charge. She was released on a recognizance bond and ordered not to have contact with the restaurant. The phone number for her home address isn't listed.

A manager at the McDonald's declined Monday to discuss the incident.

Link :http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/10010...get_arrest

What's the world coming to when McNuggets, the tastiest invention ever made by adding chicken, flour, spices and MSG together, are being kept from the public? I dare say, we should write our Senators and Premiers to say that we will NOT stand for this abuse by McDonalds and that we want our McNuggets back. Who's with me?

I order Big Macs. True, not that much better to those animals, but at least it's tastier.

lolMcDonalds.

What's so great about fcking Chicken Nuggets? F'cks sake. I hate Chicken Nuggets. Yes, I said it. I never ever eat Chicken Nuggets in my High School, at Mc Donald's, or Wendy's, whatever. Goddamn. When I want some REAL food, I go to Long John's Silver and get myself a meal that's close to 20 bucks filled with FISH, shrimp, lobster, etc. And I eat like a man, with a mug of rootbeer! Christ!

She got sent to jail?

What the fuck is wrong with you, America?

What's so great about fcking Chicken Nuggets? F'cks sake. I hate Chicken Nuggets. Yes, I said it. I never ever eat Chicken Nuggets in my High School, at Mc Donald's, or Wendy's, whatever. Goddamn. When I want some REAL food, I go to Long John's Silver and get myself a meal that's close to 20 bucks filled with FISH, shrimp, lobster, etc. And I eat like a man, with a mug of rootbeer! Christ!

lolLongJohnSilvers
Even worse than McDonalds.

lolLongJohnSilvers
Even worse than McDonalds.

You have no taste in seafood, GOOD-SIR. I say good-day! /end

the worst part is that McNuggets dont even have chicken in them.

the worst part is that McNuggets dont even have chicken in them.

heh?
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heh?
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sure there's ignorance around here

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According to raw ingredients listing on the wholesale packaging of Chicken McNuggets in any variant, chicken breast accounts for almost 50% of the product

so yeah

The Chicken McNugget is a small piece of minced chicken breast and mechanically separated meat held together with phosphate salts and some chicken skin. The pieces are then coated with batter, lightly fried to set the batter, individually quick frozen, packaged, and sent to stores. At the McDonald's stores, the McNuggets are deep-fried and sold.

tasty isnt it

...but perhaps the most alarming ingredient in a chicken mcnugget is tertiary butylhydroquinone, or tbhq, an antioxidant derived from petroleum that is either sprayed directly on the nugget or the inside of the box it comes in to "help preserve freshness." according to a consumer's dictionary of food additives, tbhq is a form of butane (i.e. Lighter fluid) the fda allows processors to use sparingly in our food: It can comprise no more than 0.02 percent of the oil in a nugget. Which is probably just as well, considering that ingesting a single gram of tbhq can cause "nausea, vomiting, ringing in the ears, delirium, a sense of suffocation, and collapse." ingesting five grams of tbhq can kill.”

Awww yeah.

SO, two days have passed, and you would think that the McDonald situation has been dissolved with the angry lady in jail, but alas, some other crazy peach has popped out out of nowhere and completely trashed another McDonald's! My CrazyBitchesAgainstMcDOnald's network is succeeding don't you see! I COMMAND YE WOMEN AS YOUR NEW ANTI-OPRAH, SMASH ALL THE MCDONALD'S YOU CAN! DESTROY THE YELLOW MENACE!

As for the story:

Police: Woman upset with burger trashes US McDonald's, causes thousands of dollars in damage

Wed Jan 6, 11:24 AM

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Police are looking for a woman who went on a rampage at a McDonald's in Kansas City because she didn't like her hamburger.

Police say the woman caused thousands of dollars in damage on Dec. 27 when she became upset that the restaurant wouldn't refund her money.

Employees had offered to replace her hamburger, but the woman refused and demanded her money back.

Police released a video showing the woman throwing a bucket of water over the counter and pushing off a glass display case and three cash registers. She then cursed and fled.

Link: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/10010..._s_rampage