Black Widows

get a piece of paper
scoop them up
fold the paper in half
crumple it up and bury it

They are not as poisonous as movies made us believe. There has been reports of ppl falling into Black Widows nest and get stinged several times and survived.

But from reading your post, i see that you are hella scared at them so maybe you could call someone else to do something? Since it's obvious you won't do anything,