New Moon

Gentlemen, this weekend, I'm about to take a plunge into freezing,pungent steaming pile of crap with some friends; who are actually dead set on watching this. I will be prepared to give you a thoughtful thorough review and testament of how horrible this movie may be. Fortunately enough, I know enough about the books and its cast to be able to sit down through and understand this, so that way, I can understand what's going on and gain the full experience of the movie. A 29% Rating on Rotten Tomatoes is already not showing me very good signs, so I hope this movie can provide me enough entertainment in the form of lulz (despite it being the Twilight series's darkest entry) at how lousy it is to help me keep my patience and sanity to sit through the whole thing with everyone.


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/twilight_saga_new_moon/

Wish me luck!

Why would you do this, WHY!!! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!? SOME KIND OF TWISTED DEATH WISH?!?!?!

You're suicidal, man.

A girl in my orchestra class was playing the Twilight theme song over and over again today...I finally got it out of my head, but then you remind me of the song...

God speed and good luck brave sir.

This does not bode well for it confirms my darkest fears.

It got a 29%? Would not have expected it to be so high.

I cast on thee Protection from Evil, Chaos, and Stupidity. May Pelor protect you.

May the force be with you. We'll be here when you return, alive hopefully.

You shall be in my prayers

Meet us in the local planning department of Alpha Centauri when the world ends.

Meet us in the local planning department of Alpha Centauri when the world ends.

we cannot survive on alpha centauri

See you on the other side, bro. I won't be joining you soon.