How Telemachus Came of Age
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Telekmahos wis awesome because he decided to become a man because the fish axed him for help. Telemahos became a man when he decided to do manly stuff. Telekmahos does not become a man by getting laid; instead he goes on his Odyssey and talks to people. and does stuff that’s not as cool as having sex with nymphs. Also while away he becomes a Mexican pirates, and then he stole a fish it and it smacked him wit it’s tail and told him to stop being a Mexican pirate and be a man with a cat in his pants. Then Athena comes disguised as a gay man. When the man and telemakhos met they have gay sex, because all greek are gay. Then Telemakhos goes faster like the speed of sound to Ithaka because Odysseus was there where he was. Along the way he notices that the countryside’s were nice, and the flowers were singing, and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. When he got to Ithaka he found Odysseus and was like no way and Odysseus was like yeah way and the Telemakhos was like OK. Then he said today is a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my father defeat the enemies. That is how Telemakho come of age.
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#2
cool story bro~
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#4
Awesome tale, matey.
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#5
Cool Story Bro

Edit: pineapple you Tobias ninja'd
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#6
1. lern2grammar

2. Wasn't this the funhouse? Well.... I guess so... Not really Tongue
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