Girls.

Blond, bronzed, short, nice figure, sophistication, dancer, gamer, tolerant, reliable and finally independent. Oh wait I just described my current girlfriend

...bronzed...

I couldn't disagree more. Fake tans are an incredible turn-off for me, though natural is awwwright.

I love fake tans. Makes me just that one bit closer to f***ing an Oompa Loompa.

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Actually, my dream girl is about my height. A red head with straight hair. Smart, funny, nice, and can carry a good conversation (even with me).

Well actually, that is my neighbor. I've known her since I've lived here, but I can't ever go out with her. EVER! So secretly, I have to hide the fact that I've liked her ever since I started liking girls.

This is actually a common theme for me. I've liked a few other girls (not quite as much, or for as long) but they always tend to turn into my best friend somehow. Pretty much ruins it for me. You can't very go out with someone who thinks they're your best friend.

One girl that I've known since 8th grade (now I'm in 12th) I've always liked. But whenever I talk to her I feel guilty since she's always like "I've known you for such a long time Matt, and we're such good friends." Man, life sucks.