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Myles*, Anton, Berzerk, BombsAway, Caffeine, Combattente, Kortestanov, Melancholy+

What's so interesting apart from Combattente's wang?
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Myles Wrote:Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (8 members and 0 guests)
Myles*, Anton, Berzerk, BombsAway, Caffeine, Combattente, Kortestanov, Melancholy+

What's so interesting apart from Combattente's wang?

You and Sarah fighting.

I like when women fight. It's just sad that women are not as short tempered as men, so it's kind of rare to see.
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Kortestanov Wrote:You and Sarah fighting.

I like when women fight. It's just sad that women are not as short tempered as men, so it's kind of rare to see.

I totally have a vagina.
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Myles Wrote:No, the woman is basically useless apart from sex & children (if you want them). Other than that you should make yourself useful by cooking and cleaning.

Gay men can't have children and are unwilling to do real work, so how exactly are you more useful than a woman?
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Myles Wrote:I totally have a vagina.
And I totally have a plantain, right?
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BombsAway Wrote:Gay men can't have children and are unwilling to do real work, so how exactly are you more useful than a woman?

Yeah, we can have children, it's called IVF. Keep up with the times. We are more useful than a woman because we know what feels good to another guy. We know all the spots to hit. We know how to please a man, where most women just lay there like a sack of potatoes during sex.
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Myles Wrote:Yeah, we can have children, it's called IVF. Keep up with the times. We are more useful than a woman because we know what feels good to another guy. We know all the spots to hit. We know how to please a man, where most women just lay there like a sack of potatoes during sex.

Test-tube children =/= having a child of your own. Part of the father and part of the mother.

And uh... good luck with trying to pleasure most men who would rather take a sack of potatoes than your dirty butthole any day.
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Myles Wrote:Yeah, we can have children, it's called IVF. Keep up with the times. We are more useful than a woman because we know what feels good to another guy. We know all the spots to hit. We know how to please a man, where most women just lay there like a sack of potatoes during sex.
Go on, go on... i'm starting to get aroused...

BombsAway Wrote:Test-tube children =/= having a child of your own. Part of the father and part of the mother.

And uh... good luck with trying to pleasure most men who would rather take a sack of potatoes than your dirty butthole any day.

Throws Wrote:A tight, hot, wet hole to shove your plantain in is going to feel good, whether it belongs to a man, a woman, a goat, or whatever.

Did I tell you already that I like the direction this thread is heading? This is getting too good, i bet Providence is gonna come any min and ruin the fun.
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BombsAway Wrote:Test-tube children =/= having a child of your own. Part of the father and part of the mother.

And uh... good luck with trying to pleasure most men who would rather take a sack of potatoes than your dirty butthole any day.

Who said it had to be a test-tube child? Some surrogate mothers use a sort-of 'injection' where they use a syringe top 'inject' the sperm into their vagina.

Actually, the arsehole is tighter, moister and warmer than a vagina. It also doesn't get as loose as a vagina gets.
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Myles Wrote:Actually, the arsehole is tighter, moister and warmer than a vagina. It also doesn't get as loose as a vagina gets.
You do have a point there...
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It's still not going to be one of your kids if you're in a relationship with another guy.

And regardless of the hole, most guys still choose the sack of potatoes, and that's the point I was making. Most guys would have sex with a dried up little old lady over sex with another guy, regardless of the pleasure you claim you could give them.
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BombsAway Wrote:It's still not going to be one of your kids if you're in a relationship with another guy.

And regardless of the hole, most guys still choose the sack of potatoes, and that's the point I was making. Most guys would have sex with a dried up little old lady over sex with another guy, regardless of the pleasure you claim you could give them.

*The silence of agreement is surrounding the topic, rendering sarah as the winner of this round. DING DING DING, round 1 over!*
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BombsAway Wrote:It's still not going to be one of your kids if you're in a relationship with another guy.

And regardless of the hole, most guys still choose the sack of potatoes, and that's the point I was making. Most guys would have sex with a dried up little old lady over sex with another guy, regardless of the pleasure you claim you could give them.

But if it was my sperm, then it would be. Tough sh'it if my partner doesn't like it.

And, sexually satisfying a boy doesnt always mean full-on sexual intercourse. You don't have to have a plantain inside your ass/vag to fully pleasure a man, that's the problem I'm pointing out with you girls.
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Myles Wrote:But if it was my sperm, then it would be. Tough sh'it if my partner doesn't like it.

And, sexually satisfying a boy doesnt always mean full-on sexual intercourse. You don't have to have a plantain inside your ass/vag to fully pleasure a man, that's the problem I'm pointing out with you girls.
...it doesn't?

Wow i'm learning alot on here, southperry.net best school ever!! Biggrin
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Myles Wrote:But if it was my sperm, then it would be. Tough sh'it if my partner doesn't like it.

And, sexually satisfying a boy doesnt always mean full-on sexual intercourse. You don't have to have a plantain inside your ass/vag to fully pleasure a man, that's the problem I'm pointing out with you girls.

It still doesn't matter because most guys don't want your hand, foot, mouth, ass or earlobe near their cock, anus, toes or tongue. Most guys do not want any sort of satisfaction from another guy, therefore we are still more useful. Besides that we can pleasure ladies also and a majority of the men would want nothing to do with your foul sexual preferences would hypocritically be very pleased by two of us doing essentially the same thing.
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