"I'd like to be called 'Jack Goff'"

(Credits to failblog.org)

Lmao xD
What a great way to express one's favorite daily hobby

"Today on the evening 4 news that nobody watchs -chuckles- We have the story a disgruntled gentleman, who just wants to be known by what he does. Jack Goff is a man like any other man, but he wants the world to know it. 'Im here, I just want people to know that. Theres just nothing like walking down the street and hearing people say `Hey! Its that Jacksgoff guy!!! Hes my hero!!!`' Jack says hes had so many complaints, that he and his wife, Tooche Magina, have had to move periodically, just to escape the scron of their neighbors."