Seriously? Really?

[video=youtube;KwD6U0RhpyY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwD6U0RhpyY[/video]

Chopsticks are way cheaper than this. And also force you to learn something new instead of being lazy with a product like this.

Americans.

That's all i'm saying

why did I watch two minutes of people eating food

EDIT: The wonders of database errors.

"Does what no other utensil can"

lolwut.

why did I watch two minutes of people eating food

Because you find it fascinating how the modern human utilizes tools to aid in consuming food.

GRABABITE KEEPS THE GERMS OUT OF THE FOOD
except
y'know


spit.

Americans.

That's all i'm saying

DOUBLE STANDARDS MAN. DOUBLE STANDARDS.

First Americans are dirty fat slobs, now they are using utensils that are made to be less messy somehow we are still the go to excuse. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO NOT BE A FAT YET SKINNY, SLOVENLY YET NEAT, SPOILED ROTTEN YET SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED STATISTIC! I'll do it, I swear I'll do it. If you give me nothing to go on, I reserve the right to go out into the forest in my back yard, find a small animal, and sacrifice it to my american blood gods.

Also, a 34GB zip file that I've been DLing for 12 hours just corrupted half an hour from completion, so I may be slightly nonsensical at the moment, but no, I'm not mad, just confused. Americans must be pretty accomplished if we set the standard for so many things, dohoho.

GRABABITE KEEPS THE GERMS OUT OF THE FOOD
except
y'know


spit.

I totally agree with that.

Protip: phone numbers beginning in 555 are fake phone numbers.

Buzzkill
I had my pitch fork and everything ready.

So like what other combinations of eating utensils are there?

So like what other combinations of eating utensils are there?

Theres the Spork and Foon.

What did I just watch...

I'm trying to order but the phone number wont work. I want to see how it works with a double decker whopper qq

Worthless. It can't grab a hamburger.

edit: tsk. There's already a hamburger comment. Laaame.

Pineapplers should try and eat soup.