The 56 Best/Worst Analogies written by high school students

http://bethanyamandamiller.wordpress.com...-students/

Literally cannot stop laughing. If you ever write creatively, please don't be stupid.

Whahahahahaha laughing so hard right now.

Thank you for this xD

Edit:
[UPDATE 12/1/11: It has come to my attention that most, if not all, of these were actually written for a Washington Post contest, not by high schoolers. As a journalist, I feel it's my responsibility to set the record straight now that this post, for some reason, is garnering thousands of hits. Even so, I think we can all agree these similes are pretty hilarious regardless of who wrote them. I've also had a good handful of comments that these are not analogies — yes, it would probably be more accurate to call them similes, the technical name for this rhetorical device, but an analogy is simply a comparison between two things, which is still true for these. I kept this title to remain true to the original post from which I borrowed this. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed and were able to have a laugh!]

Aw. Still good enough for a laugh.

She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

lmao

90% of these are simply genious.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then you lose the recipe, and on top of that you can’t sing worth a damn.

The end just made me lose it.