Mind. Blown.

This thread is disappointing.

MY GOD.

Sorry I don't rub my remotes passionately like you, Khoi.

If you have a good thing going stick with it. the nintendo controllers where never good, how do i hold it one hand on left one in middle or one hand right one hand middle what if i need to swap? ITS ALL CRAP

Are you kidding me? Are you some kind of fu-

Oooooh.

[20:51] <infect|math> like
[20:51] <infect|math> a long time ago
[20:51] <infect|math> i spent $1 on this gachapon machine
[20:51] <infect|math> 'cause i was bored
[20:51] <infect|math> and i got this pokemon screen cleaner
[20:51] <Jon> hah
[20:52] <infect|math> it was awesome :l
[20:52] <z0mgc00k13> grats
[20:52] <Rayquaza2233> You bought one gach ticket, Infection?
[20:52] <infect|math> i still have it
[20:52] <infect|math> no
[20:52] <Jon> he means IRL.. lmfao
[20:52] <Rayquaza2233> o
[20:52] <Rayquaza2233> well
[20:52] <infect|math> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gachapon
[20:52] <Rayquaza2233> Wait, gach IRL?
[20:52] <Jon> ..
[20:52] <infect|math> You didn't know what it was based on?
[20:52] <Jon> Welcome to the real world, Ray.
[20:52] <infect|math> I hope you've at least seen one before.
[20:52] <infect|math> >_>
[20:53] <infect|math> ahahahaha.
[20:53] <Rayquaza2233> HOLY pomegranate I'VE BEEN GACHING HALF MY LIFE AND I HAVEN'T REALIZED IT
[20:53] <z0mgc00k13> ive seen one
[20:53] <infect|math> These highly detailed toys have found a large following among adults in Japan, and the trend is filtering to the West with other popular culture influences such as anime and manga. It is not at all uncommon to see sets based on licenses explicitly for adults, with figures of naked or near-naked women, which costs a little more than other capsules.
[20:54] <Rayquaza2233> In the online Massively Multiplayer Online Game Maplestory the gachapon is used as a gambling type machine, wherein players can purchase with real money tickets which, when used at the gachapon, will allow the player to receive a random item of random value.
[20:54] <+Rucidia> random value?
[20:55] <Rayquaza2233> In Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness there are gashapon machines in the stores such as the PokéMart in Pryite Town that appear to have Poké Balls inside. Poké Balls are inspired by the capsules for gashapon machines.
[20:55] <Providence> so it could be an extremely expensive triangle zamadar
[20:55] <Altruit> You can get a chaos scroll that's worth 5 mesos, and the next person will get one worth 500million.
[20:55] <Rayquaza2233> HOLY pomegranate I THOUGHT THOSE WERE VENDING MACHINES
[20:55] <Jon> >_>
[20:55] * Rayquaza2233 's mind has been blown for about five minutes now
[20:56] <infect|math> loooll ray
[20:56] <z0mgc00k13> any longer and well have to clean the walls

...WHAT THE F'UCK PROV WAS ON THE iRC?!

...WHAT THE F'UCK PROV WAS ON THE iRC?!

That's from monthsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ago.

That's from monthsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ago.

...
Mind. Imploded.

Sorry I don't rub my remotes passionately like you, Khoi.

I actually haven't touched a remote in two weeks since I stopped playin' Touhou Hisoutensoku. But yes, while I was playing, whenever I had an erection, I would stroke the remote with my plantain. . . passionately and jizz all over it whenever I had a victory.