I love children

ahh. why would you hate kids, everyone here was once a kid if you forgot. (:

these seem ridiculously fake. lmfao. i didn't even know what testicle was until i was 10? and i'm sure i learned it early. and balls? as a female i didn't learn that til 6th grade. but some of these would be kinda cute if a child wrote them. (:

Meh I learned stuff pretty early.
Then again I always hung out with my moms best friends kid.
He was 7 years older then me maybe 9.
I played duke nukem,perfect dark,doom etc. before i was 10.
All im sayng is its the parents and the pople these "kids" hang out with.
I knew where babies came from and how by like 8.
Meh.

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11) When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. - (Kevin, age 6)

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Am I the only one who got a kick out of the title?

First off this:

3) If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. - (Wayne, age 7)

is wrong, you are always surrounded by ocean, whether on an island or a continent. (If you take it literally)

Second, I can't help but chuckle at some of those. =)
This one:

5) A dolphin breaths through an *pimento on the top of its head. - (Billy, age 8 )

is the best, I think. =o

ahh. why would you hate kids, everyone here was once a kid if you forgot. (:

these seem ridiculously fake. lmfao. i didn't even know what testicle was until i was 10?

Tentacle -> testicle.

and balls?

Balls as in, footballs, basket balls.

some of these would be kinda cute if a child wrote them. (:

I believe msot of them were, and yeah I agree.
Very cute and funny.

F'uck kids.

Already do.