Omegle.com

this site is really good for talking with strangers and bsing....

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Stranger: i'm a wolf..
You: i'm a vampire...
You: i like to suck people's arms...
You: really
Stranger: pineapple YOU. I HATE FUCKING VAMPIES AND TWILIGHT GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: I JUST LIKE WOLVES
You: and last night
You: something wierd happens
Stranger: what happened?
You: like these white stuff, came out of my penis
You: i think i'm not human
You: like my pee is sticky and white
Stranger: wow, ive never ever heard that happen to anyone before! are you an alien?!??!?
You: i don't know
You: and I have a white hair too
You: although i'm 12
You: what should i do?
Stranger: that's crazy. maybe youre fucking spiderman.
Stranger: go save peoples lives! GO! GO NOW!
You: why am i spiderman?
You: i'm weak
You: i cant fly
Stranger: THERES PEOPLE IN NEED OF YOUR WEB
Stranger: YOU NEED TTO TRAIN YOUNG PADAWOM.
You: yea maybe the white stuff are for making webs
You: you are right
You: but i don't know how to make it come out
You: it just comes out when i'm moving around
Stranger: look at naked people.
You: ewww
You: why?
You: you're disgusting
Stranger: hahahahah i love you. goodnight.

I laughed.

You just made me remember this site

brb, telling ppl im from mars

Edit:

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Stranger: I am your LORD and SAVIOUR!
Stranger: BOW TO ME!
You: I AM SPARTA!!
You: wait...
You: let me try that again
Stranger: Your LORD and SAVIOUR COMMANDS that you try that again.
You: why are you my savior?
You: are you konata? *v*
Stranger: **your LORD and SAVIOUR is waiting**
Stranger: Konata?
Stranger: FEH.
Stranger: FEH I say to your Konata!
Stranger: I am none other than your LORD and SAVIOUR
You: :O
You: amazing
You: so
Stranger: What luck!
You: if you are my savior and lord
Stranger: EXCUSE ME
You: do you know my name?
Stranger: I am your LORD and SAVIOUR
Stranger: Your LORD and SAVIOUR COMMANDS that you type it in caps.
You: aaanyways
You: say hi to southperry
Stranger: FEH.
Stranger: So, back to your name.
Stranger: Would you like me to tell you your name?
You: sure
You: but
You: type it in
You: korean
You: :O
Stranger: I am in Taiwan. I will type Chinese and Chinese ONLY!
You: ok
You: then
You: type it in taiwanese
Stranger: SILENCE!!
You: NO!

.... -saves that website to favorites-

Damn... This is almost as good as that chat roulette pomegranate.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLLLO!
Stranger: Hi
You: Do you like unicorns?
Stranger: Love unicorns
You: Really?
Stranger: They're super special awesome
You: omg. I feel the same way.
You: Wanna get married?
Stranger: Sure
You: Awesome!
Stranger: Lol, quickest proposal ever
You: Well, you love unicorns and so do I
You: So it's a match right?
Stranger: Well, I should ask about your opinion on phoenixes, too, because that's crucial
You: Hmm. They are pretty kick ass. All flying creatures are.
Stranger: Soul-mate right there, man
You: For real. I feel like I've known you my entire life.
Stranger: Perhaps you have. *insert mysterious giggle*
You: Creepy. But, I do like mysterious giggles.
Stranger: Why thank you. I have a rather good one
You: So, are you like a creeper then who loves to giggle mysteriously?
Stranger: Na, I'm not a creeper
You: Oh. Good. Creepers creep me out.
Stranger: Same here
You: Maybe I'm creeping right now.
Stranger: There's a chance you are
You: So are you like an old hairy guy thats sitting in his under-roos right now?
Stranger: Ewwwwwww
Stranger: No
Stranger: I ish a female
You: Oh snap.
You: That's why you like unicorns.
Stranger: Guys can like them, too
You: Gay guys.
Stranger: Yeah, lol

ROFL. . . . If that's someone from SP, boring. If that really is a random person, fcking lol.

I love this site

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You: hi
Stranger: male
Stranger: I'M
You: you want to know a secret?
You: you want to?
Stranger: hit me
Stranger: yes
You: ok
You: im actually...
You: from mars :O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hi random stranger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asl is a whore
Stranger: ok i see

wtp?

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You: hi random stranger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you?
You: mars
Stranger: i'm from saturn
You: cooool!
You: how life there?
You: are the rings doing fine?
Stranger: yeaah)) they are pretty
You: cool
Stranger: emm
You: I heard they were in war with Jupiter
Stranger: mars - red planet?
You: yeah
Stranger: your skin is red too?
You: neh
You: its kind of
You: green-red
Stranger: mm my favorite color
You: so,
You: are girls in saturn preety?
You: or are they ugly?
Stranger: there different kinds of girls here
You: ooh
You: like what?
Stranger: some of them had mutations
You: ew
Stranger: 3 hands
Stranger: or other parts of body
Stranger:
You: hmm
You: oh well
You: by the way
Stranger: what?
You: is saturn going to co-operate with the ewarth invasion?
Stranger: i didn't hear about it... i'm living under ground
You: ooh
Stranger: aaand are your girl or boy?
You: a boy
Stranger: me too
You: great
Stranger: ok)

Southperry needs to go on the internet more often.

Southperry needs to go on the internet more often.

I made an omegle thread a while ago. I made it both on SP and Basil. Lol@ SP people running into basil people.

Southperry needs to go on the internet more often.

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