Tonight was a blast

Me and a group of friends went to a place, and it was basically a comedy-act sorta thing. Hard to describe. Have you guys seen Blue Collar? Similar. Except, they volunteer quite an amount of people. I chose to go up like 3 times.

1st part involved a girl, and 3 guys. The three guys are to woo the girl, trying to propose to her (while trying to make it funny). First dude was boring.. 2nd guy (my friend!) said something like:

"So last week, I ran over your cat. I killed it. I'm sorry, but want to propose to you. If you accept my offer, I'll gladly buy you a new cat"

I lol'ed irl. Then I was the last guy, my pick up line?

"My.. dear.. dear.. lady. -kneels down- You are the sea, as I am your sky. Your breasts .. are like the tender melons of . . . .-chooses a word, fast!- . . . ASGARD! Why, would you marry me?" Then I unzipped my jacket like I was goddamn Superman, and showed her my manly chest. Of course, everyone had a good laugh. I apparent win round 1.

Round 2 consisted of me .. . .murdering babies. LOL No joke. There were 10 baby dolls. Me and my friend were to sit in a seat, holding up a toy axe and a butcher-knife. I chose the butcher-knife, I'm cool like that. So anyways.... the goal is for the 'girl' to throw the baby into a basket. My objective was to prevent that. So I swung like mad, WITH GREAT FURY!!!! I won the 2nd round. ;~; So then I had my picture taken with this one chick, sweet sh't. So I got uhhh... a bag full of V-day candy, a toy rose (LOL), and a V-day card from the staff of the comedy thing. It was good sh't.

My friends' reactions to what I did on stage?

"Wow, holy.. crap. You're friggin funny, but maaaan, when you were swinging that butcher knife, you looked creepy as f'ck."

So going to remember this, lol'd.

Good to know that you are enjoying life.

>Saw Title
>Made by Khoi
>Expected an awesome Smash story
>Surprised

You got me Khoi, you got me.

Round 2 consisted of me .. . .murdering babies. LOL No joke. There were 10 baby dolls. Me and my friend were to sit in a seat, holding up a toy axe and a butcher-knife. I chose the butcher-knife, I'm cool like that. So anyways.... the goal is for the 'girl' to throw the baby into a basket. My objective was to prevent that. So I swung like mad, WITH GREAT FURY!!!! I won the 2nd round. ;~; So then I had my picture taken with this one chick, sweet sh't. So I got uhhh... a bag full of V-day candy, a toy rose (LOL), and a V-day card from the staff of the comedy thing. It was good sh't.

And now we can has a dead baby joke thread?

>Saw Title
>Made by Khoi
>Expected an awesome Smash story
>Surprised

You got me Khoi, you got me.

Technically, I did play Smash '5' hours before all of this occurred, but at a different location. But I figured you wouldn't want me to tell every little insignificant detail, so I left that out so you wouldn't be upset.

Very true. Do you think it's worth going for a bigger screen like the Que or just get a 5"/6" device? what's the sweet spot for this, you think? eg, at what point is it a must?

I've read this thread like 4 times and it's typical self-indulgent khoi stuff that I didn't intend to comment on but then I was just browsing and thought I saw "Twilight was a blast" and did a double take and now I'm here to say how happy I am that Khoi doesn't think Twilight is a blast. Good job Khoi.

Considering that I have a "I HATE TWILIGHT" and a "Twilight's for fags" T-shirt, I think not.

Good to know that you are enjoying life.

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>Saw Title
>Made by Khoi
>Expected an awesome Smash story
>Surprised

You got me Khoi, you got me.

i didn't read past the first 5 words, but i too am surprised.