Longest Sentence EVER

Let's play a word game!

Add a few words (1-5?) to the sentence and have it still make sense!
Example:

"Good day," said the woman."

transforms to

"Good day," said the stout blond woman who walked her freshly-groomed dog across the one way street on a dim and rainy London afternoon.

So a starting sentence... hmm... excuse my boring sentence structure please

[SIZE="3"]"Stop!" yelled the man.[/SIZE]

"Stop!" yelled the man, "Let that child alone!"

"Stop!" yelled the man, "Let that child alone!"

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You started a new sentence. >_>

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You started a new sentence. >_>

No I didn't. Look at DAT COMMA.

No I didn't. Look at DAT COMMA.

I got editninja'd.

"Stop!" yelled the short man, "Let that child alone!"

I got editninja'd.

"Stop!" yelled the short man, "Let that child alone!"

"Stop!" yelled the short, gay man, "Let that child alone, his balls are inert!"

let that child alone? what the pineapple kind of grammar did you learn? my god LET THAT CHILD ALONE?

MY GOD

Go back in your den that you come out of every two weeks to post.

for you i will post every day.

for you i will post every day.

It's like Christmas all over again!

"Let that child alone!"

"Let that child alone!"

Grammar fail.

It's like Christmas all over again!

you make me feel warm inside..

 Spoiler

Grammar fail.

For not getting it.