Fat boy and noodles

I don't like the taste of the seasoning pack in water. I end up cooking the noodles in water, draining the water completely, then putting the seasoning on the noodles themselves and mixing it in. Then I put either teriyaki sauce or hot sauce. It depends on my mood really.

Which flavor? Only ones I eat are Chicken flavored, or Creamy Chicken flavored.

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[SIZE="5"]Dems my noodles![/SIZE]

I swear to God I made those noodles!?

I always wondered how a bird that big got trapped on top of a cliff with all that rope nailed down. Did she just watch as the poacher tied her up? If she was drugged, why leave her alive on top of the cliff? Why couldn't Marahute just bite at the ropes herself? It looked like she had a bit of space to move around.

THE POACHER'S TRAP MAKES NO SENSE.

Plot devices, my dear.

WAIT, the fu`ck?

Ffffffff-

Black people.