Halloween Pictures

Whether it be from a radical party you went to, pictures of your own costume (or others'), or of just petite little trick'r'treaters, post 'em here.



Mmmmm... brains. I scared a total of about 16 people tonight, including my mum's boyfriend. Best one was when a small little 11-year old kid was walking across from my house, I banged up against my glass door, blood still freshly dripping from my cold lips and the kid heard it, saw me, quickly looked down with a terrified look on his face and began to literally sprint like an Olympic runner down the road. I would've chased him, but it rained and I didn't have my shoes on.



Pretty girlfriend was the typical "Damsel in distress" from the old, old movies. I don't know if it's just my computer screen, or if the picture actually went darker for some reason, but if you can't tell, she's tied to a railroad track with dynamite roped to her front. All handmade too.

How much do you charge an hour for a bloodjob?

How much do you charge an hour for a bloodjob?

Depends on the type of blood ya' got.

lucky man.
didnt dress up, didnt go trick-or-treating, didnt see any t-r-t'ers, didnt go to a party with anyone, just worked, then came home.
though i did buy an eye patch from work.

lucky man.
Didnt dress up, didnt go trick-or-treating, didnt see any t-r-t'ers, didnt go to a party with anyone, just worked, then came home.
Though i did buy an eye patch from work.

an eye-patch is nothing. This is not not-halloween, this is halloween.

D'awwwwwww

Aww, that is cute. You do have a heart of grease and gold.

And there was Nom.

o shi--

Girlfriend stalking me onto forums.

And there was Nom.

So, tell me, before I buy from him. He any good at bloodjobs? I mean, I wanna make sure I'm getting a high quality bloodjob here, not some bloodjob a hobo on the street can get me for a fraction of the price.

If I had batteries in my camera I'd post my kickass (crappy) pumpkin I made with Gurren Lagann logo carved in it.

So, tell me, before I buy from him. He any good at bloodjobs? I mean, I wanna make sure I'm getting a high quality bloodjob here, not some bloodjob a hobo on the street can get me for a fraction of the price.

Welllll....a hobo only has a broken beer bottle and paper bag at most. He's got teeth and an appetite. Depends how bloodied of a job you want.

I also ask that you be prepared for the life of a zombie after you hath been infected by the bloodjob, and you die and come back.

Some people may not know it... but we zombies have it tough. We're misunderstood. We're constantly decaying after death, we're always hungry and we're always subject to mockery and parodies by being forced to dance to the Thriller song and video.

I mean, really, we're not bad. We're just hungry. People can relate to that, no? Living humans are hungry too, hell, Americans eat almost ten times what we zombies eat in weeks. But do you see them being shot at through the eyes, being whacked in the head with cricket bats or being forced to dance to a cheap Halloween-themed music video? NO.

So... for just 666 payments of $19.68, you too can have my complete video collection of "Brainnnnnnssssssssss... Brains, BRAINS, brainnnnsssss--and You!" inspirational and informative videos.

GUNDAMU. *weeabo battlecry* Awesomeness. I never had time to make my pumpkin.

@ SuperNerd

You hoor. There's no money in inspirational videos anymore. It all goes to pr0n. Make some Dirty Disintegrating happen. Or an exercise video. Zombies always need to keep fit with all them supersized meals now-days.

I replayed Luigi's Mansion.

That is all.

I replayed Luigi's Mansion.

That is all.

Dang... I would had done that too.

I watched Chocolate (Thai) and Onj-bok with my buds, and some camrip of 2.0 You can (not) advance.

 Spoiler

For a second I thought that was Optimus Prime and then I looked at it longer and it turned out to be a Gundam.

I R DISAPOINT