Pokemon Battle V2

Throws, MasPan, Felix, Alloy, JoeTang, and Fiel are my pokemon?

Looks like a dang good team to me.

So... what do you have to do to be included in these battles? o_o

So... what do you have to do to be included in these battles? o_o

Be popular.

what? Throws, MasPan, Felix, Alloy, JoeTang, and Fiel are my pokemon? I don't remember catching them...

You had me at hello.

So... what do you have to do to be included in these battles? o_o

Be popular.

Pretty much...at the beginning.

Don't work, I'll get at least everyone who actively posts here sooner or later.

Issac's team is hax. It reminds me of the first time I faced Cynthia in Pokemon Pearl and got my butt handed to me since I hadn't bothered to properly train and I went into that battle blind (aka, no previous knowledge of her team.)

what? Throws, MasPan, Felix, Alloy, JoeTang, and Fiel are my pokemon? I don't remember catching them...

Then again I've probably experimented with Missingno too much to remember. Damn drugs... I mean, glitches. Yeah, glitches.

If you let me out of the damn box once in a while...

Then you could learn water gun twice and evolve into a kangaskhan!

Yes.

Be popular.

...=/
i dun liek popularity, it makes people recognize you.

I would like to clear up something.

I am my own Pokemon. Something like Pinsir who doesn't NEED to evolve to be badass.

This is why I love you so.

I would like to clear up something.

I am my own Pokemon. Something like Pinsir who doesn't NEED to evolve to be badass.

It's only a matter of time before they do something with Pinsir, because it's not like they've done something with almost every single other Pokemon that didn't evolve from the first gen, right?

Dum...dum...dum...dum...dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdum... DERP

Awesome again. (Eff I never get the sparkle smiley right)

I must admit, you had no chance against Isaac to begin with. This is why you don't see bug trainer's taking on the elite four.

Wild SHADOWMARCK appeared!
SHADOWMARCK, the Obscure Gamer Pogeyman.
Dual-type Puce/Goggle.
Ability: What are the voices inside Shadow's head telling him to do?
Affect: When the user's HP goes under 50%, there is a chance, determined by the amount of able to battle Pogeyman in the trainer's party, to 1HKO the opponent.
Moveset: Puce Punch, Goggle Beam, Anti-Derp, HAX Computer Throw.
Puce Punch punches the target in the face with a puce paint covered fist, turning the opponent puce, lowering their attack, defense, SP. attack, SP. defense, evasiveness, and accuracy.
Goggle Beam shoots a bright red laser beam from the user's pair of goggles to deal damage and paralyze the target at a 30% chance.
Anti-Derp causes all Derp-type Pogeymans to be unable to do anything for 5 turns (8 turns if user is holding Combattente Shield). Usually followed by the user yelling "DURPABURP!" or "DERPAHERPES!", which cause Badly Poisoning or Freezing respectively.
HAX Computer Throw throws a computer at any Hax-type Pogeyman or any Pogeyman that currently knows a Hax-type move. Does Double damage if the target just used a Hax-type move.
Held Item: Combattente Shield.