No means no

A few moments ago, I went on my yahoo account to check my email and sum stalker messages me through the IM crap they have on there. This is our conversation.~

Lynnqxx470: ooh hey

Me: hello o.o

you are?

Lynnqxx470: well I just saw your name on the yuhoo directory and your profile seemed interesting lol

what are you up to?

Me: checkin emails i suppose

Lynnqxx470: nice, nothin I work from home just starting doing these cam shows It's pretty fun actually lol

Me: ok....

Lynnqxx470: I am a little busy right now cant really talk here, but if you want I would LOVE if you came to watch my show, give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ???

Me: no ty e.e

Lynnqxx470: This way you can see what I look like and we can chat while I work, I promise you wont be dissapointed..I must warn you though, I am not wearing much..

Me: no ty, i'd rather watch porn~

Lynnqxx470: well I think i have my free friend's pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??

Me: no

Lynnqxx470: yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don't tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i'll let you pick! LOL

Me: neon green w/ orange lace, but i'll never get on your website to see them e.e

Lynnqxx470: k lol .. You joining me ?

Me: just said no o.o

Lynnqxx470: Ok, go to http://tinyurl.com/qhn795 scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see "friends of Myra", click that and when you get the password page, put in the password: " kisses " okay?

Me: Bish, wtp?

Lynnqxx470: yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?

Me: so u can stalk me more than you already are?

Lynnqxx470: k, if you entered as my friend, it should say 0.00, if so you are good for my free friend's pass dont worry about the autorenew the pass cancels all charges

Me: but i dont wanna be your friend o.o

Lynnqxx470: CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend's pass

Me: BUT WE'RE NOT FRIENDS!

Lynnqxx470: ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

Me: So I can see how much of a man you are?

Lynnqxx470: k, you in yet babe?? Don't keep me waiting!

Me: then i guess you'll be waiting longer than longcat is long @_@

Lynnqxx470: k

Me: seriously. go die

Lynnqxx470: k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I'm the girl on the top row farthest to the left. There's a chat there so I'll see u there babe ... maybe u tell me what to do

Me: just sed, go die

Lynnqxx470: k

some [wo]men.

You just got trolled.

So, how long did it take you to figure out you were talking to an AI chat/spam bot?

So, how long did it take you to figure out you were talking to an AI chat/spam bot?

The 3rd line.
It happened to me too, every.exact.same.word.

So, how long did it take you to figure out you were talking to an AI chat/spam bot?

Yah, 3rd line. idk what compelled me to keep talking past there

lol

a cam scam

When they get your skype its worse because they actually call you and give you an automated voice message. Like not one of those crappy ones, from my understanding every 'person' (Yes guys to for the homosexuals) have to do an audio message. They then spam it lol. It was distubring when Joanowanobananokicia was speakin in me in such a ghetto dialect that I had a gun to my mouth.

So I axe u gain u kumen or NAH!?

"No" means "no..." but sometimes "no" means "maybe," which actually means that "no" means "yes."

Edit: this is the lulz interpretation, not the srs business intepretation.

"No" means "no..." but sometimes "no" means "maybe," which actually means that "no" means "yes."

Maybe is a possibility, it could be yes, but in this case he clearly indicates no

No means Yes in my world.